In Warrington, UK, they are going to paint a circle on the road. For £1.5m Nuts. www.cheshire-live.co.uk/news/chester...

I am sure @mrjamesob.bsky.social will be talking about his dad's old place of work today. Specifically, how today's headline in the @telegraphnews.bsky.social effectively makes the rag unsellable.

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Took a very long time Wordle 1,608 4/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1/2 @jessicacheshire.bsky.social @johnwestjaws.bsky.social @nemeses666.bsky.social @elljay1.bsky.social @JohnFinagin.bsky.social @janehogarth.bsky.social @johntopham.bsky.social @natpearson.bsky.social @ibjhealth.uk

Dumb luck Wordle 1,609 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1/2 @jessicacheshire.bsky.social @johnwestjaws.bsky.social @nemeses666.bsky.social @elljay1.bsky.social @JohnFinagin.bsky.social @janehogarth.bsky.social @johntopham.bsky.social @natpearson.bsky.social @ibjhealth.uk

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You forget that he "resides" in Belgium......

On your show talking about the degrading of our nation flag today @mrjamesob.bsky.social, you missed a key point. A Hell of lot of these flags are hung upside down. Deliberately. Our enemies are laughing at us.

Nah, Farage wants it replaced by GBNews (😂). My money is on Chris Mason.

Mogg's suit is his armour. His cut glass accent and Etonian affectation are a force field. Beneath them both, he's a rude, insufferable arse.

Reform UK Leicestershire are crooks. They announced consultants Newton would do a £1.4m savings review. That’s ballooned to £30m in 6 just days. Leader Dan Harrison is a con man. Leicestershire you’ve been had. leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-n... #ReformLies

The GOP health care plan, folks. Any day now.

Just learned from my mate that Greggs (yep, the sausage roll fellas) have a PUB in Newcastle! It's called The Golden Flake.

The dumbest president in history strikes again

Husbands with Grindr profiles?

Little Oskar watching mice on CatsTV. 🥰🤗

Great lass called Nikki runs my self-storage biz and now also my campervan rental biz. She deserves pay rise but she'll pay 40% tax. She's saving for house deposit. Met with her today and told her I'd pay her deposit if she uses my broker. Never had such a tight hug! 🤗🤗🤗🥰🥳

Girlfriend Jen this morning: "I'm doing Sez's laundry today. Anyone else got black stuff to chuck in?" What? I'm a goth. ALL my clothes are black! 😁

Our two new rescue kittens have become comfortable and realised this is their home. They've been shut in the spare bedroom for a few days but I've opened the door so they can explore and properly meet the other moggies.

Our 5 young girlies dabble in flipping catalogue returns. I've rented them a pop up store for Xmas. They open on Saturday!

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

PINNED: I live with my 4 girlfriends: Nita: She's a Head Chef. We're engaged. Our girlfriends are: Manda: She's in sales/marketing. Jen: She takes care of our flat. Helen: She works at same place as me. We have 5 cheeky foster kids and 6 idiot cats! Never a dull moment!

New BBC Director Latest Odds:- Laura Kuenssberg 4-1 Chris Mason 5-1 Nigel Farage 4-1 Rupert Lowe 5-1 Haile Selassie 14-1 Jeremy Corbyn 30-1 Boutros Boutros-Ghali 15-1 Joseph Goebbels 2-1

Local police officer been round for coffee after his shift. He asked if I could find info on some local porch pirates. Me: "Nope but I can lend you 30 outside cameras tonight for the most targeted homes all linked to a mate's server. Just don't ask questions." Officer: "I'm cool with that." 😉🤫

Roumer is @sarahandco.bsky.social is a bedbound, and her harem no longer gives a shit They are all having fun with her.

Dad took my two youngest girlies and neighbour's 12yo Annie clay shooting today. They loved it! All three are now chatting away while cleaning my shotguns! 🤗

Look at this mental shit! Threatening to kill me and is rambling about her being in the porn industry! I suppose there must be a niche for people fucking ugly bitches lol! I'm muting it now. I'm bored.

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Tricky Wordle 1,604 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1/2 @jessicacheshire.bsky.social @johnwestjaws.bsky.social @nemeses666.bsky.social @elljay1.bsky.social @JohnFinagin.bsky.social @janehogarth.bsky.social @johntopham.bsky.social @natpearson.bsky.social @ibjhealth.uk

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Pop round to kill my cat. Your family will report you missing and we'll have alibis.

Some may recall earlier in year I bought a mews house in next village I'd lusted after for 10 years. My mate manages it. He called today. "Can tenants repaint wooden gates and outside woodwork with matching paint?" Me: "YEAH. Give them free months rent. Cheaper than a painter!" Always be fair!

Our 3 eldest foster girlies are heading to an AirB&B for the weekend. Alice got last minute email saying they had to scrub the place clean or be fined! CLEAN THE PLACE??? In hotel rooms we tidy and leave £20 for maids. Alice will leave the place a tip and cancel her card so can't be charged extra.

Remember when you ordered takeaway pre Covid and paid the driver cash and gave a tip? Since Covid we pay online with no cash tip. Many drivers work cash in hand for shit wages to provide for their families so slip them £5 like you used to. That's called a nod of kindness without saying it.

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Kim Kardashian has spent years branding herself as an aspiring lawyer, championing criminal justice reform. Admirable? Sure on paper. But claiming the moon landing was faked because of TikTok videos, blowing flags, and “shoe prints in museums”? That’s not advocacy it’s evidence-free theater.

The insanity of the conspiracy minded morons who now wield political power in the US, but it may well prove to be a turning point. If they do this, many children will die or suffer life changing illnesses. Tourism will stop, both ways. Businesses will collapse. Someone will be blamed. #r4today

Silly mistake at #3 🤦 Wordle 1,595 4/6* 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1/2 @jessicacheshire.bsky.social @johnwestjaws.bsky.social @nemeses666.bsky.social @elljay1.bsky.social @JohnFinagin.bsky.social @janehogarth.bsky.social @johntopham.bsky.social @natpearson.bsky.social @ibjhealth.uk

WHY is Piers Morgan appearing on ads on @lbc.co.uk? His pitching of his "anti woke, silent majority" latest money making grift on the @mrjamesob.bsky.social slot is nauseating. And no, Piers - I would not agree with you.

My take on Kemi Badenoch at PMQs @mrjamesob.bsky.social . She is more relaxed than she has been for a long while (see also how relaxed she was on the steam trail). She is relieved - she is about to be released from the chains of the Leader of the Conservative Party.

I knew #3 was wrong but it gave me #4 Wordle 1,591 4/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1/2 @jessicacheshire.bsky.social @johnwestjaws.bsky.social @nemeses666.bsky.social @elljay1.bsky.social @JohnFinagin.bsky.social @janehogarth.bsky.social @johntopham.bsky.social @natpearson.bsky.social @ibjhealth.uk

"All the right notes ..." Wordle 1,593 3/6* 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1/2 @jessicacheshire.bsky.social @johnwestjaws.bsky.social @nemeses666.bsky.social @elljay1.bsky.social @JohnFinagin.bsky.social @janehogarth.bsky.social @johntopham.bsky.social @natpearson.bsky.social @ibjhealth.uk

Sarah Pochin's comments were rascist - that is not in doubt as she tried to apologise for them. Yet NO media asked Farage or Tice to call the comments out - and they didn't. So it is safe to assume that Tice & Farage are in agreement with the original comments, And therefore racist. 1/

Absolutely rammed? 4 people and a child. Whatever you say, keep taking the pills. But at least you've listened to the public & ditched those stupid flags.

A regular clamour for attention, but sadly not reciprocated. bsky.app/profile/maxb...

Yesterday was "Reform Action Day" Lots of gullible fools set up tents in the middle of high streets in the hope of getting other gullible fools to part with £25 to give to poor, struggling Nigel. Likely for his lawyers.

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