My pup just crossed over the rainbow bridge. She fought till the last moment. I’m going to miss that old girl. I’m broken. Gutted.

I already called his work and told them they hire horrible people.

An entire sleeve of Thin Mints counts as lunch, right?

Do they do balloons around here for your birthday? 🎁

Looks like they’re really uncovering waste and fraud. Lmao.

I think all dressed chips are probably my favorite potato chips ever.

@bigmike123456.bsky.social that’s never going to happen, Ivan.

Trump is a moron.

I’m excited building my friend count over here. It’s like an awakening. Keep it coming, it’s like a shot of adrenaline.

Dinner anyone? It’s been a long time! What’s on your plate tonight?

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It’s a long way from the esophagus to the ovaries.

Just the way mom taught me.

Can anyone tell me what comes after death?

If you ever ask what my comfort food is, it’s this.

Hey guys! I’ve started something new. My new Substack… Go check it out! jimacosta.substack.com/p/hold-on-to...

Made fried green tomatoes for lunch.

“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.” “Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.” “Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.” “‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us” Pause. “I needed to make a statement.”

I can tell you there’s no such thing as a sensual hog.

Look everyone! I’m a misgendering Nazi now! Lmao.

I guess we’re all wrong, huh, Megan?

Where’s all the Leftists screaming about this?

Apparently, it’s my job to educate people who refuse to do it themselves.

Correct.

What’s for dinner at your place?

Always use mayonnaise for your grilled cheese.

Now if his rockets could be as high as he is.

I see they got rid of the brown dude from DOGE. I wonder how that happened? 🤣

It’s a balmy 39° here in my neck of the woods. I’m outside in a T-shirt and smoking a joint. What’s for dinner?

American Primeval is fucking insane. Brutal and beautiful.

What I meant to say is that Infectious Grooves is one of the greatest supergroups out there.

Looks like Leon is a bit miffed.

Pasta Pescatore for lunch. Haven’t had this in a long time.

French fries done in lard.

Yes, it’s true: Snopes confirms that RFK Jr was indeed a heroin addict from his teenage years into adulthood. x.com/snopes/statu...

Lmao.

Welcome and hello to all my new friends! I’m glad to have you along for the ride. Some of you I know already and some are fresh faces. I appreciate the follow and I hope we can make this place the best possible!

If this guy wasn’t on your mix tape at 13, you weren’t living life.

Was I the only one eating leftovers?

I’m a huge Rammstein fan and this song makes me happy. music.apple.com/us/music-vid...

My youngest son brought me a Cinnabon. That’s why he’s the favorite.

Good morning folks. How’s your Sunday morning going?

Lmao!

What’s for dinner?!

Looks like I’ll be working a partial day on Christmas. 😒

What’re you having for dinner? Me? I brought a cheeseburger home from work. One of the perks of doing orientation for the new folks.