Me: chat is this real chat: miaou~

This is so interesting, because I had this idea at the back of my mind to do something similar once I get better at working with electronics, like making cartridges using sd cards on custom-made circuit boards that basically just oversizes them. This is the kind of things that make me happy 😊

I wanted to play The Witcher 3 for a long time, but I first wanted to know about the story since the 3 games are linked. The problem is, I couldn't get into the gameplay of The Witcher 1. I should watch a primer on Youtube instead. Like "Last time on Dragonb- I mean The Witcher!~"

There should be more games inspired by avant-garde stage design.

The Sad Trombone Karl vs Sky Marchini debacle is exactly, precisely why social media was a mistake. Nobody can just be normal for a minute. Fuck if I know where else I could talk about my dumb indie games though.

Two thoughts; 1. Why indeed lol 2. It's mid, Tom Nook has bigger balls than that. You gotta pump those numbers up!

me, an evil game developer: who cares about what the player wants

It's cool (/s) how you can post robot slop and pass it for educational material on facebook, and there's no consequences whatsoever. They have 300k+ followers and zero comments... gee I wonder why. Hopefully I don't need to explain why you shouldn't wire your circuit like in the graphic.

I swear to god, it's everyday with this shit.

Uber eats (most probably) whistleblower exposing how evil these corps really are Spoiler: its even worst than you think www.reddit.com/r/confession...

My ultimate end goal is to get so good and successful at making games that I can justify hiring Kenji Kawai to produce the soundtrack for one.

"I'll never finish that novel, I never write anything, guess it's not for me. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go ahead and write the entirety of Pride and Prejudice on my social media."

Indie dev friends, here's my 2025 Financial Report for Dev's Games! A breakdown of my profits, expenses, costs, sales, wishlists, etc. for my indie game dev business in 2025! I also talk a bit on my approaches to sustainability/transparency too. Check it out: devonwiersma.github.io/Devs-Games-2...

Great minds think alike lol

So apparently in Japanese, when you want to say hello, you say "Ohio". Does that mean that when you want to say goodbye, you say "Michigan"?

I would legit love owning that cap (lol no cap frfr). I'd wear it when I go fishing. But I hate fishing so most likely I'd wear it to a gay club instead.

🎵 GUMMY BEARS WET AND STICKING IN MY PUBIC HAIRS CAN'T REMOVE THEM COS THEY RIP & TEAR THATCH FULL OF GUMMY BEARS HOW DID THEY GET DOWN THERE?

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2026 BEFORE I FORGET!! It's been a crazy year for me, but I know more than ever where I'm going. 2026 is going to be productive! I will; - Create Unity assets; plane controller, car race system, fps template. - Make & release My Friend's Apartment. - Start work on Extraneum 2 👀💦

May you finish your indie game in 2026 🙏

Petition to create a new word for a place where art is completely absent; a "desart".

COMMISSION FOR @zoeydogy.com 🐕🚗💨

Y'know, I've never been a fan of fpga solutions, and I'll always prefer the real thing. That being said, it's only getting exponentially more difficult to get an original, and this here looks really good! Color me intrigued.

Shit, rest in peace Mike. I hardly knew you but your posts are all bangers. McDonalds should do this one for real to honor him.

Are you a pixel artist and still don't use Aseprite? Well it's on sale! Buy it! Buy it now!! You won't be disappointed. Fun fact: the art for Extraneum was made entirely with Aseprite. Textures, monsters, animations, etc. It's a joy to work with!

Public service announcement: Always make sure your direction vectors are normalized before using them. Otherwise, well... *goofy_yell.mp3*

Everything you need to know about final fantasy you can learn from the Simpsons

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If anyone suggests you make a Kickstarter for your indie game, maybe both watch this first. It was a hot mess before, but it ain't over yet, it seems. (I guess it's free to try at least, but don't spend too long making that campaign.)

It's ugly as sin, but at least it's functional. I'll wait until I'm better equipped before doing it again lol As a learning experience, it was awesome though.

Approaching 2026 with this energy.

The number one selling chocolate treat in all of Hyrule! (dumb shitpost I did to explain my joke that Ferrero Rochers would be called Farore Rochers in Zelda, couldn't let it go to waste lol)

Shirts that go hard db edition

Man, it sucks to do when all you have is a dremel, a hacksaw, and sandpaper. But that was the hard part, all that's left to do now is the edges so I can put it together like a jigsaw puzzle. Not gonna lie, I wish I had a proper workshop. It's super fun when you have the right tools!

Also worth noting; if you have broken electronics at home, it's basically free copper wire for your projects. Recycling is the gift that keeps on giving!

It's finally happening! I had to get some tools first (needed a drill and a soldering iron) and then I found out I could use the paddle pins to add two more buttons but I didn't want to risk blowing up my vic20 by doing something stupid so I had to learn electronics first. Well, now I'm ready 💪🔌💡

100% 👌 And yes I will try Mala Petaka, thank you.

Merry Chrysler 2025!! 🎅🎁🎄🍾🥂

I think I figured out what causes my executive paralysis, and how to be more productive despite my crippling adhd. Dealing w/ distractions. But I mean, any and all distractions. Even having Discord open makes me lose focus. But when I only have apps I need to work and nothing else, I'm productive.

Me, and half of my coworkers, have been laid off. I'm now looking for my next position as gameplay or tools programmer (remote, or relocating within Europe). More about me on my website: pauljoannon.com #gamejobs #gamedevjobs

Nailed it! As you can see, I'm a very skilled pilot. It wasn't too much trouble to migrate my code from Godot to Unity after all, thankfully. The hard part will be to polish it just right 👌

In 2025, if you're making an indie game, even a 10y old system can run it. If it can't, it's most likely because your engine has too much abstraction. For instance, if I try to run even an empty room made with UE on my old gtx 960, I get 10fps. The exact same app in Godot gives me 100+ fps.

It took me way longer than I'd like to admit to get that kind of suspension system working. Stupid quaternions. Obviously the stretching is exaggerated so we can see it better, but you get the idea. So yeah, that plane controller is coming along nicely. I'll work on it all Crimbus.

I know that I sound like a broken record, but I could REALLY use some financial help, so if you have a few bucks laying around, PLEASE consider buying my game, it would mean the world to me! s.team/a/1999140 Alternatively, if you need to hire a programmer, let me know! My DMs are open!

here’s the 60 Minutes CECOT segment, which is temporarily available in Canada you all know what to do

Reminder that my game's still on sale! It's fun! I promise! It's totally a reasonable investment to spend your hard earned money on it, and also you'll be helping a starving game dev who's having trouble making ends meet. Win-win!! store.steampowered.com/app/1999140/...

Sei lá gente... Comprem meu jogo store.steampowered.com/app/1555590/...

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

PSA: Our roadmap for 2026: