The newest video for my band Western Addiction's song, 'The First Witch', the first track on our new album Psychedelic Munitions which came out TODAY on Fat Wreck Chords. Press play on this bastard.

My band Western Addiction's 4th LP, Psychedelic Munitions, came out today on Fat Wreck Chords. We worked very hard on this record and I'm proud as hell of it. Give it a listen and share!

My band Western Addiction's 4th LP, Psychedelic Munitions, came out today on Fat Wreck Chords. We worked very hard on this record and I'm proud as hell of it. Give it a listen and share!

so that's the plan to these guys? Just..... NO ONE pay taxes?

the future is incredibly fucking dumb

why's he look like he's about to host Inside the Actor's Studio

How the hell are they gonna make an East of Eden adaptation where Cathy is the fucking main character???

letting your kid play a headless bass constitutes child abuse

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

Sore Fuckmann New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925

Nothing can prepare you for how literal this description is until you see the ad.

Avoidance Nachos

the worst thing about corporate all-hands these days is the TERRIBLE AI pop song the company makes about themself.

The Devil Wears Stüssy

Dr. Zhivago and it ain't close

after a hard day, I want to come home, kick up my feet, and watch Salma Hayek and myself compete against each other on Nickelodeon Guts.

Was looking at the Cubs giveaway schedule, and.... I think I need to go to this game. I need this hat. 😭

who called it a funeral and not Tragic: The Gathering

my wife works in HR and she works her ass off to protect and support people, and loses sleep literally every week over some of the things she has to do. Punch higher—at the motherfuckers who actually benefit from laying you off.

just saw a commercial for the Sheep Detectives and I thought for a moment that there must be a CO2 leak in my house. But no, it was real life.

Freedom is only a hop away. Can he make it?

I feel like an alien on this planet sometimes. For example: I watched Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie last night and didn't really find it that funny at all. I tried!

we all got jumanjied into monopoly

"adore" is a definite stretch but this new record from Grade 2 is pretty great

real talk, has anyone ever seen Trump and the Hamburglar in the same room?

my band Western Addiction released our second single today from our new album Psychedelic Munitions, out May 22nd on Fat Wreck Chords. Give it a listen!

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Drama: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Action/Adventure: Fellowship of the Ring Horror: Dawn of the Dead Comedy: Step Brothers Oscar Winner: No Country for Old Men

Cigarettes that moan when you smoke them

thinking about that time at my bachelor party that I starred as a terrified bird for my homies' band's music video.

what being alive currently feels like

we live in a sick fucking world

this is the asshole that'd be seated right in front of me, with his lunch obscuring my view of 60% of the field like he's the fuckin Chiquita banana lady

Tom Bombadil:

"You see, being an out of control alcoholic is a BIT like being Dr. Strange . . ."

1st night sold out super quick so we're playing 2 nights in a row at the Fillmore. This is gonna rule so hard!

ass pennies

we used to be a society

without knowing the context, this is the funniest thing possible for a random band named Bill Skasby to show up on my screen.

turns out I'm gay as hell

my band's new song and video came out today! Our new LP 'Psychedelic Munitions' is out May 22nd on Fat Wreck Chords.

hey whaddaya know, the most stacked line-up I'll ever play, at the most famous venue I'll ever play! LET'S GOOOOOOO

I'm sorry, their logo is just . . . a butthole drawn by Kurt Vonnegut?

*in a very Halo voice* Obamaaaaahhhhh AAHHHHHh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh

writing Star Wars fanfic in which Bib Fortuna's got washboard abs too

This has me crying in real life 😂😂😂 🦁

What's a line delivery you'll never forget