Normally I don’t do anything for my birthday, but this year I am taking the day off, getting a massage, seeing a movie, and then playing Resident Evil Requiem. Should be a good day.

In every user interview I have done, users have told me they love my application and they really love my new UI designs, so that has been making me feel really good about myself. It helps to hear people love your product when you are always looking at what’s wrong or needs fixing.

Yessssssssssss

They are not prepared for the amount of gay sex that is going to happen in their house

Trying to form more parasocial relationships with the gays from Denver so I can turn them into more kissing relationships. It’s a struggle 🥲

Saw a video about the new Rivian R2 that’s coming and now I think I want a Rivian R2

reflexively saying “oh big yawn” over and over

This graphic is a CHOICE

Instagram’s Suggested for you theme today seems to be, “Ever wonder what happened to all the guys you hooked up with in your 20s?”

Mental health was getting too high so decided it was a good time to rewatch Evangelion to humble me.

Sent out an invitation to customers to participate in an upcoming user feedback interview. Customer fills out the survey to participate. I reach out to customer to schedule the interview and get a reply that they are too busy to participate.

Recently invested in a fancy coffee setup, and I fear all I’ve learned so far is that all coffee tastes like bitter water to me.

Coffee, cleaning, and Clair Obscur

Happy Anna Howard Shaw to us all!

On top of this, the one person who replied to my sale item on NextDoor was a scammer 😒. Friday the 13th really thirteening today.

Morning not off to a great start

Both seasons are currently on sale for $5 each on iTunes!

All of the officials are terrible, but Pam Bondi will absolutely go down as one of the worst in history.

Remember when there was an episode of Bones and the whole B plot was just characters excitedly waiting in line for Avatar? I think about that a lot.

🎶 I’m every woman. It’s all in me. 🎶

Okay, but it turned out pretty good.

Is it just me or do all recipes lie about their prep time? Am I bad cook? This one says prep time 20 minutes and it easily took me like 60 to do everything. Carmy and Syd would be so disappointed in me.

My 6 LP Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 vinyl and the new 20lb weights for my weighted vest arrive tomorrow. I contain multitudes.

So glad I was able to install my solar and heat pump last year before the tax credits expired. Daddy is getting a nice refund.

Going through and deleting her albums out of my music library felt great

Wanted to pick back up my Japanese studies and started using Lingodeer. The lessons make way more sense and are far more useful than the Duolingo.

Okay, I am sold on A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. It’s so refreshing to be able to watch a GoT show and feel joy.

It can get lower!

I have now watched season one 3 times…

😊😊😊

This day has already been 100 hours long and it’s only 11 am. And I have a THREE HOUR meeting starting in 40 minutes and I’m just absolutely wiped out

Finally got my results back—benign!

Dear reader, it was a scam. I have been humbled.

I watched one video about this that was served to me and now it’s like 80% of my feed!

Started Better Call Saul last week (finally) and am now up to season 4. Mad that I waited so long to watch (I love Breaking Bad), but glad that now don’t have to wait between seasons.

Someone in the neighborhood just casually roasting a pig

lol just saw the Stranger Things “Conformity Gate” secret finale theory. People really grasping at straws.

In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.

I honestly didn’t think it would be that high.

If there’s anything my dog is gonna do, it’s gonna be to let out a little toot when jumping up on to the couch.

Think I had a bit too much of the Devil’s Lettuce the other night and bought a scam product from an Instagram ad. Watch this space!

I keep finding more and more cool, funny, hot people from Denver/Colorado on this app. Bout to become a reply guy so I can make new friends and finally meet all these people.

Loved all the the gifts I got, but this framed photo for my office from Greg is the best one.

Apropos of nothing, felt like trying a bit of minimalism for my Home Screen

Well Wolf Parade is about to have a moment. #HeatedRivalry

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Trying to get people to go back to Twitter is so fucking funny

Look at this adorable ornament Greg got for the tree!

Got a little curl going today

Time for my new Saturday ritual: make coffee and watch the gay hockey show