omg omg OMGGG

Why are gym showers either a weak stream you get for 2 seconds before having to hit the button again or a power washer capable of removing 3 layers of the epidermis in one blast with NO OPTION BETWEEN THE TWO ?

From a future chapter of TLHaM! #wordgamewednesday #rwrbwip #rwrbfic

Barking Up The Right Tree for Luminous_Bluebell | T 4.8k archiveofourown.org/works/73859251 Vitamin D for PorcelainMortal | E 2.5k (ART) archiveofourown.org/works/73605381

Love, Royal Style for leiyth | Not Rated 6.2k archiveofourown.org/works/73626686 Haunting the Narrative for shesfrmboston | G 6.1k archiveofourown.org/works/73696631 Build Me Up, Buttercup for emmynotoscar | T 5.2k archiveofourown.org/works/72833436

DAY 2 REVEALS!! rest on your patient lips for tylerssanity | E 22.7k archiveofourown.org/works/73622956 Let's Take This Offline for DezInTheCloud | M 14.4k archiveofourown.org/works/73558931 and your eyes look like coming home for MayQueen517 | T 8.8k archiveofourown.org/works/73760101

CMQ gets it 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

DAY 1 REVEALS!! (authors remember to change your posting date) maybe life really is serendipitous for Lien_BE | E 22.9k archiveofourown.org/works/73687731 l'amour et la mer for LadyKnightEllen | M 14.7k archiveofourown.org/works/73334696

#SnippetSunday. @clrmntdzfx.bsky.social bullied me into sprinting. #rwrbwip #rwrbfic

DO NOT PERCEIVE ME, ELLIPSUS

Part of me would love to write a fic about Henry and Alex surviving the first six months of raising multiples, but my only reference point is my sister and I’m 90% sure she’s blocked out the first year of my nephews’ life.

Twenty One Pilots not releasing Drag Path as a single is a crime against angsty playlists everywhere.

ao3 is turning 16years old omg everyone say happy birthday

Ok, this might work…

How do you get your hyperfixations back? Asking for a friend who is me.

Okay. So. I'm struggling. As I'm sure many of you have noticed lol. It's gotten to the point where I can't pay the most basic bills or even meds, so... I'm so embarrassed to do this but I'm at my wit's end, not sure what else there is to do at this point. I need help. 4fund.com/rec2v3

Goodreads Romantasy Reader’s Choice Awards: Would you like to vote for this thinly-veiled Dramione, or this thinly-veiled Dramione, or this thinly-veiled Dramione, or this thinly-veiled Dramione, or this thinly-veiled Dramione, or this thinly-veiled Dramione, or this thinly-veiled Dramione, or —

One day I’ll do a face reveal but I’ll use a photo that looks so different from how I look in every day life that y’all could walk past me in the street and be none the wiser.

Fic writer question - when you start a story, do you already know how it will end? Or do you let the story lead you where it may?

I’ve decided that Dec 5/6th is Cleanmas/Cleanukkah this year. I’ll be doing a deep clean of my house in preparation for the holiday season. Feel free to join in!

Oscar out there gleefully dodging the Mouse Snipers

If everyone in my neighbourhood could stop it with the fireworks and bonfires, that’d be great. Unfortunately all the smoke is making my asthma flare up 👍🏻

Joe/Nick, lovers to enemies to lovers, slowburn, 100,000+ #CelebrityTraitors

@clrmntdzfx.bsky.social and I reaching previously unknown levels of screaming during the #CelebrityTraitors finale.

Most people reading my RWRB series leave a comment on the last chapter of the last fic (fair), and most of these comments can be summarised as “Fuck you, you made me cry”. I’m okay with that 🤷‍♀️

"ugh why don't we explore darker themes in media" we censor words so bad nowadays i gotta say they got krilled instead

Someone at work just told me that they were going to make me a coffee but then they noticed I was shaking my protein shake so thought that would be “too many liquids”. ???? Ma’am, I am neurodivergent. I must have a minimum of 2 liquids within reach at any given moment. I can handle more liquids.

AWY is complete.

Over the weekend I got to pick up my Grandma’s rocking chair from my Aunt, and brought it home with me. She passed over 10 years ago, and I still miss her everyday. I’m looking forward to sitting here with a book, like she used to.

Went with my Dad to the local pub. Did the Halloween quiz. Came first and won a Halloween Gronk. A decent Saturday 🤷‍♀️

Time for my favourite meme!

Apparently my godfather is making the chatbots participate in group discussions and learn from each other (he is giving them each others responses and asking them to analyse them). 💀

He says “Amazon” but he really means “Matthew”, because that man will take him out if he tells us anything.

Stolen from @ebelila.writes.fyi 👀 I am an open book.

There’s a group of old guys who are at the gym every morning and this morning one of them said hi to me! I’m officially one of the Morning Gang!

I’m watching a ghost hunting show while I wrap Christmas presents because it’s SPOOKY SEASON DAMMIT. (I have become that which I hate…)

It’s really hard to not get angry with a co-worker who came to work knowingly ill, and now I’m ill when I’m supposed to be going away this weekend.

Muting #CelebrityTraitors and variations thereof because I can’t watch with @clrmntdzfx.bsky.social this week and I don’t want to get spoiled! (Though I probably will anyway…)

NOBODY PANIC!!!

Swapping out my summer wardrobe for my winter one is unnecessarily stressful this year because I have to keep some summer stuff out for my trip to Australia at the end of the year.

Controversial opinion maybe, but the bicep kiss is probably my favourite. It’s just so *intimate*!

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

HBD to this banger of a song.

Clocked in at 2k already, let's goooooo.

When you hate everything you've written for AWY so far, so you scrap the whole thing and start again.

Interval running following by a weightlifting HIIT class is a frankly unholy way to start a Saturday morning.

I can’t share anything but my irl best friend is writing a RWRB ice hockey AU for me and you guys!!! YOU GUYS!!!! (It’s soooo good omfg)

Okay, you know what, now *I’m* mad AND disappointed. #CelebrityTraitor

Claudia isn’t mad, she’s just disappointed. #CelebrityTraitors

Henry VIII is rolling in his grave.