Is that how deep Calvin Robinson's knob goes down his throat?

Laughed my socks off at this

Jesus fucking Christ.

I'm guessing Trump watched The Rock last night and decided to reopen Alcatraz. Keep the man away from other 90s films please. We're one Netflix session and a cheeseburger away from Jurassic Park.

He thinks revenge is leadership and trolling is governance. Stop the #MadKing

When A President Isn’t A Criminal Propped Up By A Corrupt Supreme Court…

“Holy rusted metal, Batman!"

"Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes." Ann Frank. Those words are now relevant in 2025 US. Someone needs to give them a reality check. To ensure those IDIOTS will never vote for a fucking dumb CUNT again.

COME ON YOU REDS!

What if I've been blue now I'm walking through fields, of flowers ❤️ youtu.be/1Mo-CjEbfhQ?...

Gurl, Jesus didn't sacrifice himself and come back from the dead. He got wasted, had a two day hangover and hid from Mary til it passed. And for that, we have a long weekend. Praise boozers.

OMG stop being dramatic hun, you'll be back in a couple of days.

Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.

If the humour is decidedly British, I think this could be awesome.

😆 Deluded... she really thinks that she has enough reach to emulate Trump's "Truth" Social when she couldn't even get re-elected to her own safe seat. Please do this Liz. We all need a laugh in these straightened times.

I hope she calls it Lett-uce Talk. Liz Truss to launch ‘uncensored’ social network to counter mainstream media www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I really should make dauphinoise potatoes more often. I could eat the entire tray to myself 🤤 (I used twice the amount of garlic suggested. And I was right to do so).

Month and a half til I turn 40 and I've just downloaded an app for identifying plants so I know what wildflowers I have picked.

The screenshot in this tweet by JK was in fact my response to one of her posts. The woman is unhinged.

You couldn’t find anymore wisdom from the 44th President of the United States. ✌🏽🙏🏽

Wildcamp at Merthyr Mawr beach 11.04.25 Steak and prawns in chilli and lemon in ciabatta for our evening meal.

Reddit is flooded with small businesses owners getting crushed by tariffs — devastated by the thought of raising prices, firing workers, or closing up shop entirely.

Not sure why we pay for passports in the first place. They're a form of ID and required to leave the country. Why do we fucking pay for them at all, given they're a government document based on information we're legally required to have recorded and that they legally are supposed to hold?

32 - 16 BRING ON THE SEMIS! youtu.be/1Mo-CjEbfhQ?...

WFH update.

This is going to be a shit show. 😂

There's a hawk down in a village near Luton that keeps dive bombing men. Musk should definitely visit.

Mate you're lucky you haven't been shot yet. Stop being a lil pussy bitch.

2025 still doing this if people tell me they voted for Brexit.

Update. The card was posted Wednesday 05.03.2025. It arrived Tuesday 25.03.25.

Here’s one a friend just sent me

Last summer I started picking wild flowers and putting them in a cute jam jar with string tied about the rim. Age comes for us all, and I for one quite like it.

We all know someone dumb enough.

Benondole

I see Benonwine has gone crying to The Daily Fail because he's been sacked. Drowning in a pool of tears I am. Welcome to consequences ya little shit.

Look at this little loaf 😍

Dragon's Back and Waun Fach photo dump.

In a very working class football club in the valleys, booze is cheap, very busy. Decor is like secondary school but quite charming. Now I'm all for fake tan if you like to look sun kissed. Not for me like, but hey ho. Tell me why I've just passed two ladies who are basically boot polish orange.

Just like Bilbo, we are going on a dragon inspired quest! @lidsbass.bsky.social

I mean, it's objectively funny in a sense. Tesla sales are plummeting across Europe - 76% in Germany - and Trump and Elon think they can sell an expensive electric vehicle to gas guzzling Dodge obsessed Americans? Yeah okay.

Supreme Court are going to take a case on challenging Colorado's ban on conversion therapy, and Texas is looking to make identifying as any gender other than what you were assigned at birth illegal and therfore a criminal offence. They're moving fast guys.