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The media taught me to be afraid of Riesen attacks when I was a kid, but everything seems safer now.

the bushes were people 😂

ANNOUNCEMENT: THE DRINKS FRIDGE IS NOW KNOWN AS THE BEVERFRIDGE, PLEASE UPDATE YOUR RECORDS

@mindnoodler.bsky.social Me reflecting on the latest PSS bank show.

Can the White House get rid of the jack rabbit display at the Natural History Museum in DC? Because that haunted me when I was a kid.

I’m good for about three Crash Test Dummies songs before my voice tightens up too much.

I'm assuming the craft services at the We Are The World taping was awkward.

@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social It was never the same after they lost the vector graphic Star Wars game and shortened the skee ball machines.

Of course it did.

There's a very small sliver in the world where Improv comedy and Horse Racing overlap and apparently it's entirely occupied by @mindnoodler.bsky.social and me. I can't wait for more Not Furlong featuring the @heyscoops.bsky.social crew

@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social I’m thinking “Unbridled Bits” for the name of the Race for the Crown recap podcast, but it’s probably too on the nose.

Your roof is 23 years old and the shingles are looking quite worse for wear. You hire a contractor to reshingle and pay half of the cost up front. Your contractor is removing the old shingles (there were already two layers, and building code doesn't allow a third) when Leon, a used car salesman...

Me every time a Fool Us magician drops approved confetti on the stage. @mindnoodler.bsky.social

Yes, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. But did he face it? Did he stare into the inky abyss and vow to destroy that horrible mocking doppelgänger lest it devour him and indeed all that is decent in the cosmos? C’mon, weather news, get us the full story

If we’re going through all this trouble to collapse American society can we at least have lawn darts and Turtle Pies back?

I don’t know who this post is for but I think Coach Calipari is totally wearing the red 50th Anniversary Penn & Teller jacket.

Did the Middle-earth dwarves get driven from their home by a balrog, or did they all die because they never built hand rails?

Aside from comics, I also use my ipad to makes stuff like this video for @heyscoops.bsky.social youtu.be/BUlVTwHq1a8?...

“And that’s the way you do it.”

@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social Merry Christmas from Richmond Mall!

My Christmas playlist needs a refresh, what's the first song you would add to your own Holiday playlist?

happy monday fuckers

Watching 📽️Planes, Trains, and Automobiles📽️ and I'm reminded that the third act is about the HaRrOwInG drive between St. Louis and Chicago that I have done ~20 times.

You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.

Throwback comic. On ya Jesus. #comics #tbt

Give a man a hook and he can hang his hat, teach a man to forge a hook and everyone he knows is getting coat racks for Christmas.

Mr Piffles love and appreciation thread.

I forged a decent little wall hook, and now I have to spend the next week desperately trying to make another one that actually matches it.

A cleansing post from my hometown. Salmon Holes, Albany, Western Australia

Based on a true story. It didn't happened to me but if it did I would have killed a man.

I do everything I can to support and encourage my kid's friends...until they try to change back the inverted Y-axis on my Playstation. Then they can find a new village to raise themselves.

The six tastes are sour, sweet, salty, mentholyptus, umami, and blue raspberry

🤔We share appetizers but not hors-d’oeuvres because people would fight over the swords. Tiny little fights.