Fair play to Norway. 👏 👏 👏

I am in London but it feels as though I am on the Mediterranean but without the sea. Anyway, this afternoon, a fledged great tit thanked me for the water I left in the flower border. Don't forget the birds! #greattit #fledgling #birdphotography #Birds #UKWildlife #Nature #Photography

Is Trump manufacturing his own Gulf of Tonkin incident to justify an escalation in the war with Iran? Satellite imagery is raising questions as Trump closes the White House to press for the next three days. Your midday update is here.

In other news.... www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

The BBC cancelling Winterwatch is such a shame, especially when we need to be connecting with nature more than ever. If we want people to protect our wildlife, we have to show them it! Add your name to ask the BBC to reconsider. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/do...

As much as I'd love to be Jesus reincarnate and a perfect person with saintly beliefs, I probably hold more sway in Karma. If you are a consistently vile shitbag, arguably evil towards your fellow humans, I will not clutch pearls if bad things befall you. Cause and effect. Sorry.

They've only gone and made Piers Corbyn the new manager of Portugal!

That’ll be an extra 75 quid….

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But also remember, the best way to opt-out is to leave Instagram.

Nobody seems to be mentioning Michael Ryan and the Hungerford massacre? I think that's the first time I remember thinking "yeah, guns really should all be banned".

George Cottrell = Fixer.

Captain Tom's daughters Spa pool architect, is allegedly standing in the Clacton By-election.

Beware Family Voting...

Exactly this!!

I reckon Farage is going to bottle the by-election and try to stay relevant as Reform Leader until the next general election.

Fox gets knocked over by a bin, universe as we know it, changed forever.

I tipped a fiver! Let's go Binface! To Sigma 9 and beyond!

Reform is looking less and less like a political party and more and more like a laundromat for dirty money.

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The fake Clacton by election is just an attempt to distract us from the fact the £5m gift to Nigel Farage by a cryptocurrency billionaire has been reported to the National Crime Agency by bankers who were concerned it may have been laundered money. Don't be distracted!

Practically a cake walk.

Pray with all my soul that Binface beats Farage and we get another 'Dolphin' moment. But there are a lot of thick people in Clacton!

Vote Count Binface against Crypto Bungface. 🐢💨

Robert Jenrick is the poundshop Michael Gove.

The hero that Clacton deserves

Hey Tee - I just wrote this! bsky.app/profile/andy...

David Attenborough should stand as the Green Candidate in Clacton.

Nothing says 'man of the people' quite like a politician calling a by-election at public expense on the issue of whether or not he should have the right to secretly take donations from Thai-based crypto billionaires and a convicted fraudster

The answer according to Andrew Marr, is yes.

Does Farage resigning as an MP and standing again, cease the investigation into him? If so, shrewd move.

This has been a party political broadcast by the most traitorous cunt in UK History.

Actual announcement = LOL

Beautiful.

If Nigel Farage announces at 2pm that he is stepping down, he MUST be investigated fully by the Government. I find it unacceptable for him to enjoy quiet retirement, where he goes off to count his ill-gotten gains. The traitor belongs in prison and Reform should not be allowed to exist.

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If Mauricio Pochettino is a decent guy, he will bench Balogun.

Glorious.

Sorry BBC, you cannot win the World Cup in the Quarter Final Stage, there will be additional matches required thereafter before the trophy can be acquired.

There is only one thing thicker than a Brexit voter, Nigel Farage’s wallet.

England were immaculate, against all odds, against incompetent officials, despite obvious efforts to disrupt the team with the kick off time. So proud of everyone in a shirt and their 'never say die' attitude.

Off to walk the dogs

What a game. One for the ages!

Absolutely extraordinary story from the Sunday Times that is going to be very hard for Farage to deflect. "Nigel Farage secretly funded by convicted criminal" www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

Antikrish productions presents, Fly Ass Parade Fake Taxi 3.

Two flies raw-dogging on one of my favourite roses 🌹 😍

"Remember your oath" - Joe Biden, leaving office.