For fuck's sake, this is a *lot* to distract the country from your rampant pedophilia and corruption...

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

At age 52, I feel like I can confidently say that this whole "adulting" thing is just not going well for me.

@netflix.com fix your fucking app.

Please don’t forget to vote today! Texas, Arkansas, and North Carolina are kicking off the 2026 midterm cycle with their primary elections.

imma need to learn to smoke pot because seriously what the fuck?

What are the chances we can get "Killing In The Name" #1 on all the charts at this point? Because damn...

Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year. That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare. Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.

The most dangerous criminal in Washington DC sits in the Oval Office

@bsky.app is there any possibility of adding edit for a post that hasn't been read or reacted to? or maybe like a short "oh crap, that typo makes me look like an idiot!" time span? if I don't notice my dumbassery for like 15-30 seconds, that's on me, but if i catch it the second I hit post... maybe?

Big new poll finds that ... are you sitting down? ... "a bipartisan majority supports raising taxes on high incomes and wealth, including restoring pre-2017 tax rates, taxing capital gains like regular income, and introducing new taxes on large fortunes."

You can thank Donald Trump and Republicans for your higher grocery bills. You can thank Donald Trump and Republicans for your higher medical bills. You can thank Donald Trump and Republicans for your higher utility bills. That’s their "Big Beautiful Bill" in action.

python is the dumbest language

Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year. The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year. Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.

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EXCLUSIVE: We dug up a video of Donald Trump trashing Qatar in 2017 calling them “funders of terrorism.” I’m sure he would hate if this clip changed their mind to give him a $400 million plane - so definitely don’t repost it.

Hell yeah! Put this on loop—this wise man speaks for me. 🔥

Keep talking about the Signal security lapse at the Pentagon. The media may have forgotten about it, but the voters have not.

Remember: Republicans in Congress can put a stop to this at any time.

A guy on the random food network show i have on in the background: "The Minnesota state fair's been around since before Minnesota was a state!" me: "Well, that makes no goddamm sense at all"

If you’re a North Carolinian, you can check whether your name or the names of anyone you know is on the list of the 65K voters whose votes may be tossed. You could have an opportunity to fix it if so. thegriffinlist.com

bread in the oven is the greatest air freshener _ever_

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

What really amazes me is that it only took one supremely stupid asshat to take America from golden child to that weird ass cousin that you can't *prove* fucked a sheep, but that dude totally fucks sheep.

👇🏽

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

I wish I could say that I can't believe google renamed the Gulf of Mexico, but unfortunately it's not at all fucking surprising. Fuck those fuckers.

What the actual fuck is happening right now?!?

Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎

While I despise Musk just a much as the next rational human being, we need to be aware that the brunt of the blame for what's happening right now is being shifted away from the orange shit stain. Hate them both, people. It may be Musk's idea, but that dumbfuck asshat enacted it.

It's 1:30 in the morning. Why am I not tired? Why?!?

Not gonna lie, losing Lynch is hitting like losing Bowie did.

Why do we not shame douchenozzles like Musk, Bezos, Cook, and Trump by talking about fellow billionaires like Don Vultaggio and James Sinegal? It's a short trip from uber-rich to evil, but apparently it's not inevitable.

He's just so incredibly stupid.

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

"Still punk as fuck" I whisper to myself as I put my favorite cardigan through the wash on a gentle cycle.