I just clocked what my 10 year old bought this morning. On the extreme heat scale I'd put them somewhere between rubbing chilli in your eye and using veet for men hair removal on your biffin's bridge

Wee our the most tolerant and leese racialist cuntry on flat earth, if you do knot beeleave me I will nock you owt.

I wonder why the headline isn't Nigel Farage: Ukip's, sorry Brexit Party's, sorry Reform Ltd's, sorry Reform UK Ltd's populist elite propagandist CEO tells party?

“Farage claimed last year to have “bought a house” in his constituency but the property is actually owned in the name of his partner, meaning he legally avoided higher-rate stamp duty on the purchase of an additional home – given he already owns other properties” www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

The Tory party is dead, long live the Tory Ltd party!

They seek him here, they seek him there MP for Clacton, but never there An authoritarian, loves the orange rapist 'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fasciam

Has anyone checked the golf course for Trump? Fascists are well known for being found dead in a bunker.

Durham council. Strong bunting rope. Union flag. Safety risk. Have I missed the news that councillor Darren Grimes had been found dead at the scene of a suspected asphyxiwank?

I can remember when after a global financial crash, legal EU immigrants were apparently to blame for Britain being more and more an impoverished shithole. Now the same cunts who turned Britain into a more impoverished shithole with that lie are blaming different foreigners. Wake the fuck up.

So lymph nodes were clear, they got everything out NO MORE CHEMO, just scans and blood tests. ☺️

Alexa, how long does it take a fucking idiot to come up with a cutting riposte?

The Police clearly didn't go by the book with this play. Doh.

I wish the num skul nob ho came up with the concept of dum silent leters was stil alive so I cud give them a not so sutle nee in the bolocks. No dout I'd have to join the q tho

Madeline Grant, the self appointed peep peddling pundit of real Britain. A Cotswold dwelling private school educated Oxford graduate, who went on to work for the Truss budget inspiring Institute of Economic Affairs, before being a Telegraph and Spectator opinion columnist.

Since I was passing by I thought it'd be rude not to pop in and call Andrew Tate a cunt.

Why is the size pot luck when you buy eggs laid by organic free range chickens? If you buy an organic free range chicken the size isn't a surprise.

Grok: Artificial Inceligence.

Breaking News🚨 Turns out rather than autism, being a host of a cooking programme is the key factor in being a bit of a cunt.

Please let it involve a grassy knoll🤞🏻

What with the BBC wanting to be more appealing to Reform voters, surely Jim Davidson and Lee "try this dog food Gullis" Anderson, are a shoe-in

Thoughts and prayers for me having to go and fuck about like a loon at an aquainflatable park this afternoon. www.sheffieldcablewaterski.com/aqua-park

All in all, he's just a Nazi prick with one ball.

A deeply flawed man but for my money the best male singer Motown had Nd again for my money one of his best performances; "Statue Of A Fool" Hope you enjoy m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gsf...

He won't catch me out. I'm off to help my uncle jack off a horse. 😉

A conman, a grifter, a layabout, a shyster, a slubberdegullion and a ne'er-do-well walk into a pub, and the barman says "get the fuck out of my pub Farage, you fascist cunt".

Good morning. We are open. 📖☕️

The spelling and meaning of phonetics is one of the greatest trolling examples of all time.

Because he's a fucking a horrible mad cunt.

A blatant euphemism for having reservations about dusting off the strap-on

No-one takes the decision to flee their home from persecution, with little more than the clothes on their back, unless their life depends on it. That’s why our approach to refugees must be rooted in compassion, empathy and humanity. Not division, prejudice or scaremongering.

Women have fought for centuries to assert the right NOT to let their biological sex dictate how society treats them, but now suddenly for GCs biological sex MUST dictate how society treats someone, and women have to conform to their norms of what women should be.

Hamas, Iranian and Israeli officials, matted clagnuts on the same totalitarian arse pubes. "According to" the media however: Death toll in Iran "according to"... Iranian Revolutionary Guard Death toll in Gaza "according to"...Gaza's Health Ministry Death toll in Israel...no "according to"

America. This U.S. Marine has a message that is worth listening to. His message speaks for itself. 🫡 #canada #canadastrong #elbowsup #teamcanada #canadaunited #tariffs #tradewar #never51state #buycanadian #usa #LA #LosAngeles #California

Maybe, just maybe, folk should consider taking a wider view than cheaper eggs when voting for a habitually lying psychopathic rapist. Then if eggs get more expensive regardless, they can take solace that at least they're not responsible for the world being a clusterfuck.

Wow. Turns out the constitution bothering militia melt brothers whose sisters are also their mothers, aren't arsed about the security of a free state after all, they just want kids to be gunned down in schools.

Yeah but no but yeah but she is bovered.

Has anyone pointed out to the gun toting MAGA yokels that their much lauded 2nd amendment and the right to bear arms, has the caveat that the dumb cunts aren't meant to aid a tyrannical government, in fact it's very much the exact fucking opposite.

Bloody foreigners coming over and not.......ah..........err.........well........I mean.........bloody foreigners coming over here and learning the language🤬

I wonder at what point Musk knew Trump was in the Epstein files. When he bought the presidency for a rapist? When he was calling for Britain to have a new election due to an alleged grooming cover-up? When he called Philips a rape apologist?

Not to be outdone by his ex, Laurence Fox is putting his heart and soul...sorry.....shart from hole, into his acting comeback. Now more than ever he's determined to get sent to prison so that on his release his arse can be cast as the tardis.

The problem with capitalism is that eventually the nasty mad cunt human equivalent of a polyester shirt tucked into classic BHS high wasted baggy underpants, holds influence over global politics.

Tommy Robinson's you fakin mug shot following being charged with harassment

Jacob Rees-Mogg, wanking over all his money on a Sunday night.

To say the human equivalent of the contents of a back street circumcisionist's off cuts bin, Laurence Fox, claims he all about free speech, he denies what he's said an awful fucking lot.

Meet Charles Pugsley. Appointed as Cabinet Member for Children's services, "responsible for supporting children and families, and protecting vulnerable children." Not to worry though he understands what these vulnerable young people face, what with him having attended private school.

Know your chins

Liz Truss, what the fuck.....