It's that time of year! 🎄🎁🎆 The absolute dvmbest tweets of 2025 are here and ready for your votes, so pick your fav from the post in the comments. This will be the first of 3 semifinal rounds and the top 4 will move on to the x-mas day final! Enjoy the stupidity, friends!

It's that time of year! 🎄🎁🎆 The absolute dvmbest tweets of 2025 are here and ready for your votes, so pick your fav from the post in the comments. This will be the first of 3 semifinal rounds and the top 4 will move on to the x-mas day final! Enjoy the stupidity, friends!

Maybe don't put a convicted felon in charge of running the government...

KatNuss @Katnuss72 Replying to @dumfukdetector.bsky.social Hard to fix stupid.

Lesson for the ages.

Calling AG's, let your outrage be heard. For all the lies, stupidity, corporate greed & crimes on humanity. There's only one place these 2 Buffoons belong. This is Actionable Resistance! Dial in ☎️ limewire.com/d/f118f0de-4...

@dumfukdetector.bsky.social remember our convo?

Hilarious response 🤣🤣 @dumfukdetector.bsky.social

apnews.com/article/elon... In case y'all weren't clear as to how disgusting these fvckers are....

Peeps in the Surprise Arizona area. Missing 14yo. Last seen intersections of Waddell and Verde Vista. If seen please call the Surprise AZ PD.

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Self own of the day 🏅

On this Transgender Day of Remembrance, I’m reminded that many in our various communities feel scared, fearful &/or vulnerable right now. I also know many don’t trust police & for good reason Please screenshot or save these resources who are there to help & DO NOT involve police You are not alone🫂

@dumfukdetector.bsky.social Accurate

MAGA!!! Read Very S L O W L Y:

Meanwhile, over on Twitter...

The difference between Republicans & Democrats

Yay!

Clearly I had Anne's number mixed up with @pastoralexlove.bsky.social . My mistake🙏😬

I choose... 💙💜💚

Good morning and some Monday inspirations for your hustle 🤣😂☕️

Should be right up his alley

I’m at big fan of @johnfeal9117.bsky.social who is a total rock star. Others you need to meet are @benthedem.bsky.social and @dumfukdetector.bsky.social Truly good souls. I’m retired from the fire service. Come follow me if you’re a cancer warrior or just for fun.

@annethedragqueen.bsky.social is this you???

MY MITTEN MAAAAAMNNNNN!!!

I woke up this morning and basically everyone has left twitter, so it's essentially a dark magat echo chamber now?

Hey friends, I started this on the advice of @doomscroling.bsky.social so nobody would steal my name, so let's all thank her for her wisdom and foresight 🤓🥰. I'll follow everyone back when I return in January 😎💖