@larsenonfilm.bsky.social give any thought to Frailty for unreliable narrators? A bit of lightweight horror but seems to be in your wheelhouse.

For what it’s worth William Lewis was the biggest villain, worst rapist, kidnapper, murderer in the history of SVU. Probably not the same guy, though.

Why do we call it constipation and not a log jam?

It seems like Wake Up Dead Man was made specifically for @larsenonfilm.bsky.social

Free band name: MoLester Bangs

Bugonia this Bugonia that, why don’t we make movies with classic stories anymore like what if a tall guy and a short guy were twins?

I got to annoy the hosts on the best Law and Order Podcast in the game.

Listen, once folks have guaranteed universal healthcare, housing, basic income, clean energy, copyright protections, and a way to fight misinformation, I’ll listen to how fun you think using GenAI is, but we won’t get any of those things because GenAI was invented to make us poor, sick, and stupid.

You mean to tell me the Toxic Avenger, a fictional character, is doing more to fix our current healthcare problems than any elected member of our government whose job it is to deal with this stuff?

You want me to have children? What, those things that keeps getting shot in schools?

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGal... Hoist that Rag

Someone should investigate JD Vance to see if he was carrying some type of neurotoxin or if it’s just his personality, face, voice, and demeanor.

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Oh man. Remember when we all were joking about how JD Vance definitely fucks couches?

@dropout.tv hire me to write a Severence themed episode of Game Changer please and thank you.

She dreams in color she dreams in red. Can’t find a slenderman

Bible

Put Coleman Domingo in the front row of every event.

Just putting this here in case anyone needs it.

Everyone can have a little bit of despair, as a treat.

This is a minuscule detail in the scheme of it all, but one of the stupidest things about the downfall of society is the prevalence of dumb slogans on baseball hats.

Does anyone know, will the new PUP song make me collapse in tears on the sidewalk or make me want to fistfight the fire? @nikostratis.com?

This Sunday: YOU SPENT AN AVERAGE OF 22 HOURS PER DAY ON YOUR PHONE THIS WEEK. WHY YOU SO ADDICTED TO YOUR PHONE?

I suffer tons of fools. So many fools.

No Country For Grumpy Old Men. Is that a thing?

James Acaster talks like Mr. Napkinhead.

I just got off the phone with my conservative father, apparently *I’m* Bernie Sanders.