Not enjoying the start of this Kansas City Royals game!!

Let’s go Royals

When the government agrees not to destroy all human life for no reason for at least two weeks

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Iran shit getting so stressful I’m thinking of unpacking my bong

Yay she's back :) youtu.be/3y1Sd2FGeto?...

The Guards crowd has been cracking me up all game, an empty stadium really allows hecklers to shine.

The Royals bullpen should do better!

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

Not your average double play. 👀

“What’d you get up to this weekend?”

I can’t tell if this is Bluesky,,, or the dang Epstein files!

Today In 1973: The great Roberto Clemente's number 21 is posthumously retired by the Pittsburgh #Pirates on Opening Day at Three Rivers Stadium. #MLB #Legend #Retire21 #Baseball #History #LetsGoBucs

RIP DMK Burger Bar I will always remember you for being the place I ate a burger on my 30th birthday before going to the hospital across the street as I broke my hamate bone on the way into the restaurant

The Pirates and White Sox have swept their respective series just like we all predicted at the beginning of this weekend

I really thought Chicago would never become a 1200/studio, 1500/1br, 2300/2br town but it has and thats so depressing to me.

See ya #elcapitán 🫡🫡

Cruz-esque play from Collins there

Ryan: The parents eyes as big as the moon Rex: You just had to bring up the moon didn’t you? #favoriteplanet

Love that the royals tv stream appears to be on a two minute delay. Great technology.

Hudler’s cheese definitions make perfect sense to me

The tortoise story isn’t actually cute.

The first fire Zumwalt thread has already appeared in the royals subreddit.

Turang is way too good for Cags to be trying something like that

Rex is near tears in the booth, can the royals please fix this.

We should be watching Royals baseball right now

#LocalsOnly Sannin in what they’re calling “the 47” has consistently decent sushi and great poke bowls for incredibly cheap prices. I know it’s hard to resist Joe’s when you’re on that corner but they’re worth checking out.

This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.

There are obviously very many irritating things about West Wilson but the most irritating thing about him to me personally is that he pretends like he’s from Kansas City when he’s from Mid-MO.

Night Music should have been on for 25 years. Lorne Michaels will pay for his crimes.

More and more people are saying it’s:

An Estevez like performance from Steven Cruz today

Extremely good to have Matt Strahm back

OMG I love Denny. Jake: The Twins have challenged more pitches than any other team. Denny: Well, they're 1 and 4 so at least they're winning something. #Royals

Wouldn’t be a Royals day game managed by Matt “On Probation” Quatraro if there wasn’t something goofy happening with the lineup

If I send you this it means that I need you to come pick me up

Can’t believe we have to wait until the end of May to see the White Sox and Twins play each other

The way to get more young people into baseball is to show a bunch of goth kids how often Keith talks about death.

Matt Stairs Grand Slam on 4/20 sounds like something you’d make up

I couldn’t sell my Micron at the top because I was trying to avoid short term capital gains but now I have almost lost more than I would have paid in taxes. An extremely important lesson in how stupid tax avoidance is.

Amazing photo by Jason Hanna (@Jason Hanna photo on IG) of Lucas Erceg at @royals.com game Wednesday night

This game is revenge for June 19, 2003

Jonathan India?

Joe Ryan can’t hurt us anymore

Cannot believe I ever doubted Isaac Collins

Royals should let Hud be their Keith Hernandez and have three guys in the booth

Chris Getz was such a running joke between me and my cousin when he played for the Royals it’s hard to believe he’s a GM.

I have found most of my math classes to be very fair, but the idea that I am supposed to be able to memorize all of these series convergence tests is just absolutely unreasonable.

You're being way too narrow-minded about C.B. Bucknor. I can't believe you can't see his bold vision for our game and our world. Today @brewerfanatic.com: brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/...

Baseball continues to never disappoint me truly the game of all time