"Now I'm in a fraternity just like my dad" says college freshman to wall

She was the editor of the comedy newspaper when I was 18 and let me join ;-; she was so funny she was so funny

Keeping secrets from twitter: I am sad my friend died

I'm glad I am the one who can get pregnant because honestly I don't trust the other guy to eat enough hamburgers

In our final session, my therapist congratulated me on being a career girl

I miss the two gay guys I'm friends with more than anyone knows

Walking around New York City like it's great but I wish everything was in Chinese

I blocked a reply guy once because he said he wanted to eat my liver but in retrospect I get it

I love social media because I love to block

From: Hunger (1974), dir. Peter Foldes, National Film Board of Canada

In America you can't square societal mores with the concept of a sexually driven woman, this is why you have to draw her as an elf or an alien

I have to get my picture redone because I forgot to take the sadness out of my eyes

Bluesky secret #2: I don't like my roommate's sister's dog all that much. I think the dog is kind of gross and stupid I'm sorry

I will use Bluesky for my secrets because only my most trusted followers are on here. I don't think I had that much fun at a party last night

I'm having a real 6 foot tall beautiful woman "I wonder why everyone is being so nice to me!" time rn

Just did the math and my hair will NOT be long enough to cover my boobs by this summer FUCK!

How this summer's gonna be

I need a money advisor but not one who will tell me not to spend it

In some ways he's just like me

I suppose I became interested in gender equality when I first realized male singers weren't always hot

I know I a owe a good deal of career success to it, but I'm growing to hate my denim skirt

My eyes are beautiful because they blink

Late on discourse, but with food delivery isn't the food gonna get cold in the car

If I was king the first thing I'd do is train some horses to walk in a special way

It doesn't matter where I am (Taipei) I WILL find a job interview to be on the way to

I've never had a celebrity crush because I don't know that guy

Honestly I forgot that empires fall

Gotta get a crucifix before my flight so I can credibly ask the agents if they will be able to face god when their time comes

I found him hot when I was 7 and now I live my life like this

I just heard you can make a lot of money working in service of capital. Uhhhhhhh I think I'm good

"Women don't care about abs." I care. And sometimes it takes just one person to care

If I'm being honest I don't think there's ever been a successful adaptation of Miss Julie and it might be up to me

Me coming to the conclusion that god is love

I gave the smart one a bob

Made a friend at the club last week, we both haven't smoked weed in months because we cannot afford to be confused for even one second

I don't think the audio will work but I'm talking about how my mom would always rag on Avril Lavigne's makeup style

Makeup inspo for tonight

So depressing to hear that some men like women for the domestic duties. Mine have always loved my stand up comedy

I think my prayers may successfully bring the end of the united states/israel

My most radfem opinion is that men do not have the theory of mind required to be polyamorous but my friend dvora is really smart and her four or five boyfriends seem happy

I don't like when people say nyc is kinder than LA because people in nyc will help you dig your car out. You want someone to dig your car out of the snow in LA....... ........ ..

The placebo effect works so well on me my boobs just got bigger from googling "maca root reddit"

I am confident when the time comes I will make the right decision

I love ctrl f

I'm planning on raising my daughter like Hanna from the movie Hanna

I keep getting feedback on my lessons like "swag levels detected"

Character design work by Yasuhiro Nakura for Moomin (1990–1991), dir. Hiroshi Saito, Telescreen