If they respected themselves they wouldn't be there in the first place but ok ❤️

I will NEVER find foundation in my right shade, now i bought one too dark so i use the too light one i bought a while ago to mix it up 😭😭 so unserious

my bsky name mogged my real one omfg

im kinda like if palantir were just a girl x ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა 𐙚 ‧ ꨄ︎

if i were cam savage for a day i'd post an ai drawing on my linkedin, rate the age of surveillance capitalism 1 star on storygraph and then give his dog a big treat

you for no particular or suspicious reason after cam's sneakers go missing

If i was cam savage for a day i would sell all of his sneakers 😭😭

Grab somebunny sexy give them HAY ❤️

a serbian girl in the phase of her cycle that makes her fugly... call that chopska salata

studying before work 🥲

support queer art ❤️

Rublev after his upcoming Barcelona final loss:

Never watching tennis ever again ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Rublev playing in his first final of 2026, In Barcelona too.🥺 ik he's about to raise my blood pressure but proof he's not completely lost #YET

Mouse about to get caught in a trap:

meine haare 👩🏻‍🦲.... aura... 🐺 steppe durch die city mit 🚶🏼‍♀️... aura... 🧨 meine handbag 👜🫪... die ist aura 🪩 wer macht mir nach? 🕵️‍♀️🫆 LAURA 🤣🫵📸

Never gonna let myself get nostalgia baited into forgiving my sister for things she's done, ever again.

billionaire by bruno mars lowkey sad asf :/🥲

triangle cheese save me.... save me triangle cheese

the way my favs in tennis hate each other, stop the violence fr 😭😭😭

fork found on grass

*person that has only ever been to istanbul and budapest* lowkey istanbul had budapest vibes to me and nobody agrees with me I can't....but i see the vision idgaf

If an American told me they get a one time trip to any European city, I'd tell them to come Budapest.

someone: is there any tea on this tv host of the evening news the comments: ACTUALLY HER DAD IMPREGNATED HER AND HER HUSBAND IS CHEATING ON HER WITH MAN AND SHE DOES COKE EVERY EVENING AND ACTUALLY SHE IS IN DEBT AND HAS NO MONEY. MY FRIENDS TOLD ME like oh ok, sure

One thing about primark, they will always have a collab with an albanian pop star

happy new camsavage picture just dropped to everyone who celebrates

i'm actually laughing at all of us rating this like we've genuinely never even seen cam savage with our own eyes in our entire lives. he doesn't even have pictures like that like i've seen cam savage in pixels maybe .... thrice, max. he's a mere concept of a figment in our heads and yet —

now they're using it on these two smjsksdjkwd

discovered this gif and waiting to use it is horrible so I'm giving it away to you now for free 🤍

oh but i hurd 🥺

@bsky.app add questions and answers option so that i can host quizzes to my oomfs 🥹

pasta with tuna is my go-to meal, like everytime

cam savage core in my head ✨

I saw a TikTok which reminded me of supermarkets in sweden and how they had like 50 fridge aisles. like there were 500 fridges

Is anyone gonna talk about how TikTok comments have inflated likes like I don't believe these numbers

X just got the worst update of all times I'm in tears...search bar officially totally unusable (more than you can imagine)

At my workplace we sell clothes i used to think were the biggest cringe known to mankind, now I'm genuinely eyeing Alpha Industries sweatshirt 💀💀💀😭😭 kill me

sometimes u need to listen to the red army choir

Even tho I'm curious for euphoria scenes like who's doing what i can't imagine sitting down to watch...my time is too precious now, doomscrolling is a better way to spend the hour

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also happy seeing this queen thrive in the photography business after royco tanked 😍

I love that Zendaya is a mega star now I'm ngl, she seems so intelligent 😭 and she's talented enough and sweet

Andreeva please show me some good fucking tennis in the third set like pleafe i deserved it

im so sorry but im actually lowkey in tears over this video like i havent been able to stop watching it over and over and over again

Happy #REAL easter to oomfs who celebrate and don't!! 💘💝💓🥚🐣🐤

My sister threw me off our spotify family pack of 6 ppl which I didn't pay for, thinking it would hurt me sm like oohh you're so charitable for not making me pay 2€ a month 🥹🥹🥹🥹