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everybody is horny and nobody is beautiful :(

Instead of saying good morning when I wake up next to my boyfriend I am going to start saying "we're so back" and see how long it is until he pushes me out of the window

Had a dream about a TV series called Gang Girls Pierrot, featuring yassified clown girls on motorbikes. Could be a winner if someone wants to get me in touch with a network or streaming service

It's so funny watching shounen anime because after a certain point (about ten episodes) each fight scene just becomes an argument about who understands the T&Cs of whatever nonsense magical system it has in play

his detective what

It's so interesting to see people who have never been exposed to Hollywood's visual grammar reacting to and discussing it with wit and honesty

wow gamers are gonna go wild for DLSS 5

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they blew it up because the rape crisis network an example of how services could be delivered in a trans-inclusive way, and completely undermined their scaremongering around the GRR

Scotland’s rape crisis network was, under increasing difficulty financial circumstances, offering support to survivors in a way that was inclusive of both trans survivors and staff, and people like Susan Dalgety blew it all up

If we want to end this RAM crisis sooner, someone has to get Trump into PC gaming

BURN THE DATA CENTRES except for the ones that house all the social media shit I'm horribly dependent upon, please keep those safe I don't mind that they're morally repugnant I've grown completely unable to function without them. Also youtube keep that, don't burn that

As much as I enjoyed a lot of Clair Obscur, it has the stink of Unreal Asset Flip all over it, even if it is a very high quality one.

Watched that Mario movie Nintendo Direct and the biggest shocker was Anya Taylor-Joy's Scottish accent????????

I think the reason I find gacha games so abhorrent (and a lot of f2p games as well), is how they reveal which aspects of a videogame are purely there as capture devices to knead your brain into a soft fondant. Like finding out you all the books you enjoy are coated with meth.

Thought this was a bit and was waiting for the punchline for the whole video. Still sort of waiting

It's so bizarre that these games get massive funding for their development, but if they don't become an overnight success they're taken out the back and shot www.eurogamer.net/highguard-wi...

Isn't this literally a 30 Rock bit

JK Rowling go on Red Scare

Why can't they make a game about being a dog or a fox or whatever without it being a vacuous meditation on grief or loss? Why can't I just be a little dog running around doing things, is that too fun? Does it need to be leavened with a dead grandma? Does it always have to be a metaphor?

Hope the new games give Pokemon fans what they loudly and obviously crave: cute little creatures that start off looking like their favourite pets that eventually evolve into something they can jack off to

Dramatique

Joe pointed out that Starfleet Academy looks like an airport duty free and it really does have that soulless shiny brittle plastic vibe

oh hey that's a start oh wait hang on hrrrrk nooo hrrrrrrrkkkkkk

Maybe not quite exact... But it's recognisably the Excavation Site music from when you first get control of your dragon. Hopefully will sound less horrible soon.

Nintendo will really reveal a game sequel that people have been waiting for decades to see, and the trailer will have a voiceover that says things like "players can look up AND down to find secrets" or "you can read words and sentences to discover the immersive story"

kawaiikochan.tumblr.com/post/7162320... Hi, it's Kawaiikochans. As for previous "Maji-chan is streaming" comics, they had existed. Do you know the various elf gamesoft? It's "Comics."

If you liked Fallout 💖 Then you might like Threads 🥰

René Magritte, La belle captive, c.1950

Lmao

Thought I'd run this on Foundry VTT. Should be fun! Just as soon as I get through the few hundred pages of documentation.

On a rail: baby shoe, presumably worn

So excited that my hyperfixation is BACK (new series of Evangelion incoming)

We invented the Internet to work remotely. Then developed all the tools we might need. Then had a world historical event prove that remote work was effective and necessary.

Rip to the last guy that new how to make a console look fucking cool

Still a lot to do but it's cute to see all the Panzer Dragoon models again

"im vibe coding"

If y'all want to get your sci-fi groove on without having to buy into a streaming service... cordcuttersnews.com/babylon-5-is...

At the cinema. Girl pulled her phone out as the film started and took a photo. With the flash on. What the fuck lol

spectacular auto-generated subtitles on the new Hellraiser game trailer

Join a union.

Love the replies to this that are like "okay, but what about me? I'm a loser. Am I a loser?"