So excited that my hyperfixation is BACK (new series of Evangelion incoming)

We invented the Internet to work remotely. Then developed all the tools we might need. Then had a world historical event prove that remote work was effective and necessary.

Rip to the last guy that new how to make a console look fucking cool

Still a lot to do but it's cute to see all the Panzer Dragoon models again

"im vibe coding"

If y'all want to get your sci-fi groove on without having to buy into a streaming service... cordcuttersnews.com/babylon-5-is...

At the cinema. Girl pulled her phone out as the film started and took a photo. With the flash on. What the fuck lol

spectacular auto-generated subtitles on the new Hellraiser game trailer

Join a union.

Love the replies to this that are like "okay, but what about me? I'm a loser. Am I a loser?"

I remember being obsessed with the fake internet UI in Front Mission 3, all the way back in 2000. I remember thinking "fuck YES, this is what the Internet should be like!!!" and I STILL do, not this fucking infinite slurry hose blasting into your face that we have instead

"The Pitt" does sound like the name of an armpit-themed gay bar that hosts cumdump events and is based in the gay anal sex district of Pittsburgh

if one more fat straight bearded boy pushes grumpily past me at the ERASERHEAD XIU XIU gig I'm going to cum

I do think the best way to organise your plants is in chronological border

cute double exposure

Going to a club tonight. Thinking about how weird they are conceptually. There is no good time in your life for clubbing. They are for children who want to feel like adults, or old people who want to feel like children. Both groups can achieve these respective yearnings by staying home and wanking

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

i. am. a mayfair witch. I AM. A MAYFAIR WITCH. I AM I AM A MAYFAIR WITCH DR HAHN I AM

For whoever needs to hear this: Q-Anon is the pig monster. Q-Anondorf is the hunky wizard.

OK my interest in Highguard has gone from zero to a little bit above zero

Return to Silent Hill is, without a single doubt, the best piece of Silent Hill media that exists. I could tell it was going to be from the first scene, where James swerves his speeding convertible into Silent Hill smoking a fat fucking doobie

Can't wait to read the new Kazushige Nojima ff7 novelisation, Final Fantasy VII Bristolian Fringe Anecdote: On Our Way To A Stool Chart. I hear it gives us real insights into the consistency and texture of all the main characters' bowel movements

Return to Silent Hill is, without a single doubt, the best piece of Silent Hill media that exists. I could tell it was going to be from the first scene, where James swerves his speeding convertible into Silent Hill smoking a fat fucking doobie

Can't wait to read the new Kazushige Nojima ff7 novelisation, Final Fantasy VII Bristolian Fringe Anecdote: On Our Way To A Stool Chart. I hear it gives us real insights into the consistency and texture of all the main characters' bowel movements

it's pretty average really but thank you sir

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Very funny that the Masters of the Universe live action movie trailer looks exactly like one of those awful AI generated concept videos that are filling up every crevice of youtube like digital asbestos

Castlevania Nocturne but Alucard knows speedrun strats 🦇 ------ Script/Editing/Alucard VA - Me! #Castlevania #CastlevaniaNocturne #SymphonyoftheNight #Alucard

Aww, they even put Bear Pride in there. Thanks QEUH I feel so seen.

counting down the days until the next heartslop event

BUT IN THE ENDDDDD IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRRRRRR

The ground zero guy for hecking doggo social media gaming is talking like this now

Imagine being tested for a concussion and being asked who the current prime minister is. Imagine the panic where you think you might have brain damage because there's just this sucking, charismaless hole where your brain stores the semantic concept of "current prime minister"

do not talk to me or my triangle again

Remember when people would earnestly post things like this on their social media? Now they just get an AI to do cringe for them smh

Does anyone know if Hamnet has a post-credits sequence? I can't find anything online and I need to be out of the cinema pretty sharp to make my tattoo appointment. I'm getting Paul Mescal's arse tattooed on my chest

the original tweet this video is from was deleted so I'm posting it here for posterity

Undertaker got a "mourning her husband" set of dormant powers

reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti

lollll

Joe got me a record player for Christmas and I'm very excited to get things that seem entirely inappropriate on vinyl

Watching "The Gorge" and it's very depressing about the state of games that I keep thinking "this would've been a fun game but it's an awful movie"because apparently I'm fine suffering through this level of pish if I get to press some buttons sometimes

Went to see The Housemaid and now I want to rewatch Lizzie and Sarah