He’s genuinely SO CUTE, his little jumps😭😁🙏

Lifes so bad I had I had to listen to girl in red

Grab somebunny sexy give them HAY ❤️

Watching phan edits to remember love could possibly be real

I need to go to the sea,,,,, see a wave bellow on the beach

Drinking age by geese feels like this

Keep missing this one artists shows all the fucking time and its pissing me the fuck off does he have acces to my social calendar and is avoiding me or what’s up

Bluesky algorithm is so weird like my tl is furries, pizza and political cartoons,,,, why have I been assigned Tyler catastrophe at birth

Oomf at 12 pm:

Going back home to your parents truly is just like eating disorder boot camp how do they survive there’s no food in this giant ass kitchen

2026 is the year I train away my fagcent can’t live like this anymore

Went on a date and was boring like,,,,, usually I’m just weird and off putting so this is new to me,,,,, feeling devastated

The way no one is reacting to sombr reflects reallly bad on my part

Whya zelnsky dr Robby

This child genuinely has the exact same cadence as Ivy wolk

The way I prepare more for a date than a presentation at uni like I’ve considered every question and follow ups possible I run this shit like the navy

Turned in one of my 2 month late assignments

Have no money rn but is because I’m seeing sombr 😍 and traveling to Albania so all is good I guess

Going on a date tomorrow he suggested a WALK in Stockholm like bruh I am not doing that sober omg are you crazy we’re going to a baarrrrrrr

a genuine, unedited, real, non-AI photo of me waking around Tokyo making every song on the Addison album my most-streamed of the year because it came out right before I went to Japan and it was one of the only things I had downloaded on my phone and could listen to without draining my limited data

Every piccrew I’ve made is just like “let me make a white guy”

gen z on tiktok in BIG 2026 being like: wait madonna's music is kinda good. YEAH you DUMB FUCKS

sometimes i just laugh and laugh

My parents were here yesterday and before going to the restaurant we drank wine and watched pulp music videos, spreading the gay lifestyle to the past generations>>>>

Going on a date tomorrow what if I just die

discovered this gif and waiting to use it is horrible so I'm giving it away to you now for free 🤍

Also fixed my bike today and omg it’s so tiny like I haven’t used it since lik 6th grade so like obviously but I was under the impression it was an adult size bike but,,,,, I’m not a giant like

Bought a wheel of brie today instead of a bar of chocolate #oldbro

Trying some French toast.

I mean they’re divaing down so I’m not complaining

Accidentally got dressed as Soviet propaganda against the west today

Doing something in 3 hours so i have to sit totally still until its time to get ready, hate that that’s how it is but oh well 3 hours isn’t even enough time to pee

En inte så inspirerad #veckomeny: det blir chili con carne till lunch mån-ons, gröt till middag, sen är jag borta tors-fre och sen nya tag

Forgot to shave my mustache when shaving my face so now I look like a prepubescent bum,,,,,

If this was a bowl with a lid I’d buy it

bluesky + oomfies + orthodox like ..... bloomfodoxies <3

Happy orthodox easter for all my orthos!

Letting a blonde man ruin my life, what’s new,,, they used to lobotomize people for less

eating corn and asparagus at dinner and saying "wow i can't wait to piss and shit later"

Have a blister on my tongue

The gay gingerbread cookies shoot me already

The styling is sooooo,,, lik this is a period piece truly

“Blood is thicker than water” yeah so is maple syrup and that tastes way better on pancakes than blood

The fuck is a porkSombr?

This video changed my life

When blue eyed peoples eyes look dark>>>

Fujoshoing the fuck out rn

Soup of the day: Tiramisu