Ooit zal ik uit het duister doen ontwaken maar vandaag is niet die dag.

I hate doing ANYTHING

IT'S HAPPENING GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ #github

[April first post] Subpost

Computers are cool as fuck

You find me at a very French part of my life

I don't know if I like working at higher levels of abstraction https://xeiaso.net/blog/2026/ai-abstraction/?utm_campaign=mi_irl&utm_medium=social&utm_source=mastodon

Horse riding is kinda the coolest thing no?

so I installed Gentoo and everything is working except sound. I'm using pipewire and have its alsa and pulse backends enabled. however, no sound card is detected. aplay --list-devices shows no sound cards and pipewire only shows dummy output. I'm using openrc and the distribution kernel […]

[?] Girl named May whose legal name is Mayonaise

Subnautica is what I think pokemon should be like

Het nadeel van lezen in de trein is dat je toch te snel aan komt

Spinoza is neat

Won't be coming outside for the month out of fear for the fungus.

It's time to wake up to the fact that there are no "programming languages". There is machine code, and there configuration files with a wide variance in complexity.

vlc media player fans when they drive past a construction site

Instant noodles are crazy like oh yea I like tea "Whats your favourite flavour?" Salt

mango....

Michael Bay movies would have fucked if they where games

Resident Evil is the coolest setting ever because it just fucking felt like it

fuck off. imagine if windows required you to wait 24hrs before you could install programs outside of the MS store. your phone _is_ a computer, and this is an anti-competitive move that has the intentional side effect of incentivizing consumers to install apps […] [Original post on vozer.cafe]

Do not dubbel pump

When do you think they're gonna bring back fox tossing

'T is rustig in A'dam, Valt mij goed mee.

What would you do if you found out one of your friends pissed on the sauna stone

Oh yeah voting time

Mooi kaap in de bonus, Het is een prachtige dag

beans.....

Been getting addicted to beans on toast

blue is my favourite colour though within contexts nothing beats red.

I love my laptop

He has a horse!

balls

GDC talk on the thing I want to make hallelujah

72c voor sinas is geweldig

The exact moment software went downhill was when #mozilla changed away from this. #retrocomputing

Hot take: dual booting has little to no value to beginners and rewards not using linux long term.

[subpost] oke bro

Consumerism has failed me burger king is closed

Utrecht centraal is anti zes seven propaganda

This instant mash potatoes stuff is pretty good ngl

constants are banger what if we only used those

Beans on toast fucking slaps

Welp looks like my pc broke