Sharks are sensitive creatures #sharks #art

Why would a ROBOT have an ACCENT. Talking about the terminator movie. Sorry this is about 40 years late I've been busy

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

OK, not gonna lie, I might consider not go for a full 100% completion for #MetroidDread, it is my first playthrough, after all. I swear, even though I'm watching guides on how to get some of the hard to reach collectables, some of them require incredibly precise movement and techniques to get them.

What an evil piece of shit. I cannot wait to take over.

i was not prepared for this answer

Happy "Hitler Killed Himself in a Bunker Day" to those who celebrate.

remember remember the 30th of april 📅 #mgs

Okay, here's an actual attempt.

Easy joke, I know.

Why must you give us this kind of power.

Ain’t I original?

Loved donkey Kong Bananza tbh. I should draw Poppy Kong again...

Based on another one of my favorite Geibuchan videos

happy Thursday everyone

Playing so many old beat 'em ups and arcade games, its ludicrous how many of them start off like "It's 2026 and the world is complete and utter shit. The evil, psychotic baby nuking CEO/Military Commander Major Atlas Warmonger controls everything" and its just like...man. 😩

I’d add words of wisdom from my stepmother—“A hobby is something you spend money on. If you make money on it, it’s a job and you’ll eventually need a new hobby.”

MEI LING: William Shakespeare addressed this when he said "Naught's Had, All is Spent, Where Our Desire is Got Without Content.” Would you like to save your game?

SNAKE: No… Nut November? MASTER MILLER: Snake, have you heard of semen retention? Survivalists believe that it helps them retain vital amounts of testosterone and electrolytes. OTACON (clearly panicking): Doesn’t that seem unnecessarily cruel to ask those that may die at any moment to hold that in?

Yeah, I got that dog in me. The dog:

crazy shit happening on my tomodachi island

Between this and the Underworld movies, the 2000s were a golden age for Severely Color Graded Wife Guy Film.

Just remembered what today is. youtu.be/2-xDqmebxnM?...

I find the phrase "Burrito taxi" funny. Whenever I hear it, I imagine an RC taxi toy car going *beep beep* with a burrito wrap on top of it. 🚕 🌯

This is not an exaggeration. Alex Jones is allegedly bankrupt but has an infinite well of dark money to pay lawyers, sell pills, and harangue judges and the parents of dead kids. This stay must be lifted so we can take over, and I hope journalists look into where he's getting and stowing his money.

It sucks to suck, so I guess sometimes you just have to cope burgle

The Texas GOP would sacrifice the blood of hundreds of virgins to Azazel if it means keeping Texas red. They will rig it, and purge millions of votes to prevent a Democrat from winning a Senate seat. I still hope the vast majority of Texans prove me wrong, though, Georgia was a red state once.

I couldn't resist, I just fished another one.

this would fix the website

Okay, I hate to admit it, but I had to look up the channel, and record firsthand another example of the kind of "content" it produces. This is comedy gold.

Pete’s special pedo friend goes on a military helicopter ride and tour funded by you, the taxpayers.

British weebs be like: "Core bloimey, this is kawaii as fuck, innit?"

TIL there were TONS of companies called ACME when Looney Tunes was active The word means "higher point" The idea was it would show up first in the phone books back when people used landline phones and the word was easy to remember even for the illiterate And yes, some anvils said it

Amazon (2002)

there has been a MASSIVE wave of these channels dropping AI generated "cover albums" of video game OSTs and it fucking sucks because there are legitimate musicians who are painstakingly covering these songs and don't get nearly the views.

Im gonna clip this just for u guys but I have real tears in my eyes

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.