Another Sunday morning workout and another step up in weight for the 6 in the 6-12-25 incline bench. Judging by reps 4 & 6, these 42.5kg db’s will be hanging around for a wee while! Hope you’re all having a lush weekend!

Want to know just how much I fucking need to have you? To feel your skin against mine? To slake my thirst for you? Want to hear me say it? Now you can, via @girlonthenet.bsky.social: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/the-who... #AudioPorn #Erotica #EroticStories #Smut

I know it’s early (UK time) but else are Saturday mornings for other than softly touching yourself to my voice…? #AudioPorn #Erotica #EroticStories

I know it’s early (UK time) but else are Saturday mornings for other than softly touching yourself to my voice…? #AudioPorn #Erotica #EroticStories

Because sometimes you just wanna hear a hot guy with a beautiful voice telling you how much he wants you. NEW #AudioPorn by @spenpritchard.bsky.social www.girlonthenet.com/blog/the-who... #AudioPornThis one's my favourite of his latest batch, you'll hear why I reckon.

I HIGHLY recommend the audio version of this. UK peeps you will need to get creative to listen.

Want to know just how much I fucking need to have you? To feel your skin against mine? To slake my thirst for you? Want to hear me say it? Now you can, via @girlonthenet.bsky.social: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/the-who... #AudioPorn #Erotica #EroticStories #Smut

Lovense, who sponsor my site, have a spring sale on at the mo. Perfect time to try getting fucked with words if you're into #AudioPorn: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/lovense... www.lovense.com/r/grr42a

More glorious bathroom sunlight shots for #ThighThursday.

More glorious bathroom sunlight shots for #ThighThursday.

With new Rowling comment being promoted just remember she personally funds the organised suppression of trans people. By suppression I don't mean just stopping them organising politically, I mean literally just living their normal lives, minding their own business and being healthy.

It’s been a while since ‘Netted’ went live on @girlonthenet.bsky.social’s incredible Patreon. Have you heard it in full, yet? Sign up (it’s very affordable & amazing value) and listen to me tear a hole in those tights, and get to see the rest of that amazing artwork by @stuartcb.bsky.social, too!

Just PB’d on front squats for three doubles at 125kg. Smooth like butter, every time. I used to hate them, but a quick (and ingenious) change of hold position and they’re becoming a firm favourite of mine. I fucking love lifting heavy shit! Makes me feel alive like nothing else.

Ooooft.

It’s #HumpDay. It’s #WagonWednesday. Possibly even #AssWednesday, so here’s mine in the morning sunlight!

Well, the sun didn’t break through today but this will definitely warm you up…

The sun is trying its hardest to break through the clouds this morning and it’s making me long for feeling the heat on my skin, cold beers, and warm rain on excited flesh… www.girlonthenet.com/blog/summer-... #AudioPorn #Erotica #EroticStory

Tried to write over the weekend and just kept hitting brick walls. I’m pretty sure I’ve got a solid idea, it’s just executing it… It reads as being disingenuous right now, and that’s just not how I like to roll.

I wonder if I could pull off a skirt as office wear…?

Sucks to be in a culture where shows about the manosphere get money and attention, but resources that provide feminist, inclusive, and entertaining content, that young men like, don't get money or attention. www.bishuk.com/support/

When did your obsession with hot, toxic (seems a little harsh?!) women begin?

Is it still #ThickArmThursday?

Post-deadlifts mission accomplished. Immense.

Anyone craving a massive grilled Rueben sandwich? Like, it’s all I can think about right now.

Happy birthday, GOTN! People, go sign up to the best Patreon out there as a bday treat to this absolute wonder! You will not regret it, I promise.

Good god, I need a chest hair trim…! Winter’s over, Spen!

"I need to hear you say you want me." NEW #AudioPorn for Patreons courtesy of @spenpritchard.bsky.social That voice tho 🤤 www.patreon.com/posts/whole-...

Good god, I need a chest hair trim…! Winter’s over, Spen!

Honestly, the light through my bathroom window does a lot of heavy lifting… #TorsoTuesday #TittyTuesday #ChestHairTuesday

NEW #AudioPorn by Spen just dropped and it’s beautiful ❤️ www.patreon.com/login?ru=%2F...

If you’ve got a spare 7 minutes you should go have a look at @girlonthenet.bsky.social’s Patreon. Right now! Go on… (Grab some headphones, and your favourite toy/hand!)

Some shenanigans for #MonochromeMonday

Some shenanigans for #MonochromeMonday

CW: Needles Sunday morning platelet donation. There are only approx. 10,000 regular platelet donors in the U.K. and the NHS needs around 3,500 new donors every year. One donation can help up to 12 children or 3 adults. If you can, please consider donating. If you can’t, I’ll happily do it for you

Recorded a brand new sarcastic 'you are blocked' message on the audio porn page, so UK users if you get blocked you can use the hefty discount to sign up to Patreon instead. [Link goes to adult content, FYI] www.girlonthenet.com/audio-porn/

Sometimes, just sometimes, you see a shot that rips the air from your lungs.

I’ve had one of those work days which is so deeply rewarding and I didn’t even do anything! Just facilitated knowledge sharing and problem solving, and watched marginalised colleagues feel seen, appreciated and supported. I bloody love managing people and building them up.

It’s been a while since ‘Netted’ went live on @girlonthenet.bsky.social’s incredible Patreon. Have you heard it in full, yet? Sign up (it’s very affordable & amazing value) and listen to me tear a hole in those tights, and get to see the rest of that amazing artwork by @stuartcb.bsky.social, too!

‘Pinch’ for #TittyTuesday, #TorsoTuesday, #TrapTuesday, and #HairyBastardTuesday (probably!)

May I offer you some gratuitous arm porn at this trying time?

‘Pinch’ for #TittyTuesday, #TorsoTuesday, #TrapTuesday, and #HairyBastardTuesday (probably!)

May I offer you some gratuitous arm porn at this trying time?

Going in on reading Project Hail Mary before the film comes out and spoilers are everywhere!

The raspy break in Macca’s usually clean voice on the words ‘smiles awake’ in The Beatles’ Golden Slumbers may be *the* most satisfying piece of music I’ve ever heard.

NEW blog. I had a ball writing this one. Body swap fantasy! “If I had your dick and you had my cunt, here's how I would go about fucking you.” www.girlonthenet.com/blog/body-sw... How COOL is @stuartcb.bsky.social’s art for this? It’s such a clever, playful way to illustrate the concept 😍

I’ve woken up early and filled with the feral need to finger someone until they’re writhing so much I have to hold them down, dripping enough to have to change the sheets afterwards, and yelling so loud the neighbours won’t look us in the eye for a week…

Little step up in weight on the chest session for this lad, as you can clearly see in my face, on this #FlexFriday #FitnessFriday

I didn’t scream, I cooked instead. Feel much better now.

I’m having, what can only be described as, a cunt of a work day and heavy rows then the sandbag toss at the gym has only helped a little. Who wants to come scream into the abyss with me later on?

What's it like running an ethical #SexToy shop? #ICYMI this fantastic interview with Francesca from @pgshop.bsky.social - find out why cost is an access issue, and be instantly horrified by the word 'upsuck'! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/ethical...