Juri x Trumpet Thank you for the commission @superfuneral.bsky.social!

Fun game to play: am I actually tired or did I just forget to take my allergy pill

I think it's really important to know the difference between hatred and rage.

Next Sunday the date is going to be 6-7, the perfect opportunity for high profile political assassination.

(Thinking I'm effectively packaging my political beliefs in the form of a joke) Many Americans Need To Die.

Going to China, telling the government that I want to be equipped to most effectively conduct a political violence in America, and being told "wtf man don't do that"

I'm noticing that a lot of zoomers use "yapping" in spots where they really mean "chatting" ("sorry i was just yapping with my friends") and I think this is because the word "chat" has been so thoroughly associated with livestream chatrooms.

The defining principle of our society is that people who were lucky during the dot com boom or Web 2.0 should have vast and ever-growing individual power over the entire world. The only acceptable check on their power is their squabbles with each other.

Blanked when I got to the deli counter and came up with “It’s a beautiful day for a sandwich” to have something to say

I'm gonna spend a year in China and come back to the US and be SO much worse at melee its gonna rule

In Chinese there's Wo which means me, Ni which means you, WoMen which means us, and NiMen which means y'all

I love how [extremely vapid statement]

Number of times I've been painfully shocked by a lightswitch: While my hands are wet: 0 Right after taking off a jacket: 99999

I don't want to be a part of the American economy anymore.

I wonder if they play melee in China

Yes I'm an urbanist, yes I hate bicycles and the people who ride them. We exist.

The problem nowadays is that everyone's a closet bottom

Gradually Posting my discord bangers before I migrate off that piece of malwarrrrrrrrr

"No loitering" sign right next to the train station / bus stop.

A lot of speculation about how things got so Stupid and Evil and I think one reason is we've collectively been too tolerant of Stupid and Evil for too long

Honestly I forgot that empires fall

this is an idea i want eventually expand upon, but I'm starting to realize that high fidelity visuals in art, particularly video games, are actually bad. Not overrated, not unnecessary, Bad. Actively detrimental. Art should present just enough to spark the audiences imagination and fill in the gaps.

If you asked JK Rowling to try to come up with a First Middle and Last name for a boy who had a Jewish mother and a German father, she'd probably arrive at my exact legal name.

Been thinking about this a lot

Might get back on xcom. Finish my 4-man squad challenge run.

There's this idea that you can avoid getting sucker-punched by life if you simply choose to be miserable, afraid, & untrusting all the time. But firstly, you can't. And secondly, being miserable, afraid, & untrusting all the time is worse than anything life can sucker-punch you with.

NDAs are not real.

Banshee knight sketch:

Beginning to imagine a world where literally no one is happy, not even the rich. Everyone is constantly worried and doing pointless exhausting work. Everything is poison. And all of the smartest people spend their days trying to figure out how to make things even worse.

What's the matter LIBERAL? Afraid you might ACHIEVE something?

In 2040 you're gonna have to beat Metal Gear Rising: Revengance in order to complete a polysci bachelor's degree.

At a certain point you have to accept that the majority of people do not play games to test themselves or exercise the problem-solving muscle in their mind. Most people play games for the illusion of agency and an escape from their otherwise miserable powerless existences. They will never git gud.

Me: what should I watch? Oh, I'll rewatch Yu Yu Hakusho! Haven't seen it since I was a teen, but I remember it being super fun and upbeat! Me after watching episode 1:

SMART GUY: (innocently asks you questions about your position despite understanding it perfectly, thus forcing you to justify your beliefs to someone who's revealed nothing about themselves) DUMB GUY: Oh yeah? Well (counter argument that reveals a total misunderstanding of your original argument)

Have you ever considered that it's not an autistic thing and that trains really are just that cool? Has that ever crossed your mind?

Thanks to Dexter's Lab, will never in my life misspell the word "Laboratory"

The Democratic Party exists to oppose the Republican Party as little as possible, while still being able to monopolize the ability to do so.

I am concerned that we are exiting the brief window where it's geopolitically possible save the planet from climate collapse.

Note to future self: you hate your boss and your job.

I just really wish you could turn off retweets here.

Okay that was a good movie. Didn't get much cleaning done tbh.

Now watching terminator for the first time ever while I clean my apartment

"walk like an Egyptian" is a record title that audiences immediately understood to be in reference to Ancient Egyptians, despite the fact that Egypt is still a real country with people in it who are called Egyptians.

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

We are just a few weeks away from Pittsburgh's next regional: 𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚 '𝙚𝙢 𝙤𝙪𝙩! 📅 Sat 9/27 📍 Pittsburgh, PA ⏱️ 5-MINUTE TIMER 🔗 smash.gg/TimeEmOut Melee Singles and Doubles will have a 𝟜-𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕔𝕜, 𝟝-𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕣 format!

Don't announce the start of the project. Announce the end.

The capitalist project to "Make Everyone Dumb As Fuck Without Lowering Productivity" has laid the groundwork for the "success" of LLMs, among other things.

rewarding my microwave by letting it heat up a fork as a treat

I bet you could train an ai to cast competitive melee singles. Just have it hook into the gamestate like Phillip does, give it access to a database of past sets, input the player tags and the ports, and give it the announcer voice from USF4.