Skinwalker, Texas Ranger

Love nodding off at work 15 minutes after finishing an ergy drink

youtu.be/j3UwEtwVKKI?... Here's a tune for when the depression and the exhaustion blend together, you're welcome

Any mushroom is edible. Some mushrooms are only edible once.

Post your getaway vehicle

sNew Album Snunday: Rootless' Things We Can't Say About Ourselves, coughed forth via the legendary @iheartnoise.bandcamp.com records. iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/album/ihn016...

Respect to Colorado, for having great beer and early legal weed with the thinnest air in the country.

What if Trump went to do his weird handshake with Xi but Xi pulled himself right up to Trump and kissed him, gently yet firmly, on the mouth

no bills, no emails, no prospects

we all know this classic way

Porn use is not weird. Porn use is not "wrong". Porn use is not cheating. Porn use is not automatically indicative of an addiction. Porn use is no one else's business but yours (not even your partner's because they do not own your body). Porn is a tool. That is all. Handle your insecurity.

Britney Spiritbox

Ladies, if you're looking for a man who will respect you for owning a house and never complain about you taking care of them financially, and is also just a little bit gay, I'm available

This had the effect of getting "Black Cow" by Steely Dan stuck in my head, so at least the day isn't a total wash

Slungus

Make a band out of two others? Captain Beefheart Attack Man

Harvey Ballsdanger

youtu.be/QrPJaDBwkxc?... While I have this in my clipboard. Good chune. They played a couple shows recently but the tickets were nostalgia priced so I saw some drunk 19 year olds in a pool hall basement instead

Living in NH is funny because coworkers say "oh that part of Manchester is dangerous" and I tell them "you only think that because that's where the immigrants live" and they give me this Look

Costceau Twins

They're making a Glup Shitto movie

Apologies if you're a stranger and I've snapped and spewed anti-american or anti-capitalist screeds onto your timeline today. Like many folks out there, I'm having a Real One. Feel free to block or ignore. Your friend, Slambuca Ornithopter IV

I keep seeing people saying which states are "good vs bad" for equal rights and treatment of their Black population. All the states are part of the same country that coded enslavement and genocide into its declaration of independence and its constitution. None of the states are "safe."

Me, at the grocery store self checkout, zooted on Delta 8 and corticosteroids: is it, though? Is a purchase ever *truly* complete?

A CD marketed as "meditative percussion" This would probably not work on percussionists

Riyl Dragstrip Courage, the Tisburys, the Jayhawks, Dear Leader, Doug Hopkins era Gin Blossoms, Alex Chilton's country album, Drive By Truckers if they were the villain in a salsa commercial, John Mellencamp if he drank and huffed Krylon under too many piers as a kid, the most Dad Rock Wilco songs

I wasn't in the mood for rock music, but this hooked me within 15 seconds. And I mean hooked, like top 20 albums of all time already.

Last night I was thinking about analogous events in my life (the most important life, natch) to biblical plagues. Besides the COVID, Avian flu, swine flu, hantavirus, EEE, and Lyme outbreaks, we've had a plague of squirrels recently, and as a kid we had spongy moths one year, Asian beetles,

Antifa Fat Gay Kids Squadron commander

Jack Dorso:

the wisdom of dog

Jump scared by the n-word in a Robert Lowell poem from 1946

RIP Jane Fonda's third ex husband

I don't think this will reach the audience who needs to hear it, but: If an older man tells you you're an "old soul," he's laying the groundwork for fucking a child. Get out of there fast.

Video: prehensile-tailed porcupine having a snack while watching her porcupette YAWN on a perch mere inches away. The younger rodent is super sleepy. [Keeper Danielle | Fort Worth Zoo]

I made tacos for my dog once

Mark's post here reminded of @natalieweiner.bsky.social 's The 1959 Project. It's a trreasure trove of info. Her post about this date can be found here: the1959project.com/post/1846714...

MOX TAX! SHE IS DA NIGHT.

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

💖 cats just wanna have fun 💛💙🩷🤎 #caturday 💛💚🩷💜

“Allwch chi ddim parcio yno, boyo”

SHAFT

Sonja and Masha and Vanya and Glup Shitto

He acts stupid but he has an innate understanding of the pressure points of the human body until you take him for his morning walk

Mega Man II The Adventure of Link

Pitching my Broadway musical You're a Good Man, Charles Bronson

Who up glupping they shitto

THEY PAY ME IN JUMPIN WOIMS