Re S19e3, her name is Theresa Carisi, not Theresa Carisi Jesus. #OliviaDadJokes @svupodcast.bsky.social #VegetableLasagnaKnowsIt

in the year 2015, this would have been considered too extreme for #theonion

Swalwell has announced his resignation from Congress. It’s impossible not to ask why Texas Republican Tony Gonzales hasn’t done the same. And why the GOP doesn’t insist the Epstein files, which repeatedly mention the head of their party, be fully released.

@svupodcast.bsky.social just saw a YouTube Commercial for Geico where the Geico gecko pulls a remote control out of the couch for a woman. why not a dildo? #EggTimer #HavingDifficultyListenThroughTheWholeS19E2ButAtLeastIGotTheEggTimer

@svupodcast.bsky.social THEO THEO in 90s skinemax soft core porn

Pillsbury Milk Break Bars (1983-circa 1987): A line of breakfast/snack bars, consisting of layers of wafer and creamy filling, all coated in chocolate. Pillsbury boasted the nutritional equivalent of a 1/2 glass of milk in each bar. Available in Chocolate, Mint, Peanut Butter, and "Natural Milk"

A commenter notes that "Trump managed to be both Hitler and Chamberlain in the same negotiation. An unprecedented feat." 😭

Come on then, and remove him.

Batman or Robin

Trump advisers think the age of imperialism ended because of wokeness, not because 1) colonized peoples made colonialism untenable 2) technology made territorial empire unnecessary. They thought mere brutality and perceived genetic superiority would make wars against countries like Iran easy.

This is very very big. Like a big deal and massive cuts. These can’t even be seen as budgetary since you don’t get much savings in the context of trillions budget. They want the US out of R&D out of science research.

Slaughtering our golden goose: massive budget cuts for US science proposed again by Trump administration www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Barth’s Burgery, the restaurant from you can’t say that on television

@svupodcast.bsky.social S19E7 Something Happened is a good episode. I have no memory of S19 E2-6. but I look forward to your review of E7 around mid May, but I know I’m not supposed to make predictions that the next month will happen . maybe you should skip ahead #Poopezoid

What do I do here? I stand on the Metro escalator, left side, between the tourists standing and the more aggressive Feds trying to walk. I am the buffer. That’s what I do I stand on the left side so the aggressive Feds don’t yell at or push the tourists #CherryBlossoms

This feels weird. A lot of reporting is sounding very much like "how long will this take to get back to normal" when there's no sign in the short term that normality will return at all It's like 2020 Covid reporting

I don't think people fully appreciate how apocalyptic things are for US science. I haven't had any new funding since 2024, but I'm still ok since typical grants are for three years. This means next year I will be completely out of funding and will have to fire everyone in the lab. It's not great.

The funny thing about rfk is that when he dies it will probably be impossible to tell whether it was murder, given how much weird shit the guy is up to. They'll be like "we found an absolute ton of arsenic in his blood, but also he was taking arsenic pills"

Quadruple amputee and cornhole champion arrested in Charles County murder

I’m back to watching #NCIS and the thing I don’t understand is when they go up to someone and show their badge and say NCIS the random people know what that means

#saxon I’m surprised it wasn’t raw milk!

Democrats should pound on this in every state and forum. War in Middle East + AI= we desperately need more green energy, not less

Anyone out there name their kids Equilateral, Isosceles, and Scalene?

And in my head there is a Young Penguin spinoff watched by billions called Catwoman and Poison Ivy’s First Marriage @svupodcast.bsky.social

“I’ve seen enough” says Dan #Crenshaw and then he puts a patch on his other eye

Finally, a skin cream that prevents rash-free skin

Just ate 4 and a half Toaster Strudels / dare me to drive

Whispering to my cat, purring as he lays on my chest, “what’s the frequency? Charlie, what’s the frequency? Charlie. What‘s the frequency, Charlie?”

I think we need to take a step back and acknowledge the absurdity of House Republicans targeting their Epstein investigation on HILLARY CLINTON (who says she never met him!) while ignoring DONALD TRUMP (who Epstein described as his best friend!) These are not serious people or good faith actors.

The Constitution clearly gives Congress the power to spend taxpayer funds, and no law allows the president to halt if he feels some US states aren’t being “good stewards” of the money. In case there’s any confusion on this, the Impoundment Control Act forbids it. Taxation without representation.

#TomNoonan #RobertCarradine #JamesVanDerBeek all guest starred on Law and Order Criminal Intent @svupodcast.bsky.social

NEW: Jeffrey Epstein cultivated relationships with CBP officers at the airports he frequented. Epstein emailed and texted with six CBP officers, invited them to his island, visited with them at the airport, and frequently sought to determine who was going to be on duty when he was traveling

American exceptionalism

thinking about this clip of Gonzales from a couple weeks ago was all for deporting five year old Liam, and, needing a nation of laws, cause, you know, he's so upright also emphasized that Dilley concentration camp was "a nice facility" sick, deranged fuck

Bolsonaro in prison, Yeon sentenced to prison, Andrew arrested on his birthday...and America still holding on to a 34 count felon as President.

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

Wanted to see what all the fuss was about so I watched a few minutes of #Colbert on CBS and since Colbert been told he can’t show photos of Senate candidates on broadcast comedy show (rule of law is dead) he showed Trump and Epstein photo instead. Doh!

The American Academy of Actuaries warns that dismantling NCAR would degrade the catastrophe models insurers depend on to price climate risk—driving up premiums and threatening coverage availability nationwide. "Uncertainty carries a positive cost." www.riskmarketnews.com/trumps-clima...

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

The Columbo reboot to investigate the #EpsteinFiles

@svupodcast.bsky.social on the Real Fake News episode: you guys naively suggesting Liv is paranoid someone will take Noah season 19: Brooke Shields

“He sweeps his own rocks and he will sweep hers as well” Things getting steamy at this mixed doubles curling semifinal #Olympics

(It’s considered bad luck to mention possible no-hitter during the game. Thus the announcers Tirico and Collinsworth have not mentioned it. They are true professionals!) #SuperBowl

The banality of evil is shocking. An ex-Big Lots warehouse for cheap consumer junk is bought by ICE to ship as many as 7,500 handcuffed human beings, as the Trump regime builds a U.S. gulag archipelago The unthinkable comes to Pa. coal country. My special report www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

Update: In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD *as well as* Surprise, AZ; Upper Bern, PA; and Tremont, PA. Facts that bear repeating.

For those keeping score at home:

Obviously everything is fucking stupid and looking at the news in 2025/26 just fills me with despair but I unlocked the secret to a minute of happiness which is to make your personal party playlist for #WhenItHappens only to be shared with friends immediately #WhenItHappens