Matthew Elliot π
@matttbastard.bsky.social
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oh no we skeetin
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choose your fighter
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...it's pretty functional. I guess.
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yeah
5 months ago
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briefly popping in to share my foul mood with this web site (you're welcome)
7 months ago
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The Cola Corporation
7 months ago
Spring has arrived πͺ First drop of new season Tonight Get on the list π
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Ahhhhh
7 months ago
Productivity hack: make a list of things to do and do them
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for fucks sake not again (yes I want my comfort nazi slop site back no offense to The Elders etc)
8 months ago
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so uh antifa
#metoo
amirite?
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8 months ago
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Twitter going down on a Monday morning is totally a recession indicator
8 months ago
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anybody can interact but only real ones will actually engage
8 months ago
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Papa Fa-Ghoul
8 months ago
Angels are just ghosts who look like dorks
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I WAS gonna vaguely emo post about some tedious self inflicted minutia as a dumb cope slash cry for help but nah fuck it im entering my containment and unhealthy suppression era π
8 months ago
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π€π€π€
8 months ago
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Themperor KennedyπΈπ³οΈβπ
8 months ago
outside I was "lol, lmao" but inside I was anything but lol, lmao
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ok enough of that rot have some rabbit in da snow
9 months ago
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good God it's so 2018 here
9 months ago
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Chad Loder
9 months ago
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Chad Loder
9 months ago
a whole year!
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Chad Loder
9 months ago
more? πππ
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Chad Loder
9 months ago
lmfao we can keep going all day you little fucking rat
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Chad Loder
9 months ago
since yall asked. this tweet was 4 days after a neo-Nazi murdered an antifascist activist, Heather Heyer, in Charlottesville
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Ed Boooooo-mila
9 months ago
No one has tried this before, let's see how it plays out.
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today really fucking sucks
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Scary Gretchen Felker-Martin π
9 months ago
god remember when that critic was like "ALIEN can't be horror, because it's in space"
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Michael
9 months ago
look at my opposition party, dawg. i'm going to the camps
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Ahhhhh
9 months ago
The office of personnel management sent out a mass email to everyone in the federal government and everyone is reporting it because it looks fake as hell
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sir
10 months ago
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incredible things are happening on Twitter dot com
10 months ago
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
10 months ago
Sheryl Crow voice: if you wonβt then I would understaaaaand, are you stroooong enough to eat my haaaammm
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guy who logs onto bsky just to watch Bill Pencil shit his pants on main (redux)
10 months ago
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sorry my posts have been so aggressively mid lately in my defense i am depressed and perpetually overwhelmed π
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merry xmas to all esp those very special someones who have ghosted me over the years ππΎπ₯°
10 months ago
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tag yourself I'm Survival skills
10 months ago
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Local Concerned Citizen
11 months ago
Mods are asleep. Reverse Centaur time.
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moonshine in a baby bottle call that child endangerment
11 months ago
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moody is as moody does
11 months ago
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lauren
11 months ago
personally i don't believe social media is real life so i will continue to use this primarily to write dumb jokes and post about my lunch
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sPine tingling Cellar π
11 months ago
Well I see that someone hasnβt played Dragon Age
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