If I were rich I'd become a movie producer and try to find the least wanted sequel possible and spend so much on marketing that it becomes a hit

#23 - Fender Jazz Bass

I have an idea for a horror movie: it's a Bop-It, but it kills you

If democrats are happy with "vote blue no matter who," then all the talk about picking a moderate candidate is pointless. If you think a Marxist should vote for Newsom but you, a center right milquetoast liberal, won't vote for Che Guevara with a donkey lapel pin, who's really not the team player?

FFS just #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles …. Protecting the “Pedophiles” 😡

Tired: go ahead punk make my day Wired: hasta la vista baby Inspired:

Very beside the point, but most atheists were raised in religious households, and saw hypocrisy or bigotry firsthand. They know what goes on in houses of worship, without the scales of mass hypnosis and group frenzy over their eyes.

I think we should have prayer in schools, but only prayers to Marduk.

Has anyone pointed out the word "skeet" from Manx Gaelic? I know there was a minority trying to change the name of a BlueSky post so as not to resemble a slang term for ejaculation but the Manx term predates that by hundreds of years.

I don't have depression actually, my body just needs 56 hours between work shifts or else I get so tired I yearn for the void

I had a dream that my right thumbnail was too long. It was a source of stress for me, because I had just cut my nails the other day. I wish my brain would just tell me directly what the matter is.

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

If you haven't read the unabridged version of Moby Dick, this is in it. Make time for the classics.

Genitallica

Imagine a doctor told you that you were dying and you were like "my kids are going to grow up without a father 😭" and your wife tries to console you by saying "no, honey, that's not true"

I regret that I have but one etc

I had better see a record number of reposts on this.

My new band is called Rad Belligion

Someone in the music scene posted (on FB obviously) that nobody really believes ACAB and that obviously some policing is necessary for a civilized society, and fam, in less than 30 minutes I had ordered three books on police abolition

if this gets 1k likes i’ll actually make it

frame worthy [alt text: ICE agent lying on his back on ice after he fell]

"Outback Steakhouse: No Rules, Just Right" replaced an earlier slogan, "Outback Steakhouse: Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law"

In American science fiction movie Se7en, Brad Pitt is a cop who gets in trouble for shooting an unarmed civilian, even though the civilian had broken the law

Here we are, ten years later. Do you remember where you were when J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen?

I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it

Happy birthday (the 12th) to everyone's favorite, Morton Feldman!

My TV fell on me and bruised my kidney, call that Jean Cloid Van Damme

ICE Agent Who Shot Renee Nicole Good Identified as Jonathan Ross theintercept.com/2026/01/08/i...

Pisszilla

Freakachu

goose horse

i would like to be friends with the goose horse

Microsoft's CEO Nadella is right that AI is like a multiplier for your mind—it's just that the multiplier is 0.7

hmmm. bnugny

Banned for life from all Meta products because Mark Zuckerberg is jealous of my colossal tits (natural)

A Winged Purchase Order For the Sullen

Struggling to stand upright in the New Year. UGGGGHHHH. But I continue, making new Snake'N'Bacon for my Patreon...

Leakers do what governments won't.

I’ll be watching this 5,000 times

You hear that? "Maybe everybody needs to cool down maybe." That's good horse sense.

She's just like me frfr

Requiem For a Dream, 2000

In this life, each of us has our own pants to shit

This song changed me forever the first time I heard it as a 16 year old.

period details such as Gothic arches are crucial in a fortress designed for the discerning cat

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away

Starting shit at the family event by signing the secret engagement card with "I don't like her! -Tom"