Finally watching the perfect neighbor documentary on Netflix and so close to screaming at the tv

the off-ramp is “slink away in shame”

If democrats don’t hold sexual predators accountable, we honestly deserve to lose.

I’ve always been a tax-and-spend democrat, but living in Beverly Hills the last few years has truly radicalized me. Having a well-funded local government is amazing. No potholes, tons of great (and free!) city services, beautifully maintained public spaces, and any issues are quickly resolved.

So I’m cat sitting and I’m not sure if Sassy is having enough fun with me?

I don’t care how cool the weather is most of the year. I will never live in a place without air conditioning. When I lived in Seattle, I had ac. Today, the high is 75°F where I live, and my ac is running full blast. The correct home temperature is 67°F (or 19.5°C) and I will die on that hill.

I worked with Oliver Larkin and his wife Sandra at Revolution Messaging and they are both phenomenal progressives and all around great people. So excited that Oliver is running against Rep. Moskowitz from the left!

Technically, they’re Remains now.

Only the good die young

I hate self-checkout and understaffed stores that lock up half of their inventory and Amazon search results full of the same drop shipping garbage from a zillion third party sellers and incentivized reviews and search engine optimization and getting bombarded with ads when I use Alexa or Google and

Mamdani: "Oftentimes this kind of unity comes in moments of tragedy. And to see it coming now in a moment of joy, it's something I've never seen before across our city."

Listening to all New York themed music today even though I’ve never lived there and don’t really watch sports besides F1. Idk why but the joy is weirdly contagious?

When it happens, the celebrations in the streets will make NYC last night look relatively dull and low energy. Also I love that I can say “when it happens” and everyone will immediately know what “it” means.

The next democratic president should temporarily reopen the “Department of Government Efficiency” and use it to cancel every one of Elon Musk’s government contracts

A zillion years ago, I was a social media manager for a few Members of Congress, and the elephant activist people were so persistent in spamming every post on every account that I demanded we take action for Nosey the elephant or I’d have a nervous breakdown. Excited to see them react to this shit.

Let’s see how much these assholes love “data-driven” strategies when the data includes my opinions

So tired of enshittification that I started signing up to participate in focus groups out. And I’m begging every other Larry David style complainer to do the same.

I hate when I’m shopping for pants online and the model is wearing a long untucked shirt. How and why is this such a common thing??

Can’t stop thinking about the Shining cuck chair on Etsy

Why did I wait until after I moved away from Seattle to start watching Twin Peaks? I could’ve watched this with that exact cherry pie if I hadn’t been so stupid

A random woman in Whole Foods very snootily asked me not to take pictures of her (I was just reading a text!) and when I said I had no idea who she was, she audibly scoffed?? Gotta love Los Angeles influencers

This is truly one of the worst things the court has done — both in terms of legitimacy and in terms of the law — since I have been covering the court.

Flabbergasted by the number of idiots who live in Los Angeles proper (I live in Beverly Hills so I can’t vote for mayor)

Oh my god please don’t let Becerra be our candidate

Tbh the Euphoria finale just felt like one long ad for Coca Cola and Jesus

I don’t understand why so many people are such assholes about kids. My next door neighbors tried to apologize to me for their baby crying so much, and I just feel bad that they felt like they had to do that. Babies cry! It’s not a big deal at all.

oppo research on Talarico: he is in a loving relationship with his beautiful girlfriend oppo research on Paxton: he literally freed a pedophile and his wife divorced him on “biblical grounds”

buying my cat increasingly large scratcher lounges so that he thinks he's slowly but consistently shrinking somehow

I cannot get over that catsitter who let an indoor cat go outside and get killed by a coyote. There are warning signs about coyotes attacking pets all over Southern California. Like there are two of them on my street right now. No fucking excuse. Tbh I hope the sitter gets doxed.

Every fucking day I think about how we had the chance to prosecute all of the Trumps and throw them in prison and then we just … didn’t

Tbh season 3 of Euphoria is mostly just about NIMBYs ruining the lives of young people

"The remaining 5 percent concerns only the final portion of the hill, the tendency of the boulder to inevitably roll back down to the very beginning, the eternal nature of my punishment, and the fact that Hades has not technically agreed to alter any terms."

I would be a much happier person if they opened a Nando’s in Los Angeles

I pulled a Larry David today at a sample sale. These 3 women were completely blocking off an entire aisle and they weren’t even shopping. They were just talking. So I called out their rude behavior & suggested they congregate in a different formation. Of course they were offended and I don’t care.

The sidewalk could be a mile wide and slow walkers would still find a way to block the whole thing

Who came up with the concept of auto-refreshing ads? I just wanna talk.

Oh you think you’re struggling financially in a system that’s rigged against you while our Nazi pedophile rulers plunder the country? Have you checked out these various charts that say you’re not struggling?

What makes this even funnier is that the post isn’t in all caps, so you know Trump didn’t even care enough to write it himself.

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I saw this creepy ass ice cream truck in San Diego this weekend and it was playing Christian music?? Anyway, documenting it here to help with future homicide investigations

I feel like a big part of the reason teenagers are drinking less is because it’s basically impossible to throw high school parties now. All the parents are tracking their kids’ locations and all the houses have Ring cameras.

Wait so the McMorrow campaign is attacking Abdul El-Sayed for not being a real doctor? Even though he has an MD from Columbia and a PhD in public health from Oxford?

I’ve seen enough. Best dress of the night.

Tfw you forgot to design a dress but the Met Gala is in 20 minutes so you just put a bird on it

Imagine getting to cochair the Met Gala and having an unlimited budget for a “Fashion is Art” outfit … and you wear a basic bridesmaid dress???

One more filler injection and Laura Loomer’s face will pop like an overfilled water balloon

I think that we should simply run on prosecuting the rich for their crimes instead of creating a low trust society that will sow the seeds for further fascism

Somehow ended up on the email list for a terrible NIMBY running for city council in Beverly Hills, and now I’m going to go to his meet-and-greet event on Thursday 😈

We should send JD Vance on a permanent international tour to campaign for fascist politicians around the world

This older piece from Alexandra Petri feels very relevant once again today wapo.st/4vGwKl9