My parents were here during the weekend and now I have too much food to fit in my tiny kitchen,,,, waiter waiter my steak too juicy

People are cassaroleing things that have never been casseroled before

Wish more of my things were monographed like if I was a southern girl

Need soup rn

Finally managed to get some more paintings uuuup on my walls ! Yay!

Lovely oomfs trading ijbols 🙏🙏🫶

Im sorry idk why this reads like a wattpad fanfic by an 11 year old about life in America

My oven timer is beeping in the same tempo as Geese

Uber eats is genuinely never worth it, maybe if you’re like severely depressed otherwise just go grab takeaway at a local restaurant sorry,,,,,

The world is in such turmoil people are starting folk music careers again

Gonna put on stranger things season 5 so i can clean my apartment cuz god knows ill have to look away

My cat is snoring 😂 I can’t hear him since I’m hearing impaired, but it’s vibrating up thru my whole arm 🤣🤣

we are the khias of our time..but we're dancing with the divas in our minds

Booked a slot in the laundry room at 7am tomorrow I’m already dreaaaadign it I hope I get woken up by my neighbors renoing their kitchen atleast

Wish I had a sausage rn

I’m gonna make it my goal this year to make really good pizza

Watching a show without eating is like torture

Christmas present for everyone celebrating today! Merry oomfmas!

Home. Eating breakfast and then going to bed.

Is that a challangers reference?

Kinda really wanna see blue people avatar but i know its going to be soooo boring sorry to any fans but

Got a pair of mules/ slippers for christmas and my granpa said they made me look Japanese (?)

People are fujoshing out over people never been fujoshoued out over before

I fear being with my extended family and all their partners too long has made me addicted to hinge,,, I need love even if it’s fake

@bunny.needs.monster merry non serbian christmas!

Haven’t even watched heated rivalry and my Twitter TL is full of them,,, not complaining doe can’t even lie

So excited for Christmas so that I can drink wine with my moooom!

Hi people,,,

lowkey do ppl not see that I'm on my phone when walking like if I'm staring at my phone but you're the one looking ahead tehnically you ahould be able to avoid colliding with me?

I'm doing therapy with ChatGPT. I have an oncology appointment with my iPad. The 3D lady from the ALDI self-checkout machine is giving me a colonoscopy

I get it. I was driven mad by the overrepresentation of rabbits in advertising. Caramac. Duracell. Nesquik.

Also today I got ID’d for a beer at a restaurant with my family in VIENNA😭 like the drinking age here is 16 did this waiter think I was 15,,,,, I may be twinky but that is beyond that

I’ve had too much red wine today to not admit that seeing all this Dan and Phil content makes me cry

Sorry but i couldn’t even finish the first song off of that Lily Allen album,,,

Genuinely just saw wilhem defoe,,,,, im in awe and shock, didnt get a pic of him from the front but hes alot smaller than expected

Anyone remember my phase a while back when I was obsessed with Dan Howell,,,,,, please say no

Lowk wish I had rosacea

Middle school Twitter>>>>>

My sister has a boyfriend and she’s more annoying now than ever before

a grown woman on my train watching tiktoks on full volume and rewatching each 4 times and one of them has been just a juicy, ongoing fart sound. incredible stuff to witness

Whoever cursed me with my obsession for hot people is evil. Why do I feel infinite euphoria when seeing someone cute like it’s sick

The residence bringing back woke TV>>>

Nothing makes me crave a cigarette more than the opening line of America by Simon and Garfunkel liek

So bedridden I’m watching succession for the first time

Accidentally got accepted into the school paper,,,, now I need to kill myself

btw when i was at the airport yesterday the man announced the boarding groups by saying "D as in Doritos" and "E as in Enchiladas"

Waking up from a 5 hour nap and needing to go to sleep again>>>>