This was Buzz. He was on a diet for 7 years, in which time he regularly conned all the neighbours, and dined on garden takeaways to supplement the meagre food at home. Legend!

Good morning Bluesky. 📣‼️FRIDAY📣‼️FRIDAY‼️📣 Kent weather: cloudy, dry Mood: good Tiredness: 3/10! It's Friday! Whoop! It's been a rather long week. Uni moving day tomorrow for son so today I am batch cooking. Have a great day all of you, weekend incoming, hang in there! ☕️🍁🙂

Good morning Bluesky. Thursday Kent weather: sunny Mood: good Tiredness: 5/10 Friday Eve everybody! Weekend is shuffling into view. In other news, yesterday was the first day for 3 years that I didn't have to drive a diverted route to work and back. Shame it won't last. Have a good day! 🍁☕️🙂

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Good morning Bluesky. 🐪🐪🐪Wednesday🐪🐪🐪 Kent weather: bright Mood: OK Tiredness: 7/10 Could have stayed in bed forever this morning, so tired. Anyway, at least it's Hump Day. I assume nobody got Raptured yesterday so we all still have to go to work. Have a good one! 🍁🙂☕️

For anybody needing a laugh, search for the word 'rapture' and look at the posts. This is my favourite so far.

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Gonna turn out that Tylenol actually causes the Rapture

I'm up early this morning to prepare for the rapture. What time does it start? Is it early GMT or very late Kiribati time?

Good morning Bluesky. Tuesday Kent weather: dry, cool Mood: OK Tiredness: 6/10 Well it's not Monday so there's that. Slept OK but still tired, I think it's the whole getting up in the dark thing that's unhelpful here. Have a good day all of you wherever you are. 🍁☕️🙂

Good morning Bluesky from me & Beans! Hair colour went well & now Beans is the grey one. Slept well on the new mattress too. Special thanks to Beans this morning who came back in meowing & wouldn't stop until I got up so he could show me the (dead) mouse he dropped on the bedroom carpet. ☕️🙂🍁

My car was written off in an accident at 14.50 today. I reported it to the AA at c15.10. They said recovery would reach me at 17.30. They’ve just told me they won’t be here until 20.30. I’m alone on an industrial estate and the car won’t close. Livid does not begin to describe it. Shame on them.

I tried to interview Banksy about the latest cat sofa, but she's remained tight lipped .. #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #Proofofcat >>> craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4369...

Good morning Bluesky from me & Beans! New mattress last night which will take a while to get used to, you don't want to know how old the other one was 😬 Haircut & colour today so preparing for a marathon in the hairdresser. Hope you're all OK out there, have a great day! #Caturday 🍁☕️🙂

I've been calling a guy at work a 'weapon' for the last few months as I thought it was a term of endearment like you think someone is dangerously good at their job, he's reported me to HR.

Just in time for Halloween

Good morning Bluesky. 📣📣FRIDAY📣📣FRIDAY📣📣 Kent weather: warm,sunny Mood: great Tiredness: 3/10 It's FRIDAY! For those of you on the 'scheduled lie in', hang in there, it's coming! It's going to be pleasantly warm today too. Have a good day all. 🍁☕️🙂

Good morning Bluesky. Thursday Kent weather: dry, mild Mood: fair Tiredness: 5/10 Friday Eve everybody! Weekend has hobbled into sight. Don't forget we are all scheduled for a massive lay in! Hang in there... ☕️🍁🙂

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Good morning Bluesky. 🐪🐪Wednesday🐪🐪 Kent weather: dull, damp Mood: fair Tiredness: 6/10 Halfway. We are halfway. I'm quite tired today, I really need to stop waking at half 4. Hope you have a good day everybody 🍁☕️🙂

Good morning Bluesky. Tuesday Kent weather: mild, dry Mood: OK Tiredness: 5/10 Slept ok after last night's exhaustion. Am really looking forward to the end or the week! Have a good day all of you. 🍁☕️🙂

Not to be dramatic or anything but, I'm so tired I think I might die.

Good morning Bluesky. Monday Kent weather: windy Mood: meh Tiredness: 5/10 Oh it's Monday. Honestly, this is like getting up in the middle of the night. At least I slept through, although I was awake at half 4. Have a good day all of. Let's get it over with! 🍁☕️🙂

We really are so incredibly alike, aren't we? Except that we're asked to cope with technology, propaganda, fanaticism & ill-intent, jobs that require screens & sitting for hours. Artificial light. Engine fumes. Noise. Nothing we're made for. No wonder we're stressed. #GoodMorning, everyone

There's a Romanian Festival over my local country park. Wandered over to have a look. It's not a big affair, 20 or so stalls, all selling stuff, bouncy castle, ice cream van, you get the idea. Walked over to have a look. £15 entrance per person! Bought a coffee in Greggs & went for a walk instead.

Good morning Bluesky from me & Beans! It's a lovely sunny morning & today I will be doing absolutely nothing aside from lunch prep for the week. Will take son out for some driving practice later. My new short weeks start this week,oh the utter relief. Have a great day all of you! ☀️🙂☕️

Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up? TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.

Good morning Bluesky from me & Beans! Rain forecast for most of the day so I'm off to Ikea with a friend for a mooch about. Beams will be nesting on his bunk having already come in wet. Hope you all got some sleep last night. Enjoy your day whatever you're doing. #Caturday ☀️☕️🙂

#SpotTheScammer #SpotTheBot @carolmccall.bsky.social this is a bot. In November 2024, a vast number of bot accounts were opened, shortly after Trump won. This account is using AI to respond in generic fashion to posts & asking people to correspond privately - this is when the scam starts.

Good morning Bluesky. 😃FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY😃 Kent weather: rain later Mood: good Tiredness: 4/10 FRIDAY! YES! We are almost done for the week. Feels chilly out there today, proper Autumn weather. Have a good day all of you, just a few more hours and you're done. ☕️☀️🙂

#SpotTheScammer @mohamedalmasri0.bsky.social this POS is impersonating Palestinian journalist Mohamed Al Masri, using pics stolen from his verified Instagram account. "Private chats me to make your donations." www.instagram.com/mohamed.h.ma...

Good morning Bluesky. Thursday Kent weather: dry Mood: average Tiredness: 5/10 Friday Eve everybody! Weekend is shuffling into view. It seems to have been a rough week for sleeping so far. We are nearly there, one more early morning to do. Hang in there. Have a good day. ☕️🙂☀️

Good morning Bluesky. 🐪🐪🐪Wednesday🐪🐪🐪 Kent weather: rain apparently Mood: OK Tiredness: 6/10 Hump Day everybody. We are inching closer to the weekend. Supposed to rain later. Hope you all have a decent day ☀️🙂☕️🐪

Good morning Bluesky. Tuesday Kent weather: dry Mood: OK Tiredness: 6/10 It's not Monday which is a very good thing. Am quite tired today (no change there then). Hope your day passes smoothly and without drama. Have a good one! ☕️🙂☀️

Good morning Bluesky. Monday Kent weather: dry, warm Mood: resigned Tiredness: 5/10 Dear god, Monday comes around so fast. Off we go for another weekly of ridiculously early mornings. Have a good day all of you, let's get it over with. ☕️☀️🙂

Good morning Bluesky from me & Beans! Did work food prep yesterday as this afternoon will be taken up by a trip to the Motibility shop to look at recliner chairs for Mum. Got to be there at noon, please don't let it take too long.🙏 Have a good day all before we go again tomorrow. ☕️☀️🙂

Good morning Bluesky from me & Beans! Trip to the run shop yesterday was super helpful, rather than the trail shoes being the problem, it seems the walking trainers are not helpful (too soft). We shall see! Not much planned today which is nice. Have a great Saturday all of you! ☕️☀️🙂

I'm making a modern chaise long cat sofa in plain velvet... But I can't decide between an apple green or turquoise velvet. I'll probably use multi coloured buttons and cushions on it too. Which colour?

Update. There has now been, simultaneously, at least 10 bumble bees feasting amongst the honey bees. Been watching for about 20 minutes and there seems to be no inter-species rivalry whatsoever. The only friction seems to be between the honeybees themselves, probably ones from different hives. 🐝🐝🐝

Good morning Bluesky. 🎉🎉FRIDAY FRIDAY 🎉🎉 Kent weather: no rain! Mood: good Tiredness: 4/10 Off today so had a lay in! Friday really is the best day of the week. In a few hours you'll be heading home with no alarm to set for the morning. Hang in there people, nearly done. Have a good one! ☀️☕️🙂

Good morning Bluesky. Thursday........Friday Eve! Kent weather: rain Mood: fair Tiredness: 5/10 Friday Eve! This is very good. Weather looks much the same as yesterday. All of you back to school folk, you're almost done, hang in there! Have a great day all of you, weekend is coming! 🙂☀️☕️

Good morning Bluesky. Wednesday 🐪 🐪 🐪 Kent weather: rain 🌧 Mood: OK Tiredness: 6/10 Didn't sleep well. The step counter at work has been a revelation, no wonder I was tired when I got home. Anyway, Hump Day is here all downhill now, thank goodness. Have a good day all! ☀️☕️🙂

After spraying the zebra crossing at big Tesco, they moved onto the sea wall. 😂😂😂😂😂

Good morning Bluesky. Tuesday Kent weather: rain 🌧 Mood: fair Tiredness: 5/10 Slept better last night. Finally caved yesterday & booked a gait analysis at the running shop on Friday. Also managed to find a watch with a step counter & no Bluetooth for work, result! Have a good day all. ☀️☕️🙂

Storm Dave. Storm. Dave.

Good morning Blueskyers. How about a game of Facebook Local Group Bingo to start the week? Have a marvellous Monday everyone.

Good morning Bluesky. Monday Kent weather: rain,apparently Mood: meh Tiredness: 7/10 Back to getting up in the dark, I hate this. Anyway, off we go for another long week of slog. Weather is changing, rain forecast again today. Have a good Monday all of you. ☕️🙂☀️

So I wanted to do something to Take back the flag to show we are better than the racists we are united. I came up with a rubbish version and then the amazing @drhelenforte.bsky.social made what you see below. She is so talented ♥️ please share this far and wide #LoveNotHate #UnityThroughDiversity

Good morning Bluesky from me & Beans! A quiet day here. Did my work find prep yesterday so putting it together today will be fast. Foot injury has pretty much healed so going to test it out. If the rain holds off might do the painting, although my motivation for this has waned. Have a great day!