I have given so much money in application fees to the same playwrights lab that always rejects me and yet I keep doing it. am I in a findom situation

What's wrong with this guy

not seeing any nominations for Varang. they must giving her a special award on the night

the purpose of a first draft is to exist the purpose of a first draft is to exist the purpose of a first draft is to exist

watching The Rip on Netflix. Matt Damon just said, "you think I want to jack this rip?"

let me think* about it for a while *eat shredded cheese from the bag

in an attempt to rehabilitate the image of Regular Police, the state has created something they are calling Worse Police

[watching The World is Not Enough this evening] me: wait, are there *two* saw copters in this scene? Sonia: they mate for life

I wasn’t ready for Varang

The Night Monger: an enigmatic man is ensconced in the high-stakes world of black market cheese

[watching the new season of The Night Manager] ok but when’s he gonna night manage

Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump mentioned on The Pitt

and the lesser known sequel, “Dear Margaret, it’s Me, God. I’m Here!”

once again submitted a list to Fran Magazine to close out 2025

my whole city looks like this right now #calgary #yyc

TV shows gotta stop doing the in medias res opening and then going, ‘one month earlier’. same goes for cliffhanger followed by flashback episode

Who up forgetting they auld acquaintance

watching the robo dog demonstration at the science museum and imagining my dystopian death

Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.

the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. now is the time of monster zero ultra energy beverages

new Spielberg coming out on my birthday. good omens for 2026

“I gotta get a Handel on this Messiah!” -Whoever commissioned Handel’s Messiah

before, during, and after viewing, despite multiple explanations: “Why is he home alone?”

“No buddy, Kevin got left home alone, but his family still loves him”

weirdly, every year there are more and more of my friends plugging streaming Christmas specials that they were a part of

can’t wait to make my parents watch One Battle After Another this holiday season

the thing about my critic friends seeing the new Avatar today is that actually I want to see the new Avatar today

them: why are there only 19 days on your advent calendar? me: um

“It’s after eight somewhere” I mumble as I scarf mint patties

sorry I can’t make healthier choices right now, all my vices are load-bearing

where the hell are my earbuds. if I cannot listen to a movie podcast in one ear while doing dishes I will go insane

so many movies are shot in Alberta, but I can’t think of a well-known one set here except the ‘Wolverine is experimented on at a remote facility’ parts of X-Men 1 and 2

“Fake news” says Thane of Cawdor about reports of Burnham Wood come to Dunsinane

Is the Hamburglar working against the interests of McDonalds or is he in league with them? I'm not at all clear on this.

Now You See Me Now Two See Me Now You Three Me Now Two Three Me Four

Dog Man Hit Man Wolf Man Superman Roof Man Chainsaw Man Running Man Wake Up Dead Man a lotta man movies this year

me when I’m given a task

my child watched The Incredibles and loved it so much he took the DVD case to his room at bedtime

some of the bleakest shit ever

Les Miserables because it has Javert in it

lfg

when I unswaddle my baby he puts his clenched fists in the air like Superman he knows he about to fly

my son’s new favorite show is a Paw Patrol screensaver where the pups sleep in front of a fire. this daring piece of anti-narrative has added a measure of calm to our household

My last word on the matter

you see, in my updated version of Dickens’ classic tale, at the beginning of the play, Scrooge doesn’t believe there should be women in STEM

heard that Zohran is going to reopen Videology???

Zohran was making me feel bad about my accomplishments but then I remembered that I too became NYC mayor at 34. sorry again for my brief and corrupt administration

*gritting my teeth* one Pepsi Zero Sugar please...

we now go live to Debra Messing