I never want to wait for a post credit scene again for the rest of my life. If you want me to think it's part of the movie, put it in the movie.

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people look at me like i’m crazy when i say i don’t like traveling that much

sigo sin entender como coño hace la gente para viajar tanto 🙃

watched some really good movies these past few days 🤩

I still get surprised when a fellow millennial doesn’t know how to download something by torrent

now that I'm in my 30s I can say that being in your 20s sucks

the biggest historical event of the century was the dramageddon

que alguien guapo me invite a una cita esta semana

Ser "brutalmente honesto" es solo otra forma de decir que eres una mierda de persona

forgive me for being consumed by boredom

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Just imagining the trauma caused in the Pokemon universe when Rotom phones are recording OnlyFans content for their trainer

LOVED the first 2 episodes of Pluribus

He escuchado solo las primeras 5 canciones del nuevo disco de Rosalia y se me puso la piel de gallina, hasta me dieron ganas de llorar. Increíble

This is peak design and fun. You cannot convince me otherwise

Timuoxi cha le mei

i keep saying “i hope i win the lottery” as if i’ve ever bought a single ticket

Another thing I also love about Korean films is how authentic the scenography is. I'm never sure if they're using real locations or sets, but everything looks so... "lived-in", normal, not like the perfect houses that you see in American movies

koreans REALLY know how to make good movies

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"money doesn't buy happiness" is the biggest lie ever

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I love being a nerd

the rumous are true... i'm gay 😩

I’m awake, what more do you want

la única cosa que extraño de Venezuela son las empanadas

never say no to ice cream, even if it's freezing outside 🍧

idk if i can trust people who don't wash their hands when they get home 😶

having a crush is so embarrassing lmao

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“Omg are you listening to the..” Utada Hikaru “Final Distance” (M-Flo Remix)? Yes. Yes I am.

zoomers will never know the power of "xd"

debería escribir más seguido en español… 🧐

A pikmin could be in your urethra and you'd never know

just bought the switch 2 like 2 months ago… do i have a problem? 👀

my neighbor’s alarm woke me up 😑

craving sour gummies but i’m too lazy to walk one block to the supermarket

playing some MK while civilization is collapsing ✌🏻✨

otters are my weakness

I could get an ADHD diagnosis based solely on my old shelf

don’t you feel like hangovers get way worse after you eat something? 🙃

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Amores, no sois tan guapos como en vuestras fotos hechas por IA alguien tiene que decíroslo.

YOU THIEF!

Lo mal que se me da organizar viajes, joder

every cat hater i’ve known so far has never raised a cat in their life

not sure why i deleted this picture, i think i look cute ✨