That John B
@stoicjohn.bsky.social
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Excel goblin, youth soccer coach, Scoop, wannabe blacksmith.
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The media taught me to be afraid of Riesen attacks when I was a kid, but everything seems safer now.
about 1 month ago
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simi
about 1 month ago
the bushes were people 😂
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John Scalzi
7 months ago
ANNOUNCEMENT: THE DRINKS FRIDGE IS NOW KNOWN AS THE BEVERFRIDGE, PLEASE UPDATE YOUR RECORDS
add a skeleton here at some point
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@mindnoodler.bsky.social
Me reflecting on the latest PSS bank show.
7 months ago
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Can the White House get rid of the jack rabbit display at the Natural History Museum in DC? Because that haunted me when I was a kid.
7 months ago
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I’m good for about three Crash Test Dummies songs before my voice tightens up too much.
7 months ago
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I'm assuming the craft services at the We Are The World taping was awkward.
7 months ago
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@thefamouspaul.bsky.social
@ntnewman.bsky.social
It was never the same after they lost the vector graphic Star Wars game and shortened the skee ball machines.
8 months ago
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Of course it did.
10 months ago
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Mitzula
11 months ago
There's a very small sliver in the world where Improv comedy and Horse Racing overlap and apparently it's entirely occupied by
@mindnoodler.bsky.social
and me. I can't wait for more Not Furlong featuring the
@heyscoops.bsky.social
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I’m thinking “Unbridled Bits” for the name of the Race for the Crown recap podcast, but it’s probably too on the nose.
11 months ago
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Ulrike
12 months ago
Your roof is 23 years old and the shingles are looking quite worse for wear. You hire a contractor to reshingle and pay half of the cost up front. Your contractor is removing the old shingles (there were already two layers, and building code doesn't allow a third) when Leon, a used car salesman...
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Me every time a Fool Us magician drops approved confetti on the stage.
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about 1 year ago
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JosephScrimshaw
about 1 year ago
Yes, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. But did he face it? Did he stare into the inky abyss and vow to destroy that horrible mocking doppelgänger lest it devour him and indeed all that is decent in the cosmos? C’mon, weather news, get us the full story
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If we’re going through all this trouble to collapse American society can we at least have lawn darts and Turtle Pies back?
about 1 year ago
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I don’t know who this post is for but I think Coach Calipari is totally wearing the red 50th Anniversary Penn & Teller jacket.
about 1 year ago
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Did the Middle-earth dwarves get driven from their home by a balrog, or did they all die because they never built hand rails?
about 1 year ago
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Wayne Gio (Not So Good at This Comic)
about 1 year ago
Aside from comics, I also use my ipad to makes stuff like this video for
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youtu.be/BUlVTwHq1a8?...
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YouTube video by Not So Good At This
https://youtu.be/BUlVTwHq1a8?si=Fy0Lr86ANgAoqW8-
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“And that’s the way you do it.”
over 1 year ago
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@thefamouspaul.bsky.social
@ntnewman.bsky.social
Merry Christmas from Richmond Mall!
over 1 year ago
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My Christmas playlist needs a refresh, what's the first song you would add to your own Holiday playlist?
over 1 year ago
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@professoraddy.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
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MICHAEL HIGHAM
over 1 year ago
happy monday fuckers
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Frozen Cusser
over 1 year ago
Watching 📽️Planes, Trains, and Automobiles📽️ and I'm reminded that the third act is about the HaRrOwInG drive between St. Louis and Chicago that I have done ~20 times.
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Sadie Hartmann (Mother Horror)
over 1 year ago
You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.
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Newman
over 1 year ago
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Wayne Gio (Not So Good at This Comic)
over 1 year ago
Throwback comic. On ya Jesus.
#comics
#tbt
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Give a man a hook and he can hang his hat, teach a man to forge a hook and everyone he knows is getting coat racks for Christmas.
over 1 year ago
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Wayne Gio (Not So Good at This Comic)
over 1 year ago
Mr Piffles love and appreciation thread.
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I forged a decent little wall hook, and now I have to spend the next week desperately trying to make another one that actually matches it.
over 1 year ago
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Wendy
over 1 year ago
A cleansing post from my hometown. Salmon Holes, Albany, Western Australia
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Wayne Gio (Not So Good at This Comic)
over 1 year ago
Based on a true story. It didn't happened to me but if it did I would have killed a man.
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I do everything I can to support and encourage my kid's friends...until they try to change back the inverted Y-axis on my Playstation. Then they can find a new village to raise themselves.
almost 2 years ago
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DTL
almost 2 years ago
The six tastes are sour, sweet, salty, mentholyptus, umami, and blue raspberry
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🤔We share appetizers but not hors-d’oeuvres because people would fight over the swords. Tiny little fights.
over 2 years ago
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