RE: https://thepit.social/@20002ist/115633418435774910 This may be the first time ever I had to google the post author to confirm the image _is_ AI and the guy was not being ironic. (it is and he is an ai bro, yes)

So say someone in US asked me to help pick a cheap laptop deal on goddamn amazon. I don't want to do because fuck bezos, but also holy shit that website is un-navigable garbage. Is there a good place at all in US to buy cheap laptops from?

TypeScript be like say extends never ? never : never

"Roko's Basilisk" look inside Pascal's Wager

@StartpageSearch is there any way to make the search term appear in the page title? Right now it's just "Startpage Search Results" in every tab. Or is that Vivaldi's doing?

Jauns bezmaksas mēles mežģis, dāvinu Latvijai: "ezīša pašmasāža", jāatkārto, cik ātri vien var.

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🎉 IT'S FINALLY HERE! Altbot now has a public API! Everyone kept asking, So i finally made it. Generate alt-text for your images programmatically, perfect for photographers, bloggers, and developers who upload lots of images. Pay what you can ($5 minimum) What you get: Unlimited API access […]

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Make an exhaustive list of everything you might do and do the last thing on the list #obliquestrategies

@virtulis Isn't that just Spam? 🤔

pulled pork implies pushed pork

Threads lasu diskusiju par dzīvniekiem ar asprātīgiem vārdiem, atcerējos, man reiz bija zivtiņa, kuru sauca "24.oktobris" un viņa akvārija biedrs gliemezis vārdā "Viņš izskatās miris".

What's a song where if you hear it, you can only hear the lyrics from a parody of it

[yuck implied] Note to self: do not use computer in bed when you're out of Head & Shoulders.

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A great, practical article teaching you about the newer sibling-index() and sibling-count() functions in CSS. https://frontendmasters.com/blog/staggered-animation-with-css-sibling-functions/

#reddit truly does make me believe all the horror stories about men EVERY SINGLE woman I've dated has. I honestly cannot fathom how out of touch most of these boys are. Also occasionally one will send me some really creepy DMs as for some reason many will assume I'm a woman based on the way I […]

i love this time of year for being to able to say "idk maybe next year" to most things

So, is anyone wondering, how well that age-assurance requirement for internet porn is going? Well, ofcom of course is tasked with enforcing it, so I thought I'd check. Funny thing is: as a result of their enforcement action, ofcom now have a neatly organised and searchable list of porn sites […]

@virtulis ‘Tudiš-pīp’ is what a mammoth sounds like when it hops onto the cashier’s counter and gets scanned - at least that was the original idea of Citymarket "Mammuttimarkkinat" campaigns.

i think this new DN will go great with my ancient avatar

has science ever figured out what the fuck is a tudiš pīp

> Cloudflare apologises for outage which took down X and ChatGPT why though

* ...Фуко, качается! * вздыхает на ходу?#shlyapaonline

Fun. Decided to buy some "new" HDD's (not new at all) for my backup box, found some really cheap ones and looked them up just in case and uhh. I've heard about SMR and I've probably even heard about them being rather slow, but from I read now apparently they are actually non-hyperbole unusable […]

RE: https://loud.computer/@virtulis/115458657186169247 Yes I will continue to go on the internet whenever half of the internet is down and tap this sign that I posted on the internet.

Note: whenever "half of the internet are down" it's always the same half. Something to think about.

it's not a proper outage until the status page is rendering without CSS (it's not a flawless 10/10 outage until the status page is in a DNS black hole) #cloudflare

Kinda starting to feel a bit of FOMO with all these AWS and Cloudflare outages.

only remembered to look out the window once i heard that YL-CSL passing by :(

I hereby resign as CEO of this particular toot but will remain in an advisory role.

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Finally checking out Vivaldi. It's a browser alright. Took like ten minutes of attempts, workarounds and a plaintext csv to import passwords from FF, but overall idk it's a browser and it browses and there hasn't been any AI shit in my face. Yay?

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wait is that not how friends

mastodon should fix the bug where typos are invisible in the editing box but obvious on the timeline

Garlic design.

This website is correct. Good gateway. _pats computer_

Will make an attempt to upgrade from 4.5.0 to 4.5.0. Nothing should happen, so something might.

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@SnoopJ/109921008429679600 Happy #unicode Mouse day to those who celebrate

The three words every developer wants to hear: > made an issue

are there any reflux/GERD-havers out there who would appreciate a how-to guide for homemade, cheap, sodium alginate (so, UK Gaviscon/Refluxter-style) capsule-based med? because I managed to do so, at what will end up being $1.80 per month. which is uh, a lot better than $30+ per bottle

Nokavēju uz sākumu, vieta beidzās, lol

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[meds, mh/ph, side effects] So, in the second half of last year I suddenly found myself having developed tinnitus, and it got worse over time. I suspected the wisdom teeth and finally got all but one of those removed, and that didn't help (but i did get a bonus covid? infection while at it […]