Ermagherd 😬

First Wham! of the season at work earlier 👀. Bit too early for Whamageddon, innit? 🤔

I can only hope their apoplexy manifests in even more utterly deluded and unhinged headlines that further reveals their no holds barred devotion, support and loyalty to the continued hoarding of the money and wealth of their super rich sponsors. There I’ve said it.

The Torygraph isn't taking it too well 🤪

Zohran Mamdani Wins, Brings Fight to Trump

As the Huntingdon train hero is named as Samir Zitouni, our thoughts and prayers are with all right wing racist fuckwits at this difficult time.

Is this the closest the flag shaggers are going to get to an existential crisis? 🙃 www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

URGENT: 6 WEEKS LEFT - We're 743 signatures away from forcing a Government response The UK Government is rolling out freeports and free zones nationwide with billions in taxpayer money, yet operates with an alarming lack of transparency. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...

Do not under any circumstances mention that the Royal British Legion sells a Pride Poppy... you will never get the mess off the walls when she spontaneously explodes. www.poppyshop.org.uk/products/pri...

Best treat of the night. #HappierHAMILLWEEN 🎃 😋

Another one buggers off. Isn't it time to bin the #Brexit bollocks? www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...

True that. 😂👍🏻

Proving Fartrage and his bunch of grifters are gaslighting the terminally stupid Deform voters. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

How about doing his actual fucking job and not being the pettiest, small minded bitch on the planet?

Trump has turned the "about" section of the White House website into his own personal Snark sub Reddit

All he knows how to do is destroy.

"Destruction of federal property is a federal crime-18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines it as willfully injuring or committing any depredation of U.S. gov't property-Damage exceeding $1k is a felony w/ a fine-up to 10 yrs in prison or both" Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.

Deform candidate goes crying to the ECHR. You couldn't make this shit up 😂🙃

Also, not endorsing the man singing this, but when someone uses their platform to speak out we should all take notice

TOMORROW is #NO_KINGS_DAY!!! Give me your Tired, your Poor, your Huddled Masses of Frogs, Unicorns, Pandas, T-Rexes, Mushrooms, Sharks, SpongeBobs & everyday Folks yearning to peacefully protest a clownishly incompetent buffoon of a Prez who, if there were any justice, would be in jail. 🤡 #BeThere

The ECHR was Britain’s response to WW2 fascist regimes. With authoritarianism on the rise again, we’d be mad to give up the protections it provides. Tell your MP we won’t let that happen! actionstorm.org/petitions/pr...

HMP Hull is in for a treat this festive season with Tommy's production of Snow White. It's a one man...sorry.....third of a man show in which Tommy has all the lines Featuring all the far right's favourite Tommy personas: Grifty, Sleazy, Gaky, Fashful, Nazi, Cokey and Cock.

Is Murica great again yet? 🤦🏻‍♂️ youtube.com/shorts/Cw6Vm...

THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

How hard is he rimming Trumpelshitstain? www.thenational.scot/news/2554200...

Why, so he can stir more shit? 🤦🏻‍♂️

With the world being… gestures wildly at everything… one of the most important things we can still do is laugh - sometimes hysterically, sometimes just to stay sane. So, with that in mind, I present to you: People Who Make Me Laugh. Let me know in the comments who rlse should be added. 🐻

"How did Keir Starmer turn a popular idea into an unpopular idea by dint of bringing the popular idea in?" asks @mrjamesob.bsky.social Answer: He didn't. Media did.

Mabel & I hope all our fellow Californians vote YES on Prop. 50! #FightFireWithFire

A transphobic pressure group is trying to ban trans women from Hampstead women’s pond – we’re fighting back goodlawproject.org/s/4860b3

Er, what? 🧐

The Morecambe and Wise remake is a bit shit

IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH: djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey." Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it." djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret." And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children. #PedoPrez

One of the proposed designs for the 250th anniversary commemorative silver dollar

This is the kind of pushback we need against Fromage, Waxy-Lemon, and their knuckle-dragging goons. Appeasement has never worked. #CableStreet youtube.com/shorts/TPJl_...

In trying to elicit sympathy, The Teleform may have landed Farage in trouble instead. I don't see this declared as a donation anywhere in his register of interests...

If you’re an Islamophobe you don’t get to complain about antisemitism And if you’re an antisemite you don’t get to complain about Islamophobia. It’s really that simple. (So many shameless hypocrites around.)

"To my colleagues in mainstream media: your silence is complicity. Your 'boths-sides-ism' is complicty. Your euphemisms for genocide is complicity." From my speech accepting the 'Path of Truth' award from Palestinian diaspora group KTH. Full speech: zeteo.com/p/palestine-...

Sykes-Picot fucked up Palestine in 1916. Looks like Tony is going to have a go at fucking it up even more. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

He must have run out of the Colombian marching powder, so he's going to stiff his terminally stupid fuckwitted followers.

Is citizen journalist Tommy Robinson going to be his own citizen defence lawyer, again, because he's given all the funds he's grifted off citizen financiers to citizen brokers for Columbian citizen pharmacists, again?

Hideous, cheap and tacky as fuck, just like the Yamchurian Candidate himself. Probably just gold spray paint.

If ever there was a time not to normalize Trump’s authoritarian fever dreams, this is it. This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.

Oh no how sad.

Yep, that's great. Just fantastic. We were told that Starmer would lay out the patriotic case for diversity today. What we got was an article in the Telegraph, behind a paywall, about how the left failed to tackle immigration and now we all have to have ID cards www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/09...

If I said he had the emotional maturity of a two year-old, that would be an insult to two year-olds. How fragile does your ego have to be to be that petty?

Congratulations to @jimmykimmel.com on his triumphant return! Last night he was pitch-perfect. Inspirational, self-reflective, gracious to his haters, championing the 1st Amendment & most importantly: FUNNY. (Shout-out to Robert DeNiro as the mob-boss head of the FCC)😆

Just the sort of thing the Orange Taint would do. Isn't it time to invoke Article 6 and kick the US out of the UN? www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

Sadiq Khan's team on Trump's comments about London crime The homicide rate in the US is seven times that of London