can never quite tell if it's clarity or psychosis

a kid'll do a wheelie on their push bike, no questions asked

i accidentally ended up with a vape in my possession and, well actually at this stage i think i might be in the vape’s possession...

funny how i didn't think about work not one time during my time off, and yet now that i'm back at work all i can think about is having time off...!

walked into work today after my glorious 18 days off like a man marching to the gallows

fate requires patience i don't have

you can't have your freddo frog ice cream cake and eat it too

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

just made a greek salad so bad i feel like i need to formally apologise to the country of greece and its diaspora

there might be an orange clock in a box

things would be so much better if more people's worlds revolved around me

it's actually a burden to be fun to be around

if you live within 10km of the airport you should be able to apply for a full refund of the uber home

🚩 marked safe from a weekend at the gold coast

it's so good that they put the internet on planes

i know i'm so good at being from melbourne but i think i could really make being from the gold coast work

went and got yo-chi and when i put my yogurt on the scale the girl at the register said "woooww!"

kids should have to leave the hotel pool when i want to use it, but their hot dads should have to stay

time does not exist on the gold coast

from the right angle, ocean is sky

calories work differently on the gold coast

ghosts live in the sunshine too

love to beach :)

no shirt, no shoes, no problem!

hi

mate i have had so much weed and sugar today i think i am going to die here on the beach at surfers paradise on the gold coast

i love to be thrilled

love to be here at movie world on the gold coast just in general, but especially love to be here for fright nights at movie world on the gold coast

blessed to be here at movie world on the gold coast on a day when hardly anyone else decided to come

spending my birthday weekend at what is my outer western suburban melbournian brain's idea of literal heaven on earth: the gold coast :)

all my favourite bands are my favourite band

things changed just look rearranged to me

some secrets are only fathomable after dark

seriously though, i could make it all worthwhile as a rock and roll star. like for real

green light lit the blue remake!

no matter how you slice it, i still bite

i love telling unnecessary and inconsequential lies

the moon and i are up to something again

daylight at 7pm feels so good man

i either need to stop reflexively throwing my phone halfway across the apartment after sending embarrassing text messages, or i need to stop sending embarrassing text messages altogether

ey whatcha doin down there?

my parents rolled their eyes when i told them i took two weeks off for my birthday, but i rolled my eyes when they told me they didn’t take two weeks off for my birthday

thinking is good, so overthinking must be even better

i never think about things until i do

kids yearn for the magic 8 ball

i'm so thankful i decided to eschew pop culture

bananas are personal

new guy at work has started to talk like me, and soon enough he'll start thinking like me too

i can feel the skin in my mind

...yeah?