teleport me to god’s country

he who goes beast mode gets rid of the pain of not going beast mode

Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

thank god it’s Pitt day

okay I’m interested

parenting mood: eating a fistful of mini eggs when no one is looking

Everybody's asking

Dr.Robby: you think the glue from the wedding envelopes caused this?

reading Howard’s End

like the bags of old mcdonalds toys they sell at value village, I too contain multitudes

“doing great!” I say, walking around fwapping ham slices onto flat surfaces

well, I watched Picnic at Hanging Rock right before bed. pretty cool how this will not give me weird, unsettling dreams

I write in a coffee shop with mediocre food, and decor that remains unchanged since 1996. for whatever reason, this is my creative happy place

hatching a plan to see Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie as many times as I can while still in theatres

Great read. Great movie.

[putting my son to bed] Him: Daddy, what if you pulled all the needles off of a cactus? Me: uh Him: [snoring]

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

what do you mean, Nite Sprite? does this mean I’ve been drinking day Sprite this whole time?? Folks,

starting to get ready for the Oscars party. themed dish ideas include: -One Bottle After Another (Modelos) -Dinners (?) -Minestrone Souperman -Aunt Gladys’ Weaponzu Sauce -Avatar: Fire & Hashbrowns -Honeybaked Hamnet -Franks-in-Stein (hot dogs in beer mug)

Sentimental Value getting Chris Ware cover art is so cool

embarrassing how much I needed this

son is magic school bus pilled. won’t stop telling me about the exploits of “the frizz”

Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are

I have given so much money in application fees to the same playwrights lab that always rejects me and yet I keep doing it. am I in a findom situation

What's wrong with this guy

not seeing any nominations for Varang. they must giving her a special award on the night

the purpose of a first draft is to exist the purpose of a first draft is to exist the purpose of a first draft is to exist

watching The Rip on Netflix. Matt Damon just said, "you think I want to jack this rip?"

let me think* about it for a while *eat shredded cheese from the bag

in an attempt to rehabilitate the image of Regular Police, the state has created something they are calling Worse Police

[watching The World is Not Enough this evening] me: wait, are there *two* saw copters in this scene? Sonia: they mate for life

I wasn’t ready for Varang

The Night Monger: an enigmatic man is ensconced in the high-stakes world of black market cheese

[watching the new season of The Night Manager] ok but when’s he gonna night manage

Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump mentioned on The Pitt

and the lesser known sequel, “Dear Margaret, it’s Me, God. I’m Here!”

once again submitted a list to Fran Magazine to close out 2025

my whole city looks like this right now #calgary #yyc

TV shows gotta stop doing the in medias res opening and then going, ‘one month earlier’. same goes for cliffhanger followed by flashback episode

Who up forgetting they auld acquaintance

watching the robo dog demonstration at the science museum and imagining my dystopian death

Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.

the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. now is the time of monster zero ultra energy beverages

new Spielberg coming out on my birthday. good omens for 2026

“I gotta get a Handel on this Messiah!” -Whoever commissioned Handel’s Messiah

before, during, and after viewing, despite multiple explanations: “Why is he home alone?”

“No buddy, Kevin got left home alone, but his family still loves him”

weirdly, every year there are more and more of my friends plugging streaming Christmas specials that they were a part of

can’t wait to make my parents watch One Battle After Another this holiday season