can't be emphasised enough that no matter how empty Valve's defense of lootboxes sounds, the lawsuit is also a trojan horse to censor violence in games so it's not a good idea to side with it lol

homer's where the bart is

Knock Down Whomp's Card Tower

Butter The Dog For 8 Red Coins

not his name

every time adobe does stupid bullshit people come out in droves to post a list of software alternatives that only maybe have 1 or 2 basic functions in common, and it always reminds me of a kid's cookbook i had that said "why toast marshmallows over a campfire when you can dip cupcakes in sprinkles?"

this is how fred and barney played First Fantasy

it's so snowy i feel like this

it has stick drift

"I'm using Silt Controls!"

you're not supposed to sand on it

obsessed with this image recently

Happy new year 1997!

December Holiday

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

whenever I see "made with real fruit" on packaging, I imagine a factory making the most sugar-filled "fruit" snacks ever, with unrelated real fruit just scattered around the factory. like yeah man, these 5000% Daily Value sugar gummies were made with real fruit. wink

composers when a game dev posts an open call for a lead composer for their new quirky indie game

New Game: Egg terrycavanagh.itch.io/egg

step aside, Hollow Knight: Silksong. because we just got Fort Nite: Simpsong

Tricky Triangles And Nice Sprites

I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of Chapter 5! Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"

Catch One of Those Water Bombs and Drink the Whole Thing

Fuck Fuck Fuck Dire Dire Docks is Leaking There's Not Supposed to be Water in the Basement

new game: it wastes your time, and that's bad game design and stupid as hell. it does not value the player's time. old beloved game: it wastes your time, and that's funny & a power move. this is a great addition

make for yourself, share for community

someone with normal sm64 camera opinions

Please. If you can donate, anything is appreciated. None of this money is going to our mother, only to help my brother and I afford to keep this roof over our heads. Thank you!✨ gofund.me/fc946dfc8

just got a crazy commit hash??????

I can now answer questions like "How long can I run a GregTech LV combustion generator off 2 cells of diesel"

EVERYTHING THESE GUYS MAKE ARE SO GOOD PLEASE WATCH THEM www.tiktok.com/@tik_tok_bha...

JSON stands for Just Strings And Numbers

tem make a pibba

I haven't talked about this in a bit and just realized I probably should, so here's where I'm at with my projects: Everything is slowed down due to a few things, mainly being college. I started college recently, and I have a lot less time to work on personal projects.

Uni sometimes turns into a weird shape :3

wip thing

referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries

starting classes today im scared :(

"hello everyone. today we're taking a look at the... gayfemboy... *sighs* malware."

There's a Secret Slide in Every Government Building in America

Did anyone else download the new update for GameCube NSO?

i had a udraw but i didnt take it with me when i moved 😭

my friends and i made glorp the alien cat at area 51

"your $2 gift will really help us" ok brokepedia i dont have that much

I LOOKED IN MY MODRINTH TO SEE IF I HAD ANY MONEY AND I GUESS NOT

[walter white if he was jesus] He who opens his door will be stoned, for I am the one who knocks