Pleased to Meat Me by the Replacements

addicted to the internet, and the internet fucking sucks!

if I had to chill with any character from Mad Men, it'd definitely be Ken Cosgrove.

the Lock Up Kids

Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026

congragulations

311 Greta Van Fleet The Hold Steady Imagine Dragons Bowling for Soup

I legitimately think if you identify Donald Trump as far left you should not be allowed to have a drivers license.

Because he's the hero Santa Clara deserves, but not the one it needs right now...

honestly if I had one of these photos it'd be the cover of my band's next 7-inch.

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

been listening almost exclusively to black metal and Elliott Smith lately. Surely this bodes well for my mental health.

The absolute accuracy of this.

I'm the 2nd dumbass to crawl out of this overpacked elevator at Fest 7 in Gainesville (2009?). Right after this video, the singer of Shot Baker picked me up in a bear hug and my knee dislocated. He felt so bad, I cheered him up from the floor with my kneecap sticking out the side of my pant leg.

The first two hours this morning

this was always THE club I aspired to play when I was younger, and I've been lucky enough to play there many times since. I'm very sad to learn this news.

If nothing else, if not for the AV Club's Random Roles, there's a decent chance we'd never have had the opportunity for Curtis Armstrong to tell his story about working on the Gary Busey film "Quigley".

a thread of my favorite songs from my favorite releases of 2025. Let's go!

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains. I mean, duh.

I tweaked a muscle in my lower back pushing my daughter on especially grueling playground equipment, and now I'm lurching around and quoting this to everyone I see.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

what makes this even funnier is Andrew Tate lost to the guy in this gif

hell yeah brother, listen to this

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

this targeted advertising is landing haymakers 🎯

it's so funny when people invite you to follow things on LinkedIn. It's like..... nope!

this is good stuff. very good stuff.

my new band's got another couple songs recorded, check em out! FFO hardcore punk rock

this dude's just got unbelievable little ho energy

*in line at CVS laughing my ass off* Guy in line with me: What's funny? Me: Oh, nothing. My phone screen:

Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”

back in SF my friend and I would go to our favorite taqueria. My friend is smaller than me, and this one guy who worked there made my friend smaller burritos than mine every time we went there. We called him the Burrito Profiler. This world has no room for Burrito Profilers.

true story

how funny would it have been if they invented this award and then gave it to someone else? I wanna know who came in second place.

this dude couldn't be more wack if he tried. Get rid of all these vanilla motherfuckers.

nooooooooooo

this is their soft way of telling us we're all going to be homeless soon.

Watching Eddington and it's one of the more unenjoyable movies I've seen in a while. This movie should've been made 10 years from now.

Happy Thanksgiving, America!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

I became a vegetarian about a week before Thanksgiving in I think 2002? 23 years going. So I eliminated half of these for the rest of my life haha. But the answer is mac n' cheese.

wearing the suit I was married in next time I fly to San Diego, out of respect for this Great Country and our esteemed Secretary of Transporation Sean Duffy. 🫡

check out my latest punk rock project I've been working on.

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

prior to this meeting, Zohran was Googling "how to best connect with dementia patients" and playing 4D chess.

Weapons (2025)