Anyone wanna enact martial law with me and our closest friends?

I believe in benevolent narcissism

Ordered Thai food

Wow you made a post about getting stuffed today? You are one crazy chica

I’m on board with the guy now

If you do anything at all today, make time for this. www.esquire.com/news-politic...

Nobody who’s a chill guy uses the chill guy meme

I do think a fundamental privacy right is the ability to opt-out of a company using your data as training for AI on their platform

How many polite euphemisms for “people hate you” do you think tech employees have had to come up with to explain Bluesky to their boss?

Thanksgiving is incredible but Thanksgiving food is…

“Moulin Rouge is visually comprehensible” - crack addict

Tulsa King is a dumb show but I am hooked I can’t lie

Watching Landmam, I do love Billy Bob Thornton’s voice goddamn

My whitest opinion is that I think Air Force 1’s look better dirty vs clean

In the past day I’ve heard two people who really should know better say they asked ChatGPT for factual info. ChatGPT is not a search engine. It is predictive text based on other people’s stolen writing; its whole job is to make stuff up. Please do not ask it for facts. Tell a friend.

Maybe I do move back to New York sooner rather than later

Juror 2, it’s fine 🤷🏾‍♂️ If there was an Oscar for facial expressions Toni Collette would sweep every year

Regrettably I finding that Addison Rae song Diet Pepsi rather catchy

Rest day from gym

A Real Pain really got to me— Weight of many little traumas adding up, waiting to be released… and the guilt we feel when our pain seems trivial in comparison to others. But pain is pain, what does it matter how it manifests? Maybe I do need a therapist 🤷🏾‍♂️

it is funny how it's always the right following the left around online. amused myself earlier imagining the opposite, a bunch of woke progressives furious about not being accepted on stormfront or such

Later bloomer but I always bloom baby

Having like a 45 min wind-down routine has completely fixed my sleep problems, takes effort to improve yourself but the rewards are immense 🙏🏽

I’m gonna stuff you in a locker

I just need to triple my salary to barely afford my dream home on Zillow

I was in France this time last year, how the mighty have fallen…

Need more tattoos

Killers of the Flower Moon and Irishmen Thanksgiving double feature

Epic own! 🤣🤣🤣

it must feel good as fuck to blame everything on bernies bros for nearly a decade now

Watching A Real Pain today like everyone because there’s nothing else out… right?

The first zone read touchdown on Thanksgiving will feed families

It is *so* far past time to stop treating this criminal like a loveable, rough-around-the-edges rapscallion you can cast in your direct-to-Amazon movies or in your TV commercials.

You guys aren't going to believe this

This obsession is unhealthy. Our horizons are fine. Also social media, for most, is not a job. It is not school. It is socializing. And it’s fine to say “I don’t want to hang out with Nazis, homophobes, transphobes etc in my free time.”

You don’t abandon someone’s right to exist because it “doesn’t poll well” unless you’re a piece of shit

They are blocking truth tellers on Bluesky smh

If you own a coffee shop with shitty seating you should kill yourself

Not sure if I’m an optimist or just plain stupid, but I never give up hope— because what’s the alternative?

Does somebody need to do a wellness check on Nancy Mace? She is absolutely unhinged. She continues to tweet about trans people and bathrooms.

They did not give me a goodie bag at the dentist’s office yesterday 😔

lol at the idea that this is new www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Idk why it feels like Wicked is going to make more money than anything else in the entire history of the film industry

Hey, quick question! What the fuck

"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting. Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC

Getting reports trump has appointed Lydia Tár to once again to head the Berlin orchestra

Democrats are such fucking losers, I can’t believe we elected these people to protect us

Well alright then

I say any Democrat who supports sending weapons to Netanyahu is aiding a genocide