Just finished #CrashBandicoot for the first time in many years, almost 30 years later, it still holds up. God I feel old saying this. 👴🏻

This shouldn’t be as much of a banger as it is.

Big dudes remain undefeated in the casual brawl.

This is possibly the best interpretation of what that emoji is vocalized as.

He’s about to hear several hours of Godzilla trivia in his earpiece.

“White people have no culture.” Oh yeah? Explain THIS.

Wu-Tang will always mash up perfectly with video game music because, as we all know, Wu-Tang is for the children.

Me: “I’m not cooking for y’all, it’s too damn hot.” My friends, desperately wanting brisket & hot dogs without having to cook it themselves:

Catch these hooves.

You know what, accurate.

Ragdoll comedy remains peak comedy.

Never before has a VA and a musical accompaniment so understood the tone necessary.

current setup

got a sick new mousepad

just sneakin

Retread of Tubi's "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog" cover art, this time with a PRRRROMOTION

My boy!

Puddle #sonicthehedgehog #amyrose #sonicfanart

Right,next time, we should start doing that clean up tour for the missing gems we didn't get in the previous islands. #CrashBandicoot

Funny how a lot of people are familiar with the "Howie Scream" thanks to Half Life, meanwhile, the first time I've heard it was in this game, albeit, the version used here is a shortened version of it. #CrashBandicoot

Beaten Pinstripe in under a minute, lol. #CrashBandicoot

More #CrashBandicoot, started beating the third Island levels. Gotta love the creepy atmosphere of Generator Room.

Damn, I had no idea Flash was used all the way back in feudal Japan.

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

Funny how most heroes of the new atheism movement (Dawkins, Maher, Harris) ended up exposing themselves later as not only massive Islamophobes, but also hardcore Zionists, an idealogy that calls for a Jewish ethnostate. Like, if you're gonna hate organized religions, hate them all equally.

Swag!

I just felt like dooding a little Amy. #NintenFoxyArt #Art #FanArt #SonicTheHedgehog #AmyRose

The Xbox shake-up has been explained, via great reporting. - Phil Spencer's retirement was planned - Sarah Bond led "this is an Xbox" as her core strategy - which has been a catastrophic, brand-killing failure - Staff say the writing was on the wall and are "relieved". (Read more at The Verge)

it’s incredibly concerning that every mass shooter is a far right trump supporter

people pretend to not be nazis and couch that in dog whistles but i think a reality we have to contend with is that there are so many, many, many incredible ignorant people out there

american football: apocalypse

too many people will be mad the new xbox CEO is a woman and none of these people will be mad about what really matters is that she’s an ai maniac

not sure what’s more embarrassing, not being able to answer this question or thinking hakeem jefferies should still be house leader

america is all about starving cuba and killing 1 million arabs annually and giving 10 trillion dollars to israel and if you complain about that you’ll be put in a concentration camp

they’re making a new Evangelion for Gen Alpha so Shinji can overcome his trauma through robotmaxxing

Yeah, yeah, new Evangelion series - here's what's really important. Godzilla is making pancakes for this giant woman.

World: The Japanese are the most peaceful nation in the world The Japanese, meanwhile:

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Breaking: Pro-Genocide Company Puts Ecologically Deadly Plagiarism Manager In Charge Of Its Xbox Division.

I love how regurgitative AI is allegedly going to make us all smarter but its proponents have to say the absolute dumbest fucking shit to justify its existence. He’d have made a smarter point if he defecated in his hand and smeared it on his balls.