What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is. The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.

So, what’s the most painful thing I could do this afternoon? Watch City win 8-0 at home to Sunderland or watch Chelsea win 0-8 at Bournemouth? Both feel inevitable, so might as well lean into one of them. What do we think? #Arsenal

Horrible. Just horrible. Feel like we needed to get at least a point from that. Losing, in that fashion especially, is a disaster. Hicapié, just boot the fucking thing up the pitch next time. This is going to be a shit day now, that’s a promise. #Arsenal #fml

I approve these half time changes! We need something from this game! Come on Arsenal!!! #COYG

This has me yearning for just good old fashioned Sepp Blatter corruption.

Wtf. #FIFA

It’s 18:22. I am never going to recover from this. #FIFA

Somebody somewhere thought - what people really want to see is Rio Ferdinand acting. #FIFA

this shit is just beyond parody, man

I switched this on a 5pm and I feel like the biggest mug going. My only solace is that I am not in the audience. This is unbearable. #FIFA

If Infantino goes any further up Trump's arse, he's going to come out of his mouth.

Fuck fucking off!!! 😡😡😡 #Arsenal #Injury #Cursed

These ceremonies have never been more insufferable than this one. #FIFA

I truly hope Eurovision has signed its own death warrant. Banning Israel was not only a necessity, it was morally correct. They’ve failed. The United Kingdom should withdraw, but won’t because they’re tone deaf in every sense. Utter disgrace. #BanIsrael #Eurovision

Once a symbol of unity and hope across Europe, the Eurovision Song Contest has been turned into a pink-washing front for war criminals in Israel. After today's decision, there must be a global boycott of Eurovision.

RIP Steve Cropper 🎸

No, seriously, Injury Gods, you can all fuck off, honestly. #Arsenal

In the last week, Donald Trump has called for the murder of Congressional Democrats and threatened to unilaterally declare an invasion of Venezuela. If Congressional Republicans followed the Constitution, both of these would be removable offenses. But, they’re loyal to Trump, not the constitution.

The power of Ian Wright

I never thought I’d say this, but I’d like to hear from Jamie O’Hara. #NorthLondonIsRed #COYG

Let’s not speak about that! ❤️🤍❤️

Yeah, but voters do care, Mahmood, they care a lot They care that you’re tearing children away from the only home they’ve ever known and sentencing them to years of fear, instability, and trauma They care that violent racist criminals like Tommy Robinson are applauding your policies

Today on #TransDayOfRemembrance we remember our trans siblings who have lost their lives to transphobia, hatred & violence…🧵

Green MP Carla Denyer accuses Shabana Mahmood of trying to "out Reform Reform" and says "toxic racist narratives and the scapegoating of migrants" are to blame for "tearing our country apart" not migrants. Mahmood: "I couldn't care less what any other political party has to say about these matters"

We must copy Denmark Social Democrats' hardline anti-asylum measures in order to win back voters' trust, says Shabana Mahmood. Meanwhile in Denmark:

Pass the phone… to the 40,000 Young Greens! 📲 💚 We now have the largest youth and student movement in UK politics - AND the biggest Young Greens group in Europe 🥳 This is the generation that’s done waiting. Join us. ⤵️

I also saw this in an article in nymag.com - how fucking depressing is this? Shopify run ads on the Arsecast, but I will be informing Acast to immediately cease any further campaigns with them.

Gabriel 🤦‍♂️🇧🇷👑💔

MAGA.

Dear god.

Fouls for EVERYONE!! 🥳 WTF!!

You twat, Emi.

“Are Arsenal being rude by not letting other teams have a shot?” -papers tomorrow

Real talk, why was 5 minutes of stoppage added when there was only supposed to be 3? I get it “minimum of 3 minutes” and Brentford should have defended better, etc etc, but where did the extra time come from?

Bloomberg seem confused. We're not confused. Tax the billionaires. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Villa are pony and trap, and Spurs still managed to lose to them! 🤣 So much for North London 1st and 2nd…! 😉

Based on this first 7 minutes, we can’t play Aston Villa soon enough. They are pony and trap!

Clear and obvious error? Not if it takes over a minute of the ref watching the replay on repeat. Ludicrous.

Enjoyed the wee Fulham fan giving it this 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ to the ref.

Jesus, they didn’t even let him do his post-match interview?? 😂 #ange

Deafening applause as Zack Polanski tells Zia Yusuf that people's concern over immigration is because he spends all his time spreading misinformation and fear. #bbcqt

Lets make different political choices says Zack Polanski. Like taxing billionaires instead of blaming poor people. #bbcqt

I could watch Zack Polanski utterly wreck Zia Yusuf ALL DAY LONG.

Zack Polanski rips Zia Yusuf's misinformation apart, he's trying to blame immigrants for Conservative and Reform policies. #bbcqt

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy: www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

Protest today. That is all. #boycottisrael #sanctionisrael #freepalestine

I think the genocide is stoking tension, you clattering twat of a charisma void.

I can’t see him without instantly thinking of this skit youtu.be/ylbpLfl-JKQ

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