Grindcorm

Uranium glass condoms

Literally every girl is my beautiful sweet angel girl (no homo)

I don't do Whamageddon for the same reason I don't do No Nut November

In a world of 3D printed fast food, 10 second cigarette ads on the kids' tablets and AI generated news headlines that only lead to online gambling sites, it's nice to turn off the lights and listen to Morton Feldman's late really long works.

Hausu Avocado

My life is like that Owl City song about woah oh woah oh oh it's always a good time. Except the opposite

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yes, it's that marvel of the arctic; the wonderful snowshoe hare!

coyote

One night in Zootopia and the world's your oyster

My name is Lohengrin and I'm here to say-- ah, shit

Paul Thomas Clamderson

Talked about my work in audiobooks with a family member and just found out that he asked my sister if she knows who “Charles Tingle” is

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: - Kmoy (with Mega Infinity, Indica In Decay, and Subtle Places) - Kmoy (with Indica In Decay and Bent) - Kmoy (with Indica In Decay, Tall Bois, and MJ Bones) - Kmoy (with TJ & the Campers and the Northaven) - Kmoy (with Hub City Stompers)

Post something random or you'll have an awful December (or both if you want)

The Complete Solo Piano Works Of Deez Nuts

tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna

The beautiful thing about grilling is that it's such a simple method to apply heat to food. It's a box of fire with a screen on top, you put the food on the screen above the fire and the fire makes the food hot. Of course AI thinks they can improve on this by complicating it

yogurt is cheesed to see you

Hell ye

I liked their early stuff better

John Fetterman's BOMBS: A History of American Military Intervention In the Middle East and Vice Versa, by Tommy Blacksox

reflecting on every decision i made in life that lead me here

They line up perfectly.

tl;dr I ate "Japanese style egg salad sandwich with fluffy milk bread" from 7-11 and it gave me psychedelic nightmare shits forever, which I captured in real time. Do not read this

This turned to be my subconscious trying to process three weeks of gas station food as my majority source of sustenance. Three hours later I woke up with gas, bloating, cramping, and bowel movements that defied traditional categorization

🎶Flowers on my dick 🪗And bees all around

See, it's not the stuff I thought was current being seen as classic/vintage/retro that makes me feel old. It's the stuff I thought was newfangled when it arrived being seen as classic/vintage/retro that really hurts. beach that makes you old.djiff

I love shitting I love farting Sorrow is Such sweet sweet parting

Tbh I don't see "trans people" as a "political issue." It's basic human rights and it's non negotiable.

Broken Social Anxiety Disorder

The Ex featuring the XX covering YYZ

My most woke opinion is: I'm sleepy

"Protect your PIN?" How about you protect my fuckin balls in your mouth

in another life i want to be a breath of wind

🚨SCOOP: ICE List Identifies Agent Who Beat Woman at 26 Federal Plaza ICE refused to name the officer who attacked an immigrant mother in broad daylight. Now we know his name is Victor Mojica. migrantinsider.com/p/scoop-ice-...

Y'all probably about to start hearing that all Lebanese are Hamas, fyi