choose your fighter

...it's pretty functional. I guess.

yeah

briefly popping in to share my foul mood with this web site (you're welcome)

Spring has arrived 🔪 First drop of new season Tonight Get on the list 👇 bit.ly/cola-email

Productivity hack: make a list of things to do and do them

for fucks sake not again (yes I want my comfort nazi slop site back no offense to The Elders etc)

so uh antifa #metoo amirite?

Twitter going down on a Monday morning is totally a recession indicator

anybody can interact but only real ones will actually engage

Angels are just ghosts who look like dorks

I WAS gonna vaguely emo post about some tedious self inflicted minutia as a dumb cope slash cry for help but nah fuck it im entering my containment and unhealthy suppression era 😎

😤😤😤

outside I was "lol, lmao" but inside I was anything but lol, lmao

ok enough of that rot have some rabbit in da snow

good God it's so 2018 here

a whole year!

more? 🐀🐀🐀

lmfao we can keep going all day you little fucking rat

since yall asked. this tweet was 4 days after a neo-Nazi murdered an antifascist activist, Heather Heyer, in Charlottesville

No one has tried this before, let's see how it plays out.

today really fucking sucks

god remember when that critic was like "ALIEN can't be horror, because it's in space"

look at my opposition party, dawg. i'm going to the camps

The office of personnel management sent out a mass email to everyone in the federal government and everyone is reporting it because it looks fake as hell

sir

😌

incredible things are happening on Twitter dot com

Sheryl Crow voice: if you won’t then I would understaaaaand, are you stroooong enough to eat my haaaammm

guy who logs onto bsky just to watch Bill Pencil shit his pants on main (redux)

sorry my posts have been so aggressively mid lately in my defense i am depressed and perpetually overwhelmed 😌

merry xmas to all esp those very special someones who have ghosted me over the years 🙏🏾🥰

tag yourself I'm Survival skills

Mods are asleep. Reverse Centaur time.

moonshine in a baby bottle call that child endangerment

moody is as moody does

personally i don't believe social media is real life so i will continue to use this primarily to write dumb jokes and post about my lunch

Well I see that someone hasn’t played Dragon Age