SUPERIOR QUALITY POST.

I thought Polymarket was where you went to get a second hand parrot.

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Another day reading words about POTUS that shouldnt be in the same sentence as POTUS : rapist, felon, peadophile. Unless its preeceed by 'POTUS says tougher sentences and more help for the victims of...' then the aforementioned offences. Politics aside Trump's just a poor quality human isn't he?

Every UK government since 1948 enqbled this. We qct like Israel being a thug gov is a new thing, it isn't.

From we wont be the worlds policeman to being at war with Iran and committing murder on the high seas.

Me: I'd love to be an author..... (Sees an author surrounded by a pile of hundreds of their books in a windowless artificial lit warehouse AND ALL MUST BE SIGNED) ...actually fuck that shit.

I wanna do a post about one of Trumps cabinet saying: Look at the state of this cunt. 👇 (Their picture here) But it's choosing one isn't it? The absolute agony of choice here.

In 2013 I was working in a high end premium food supermarket. A lady said to me 'is the asparagus israeli? I won't buy anything israeli.' That just shows you how long Israel, it's gov at least has been morally bankrupt doesn't it. Now we ALL see Israel as the seven decade long expansionist >>

@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social This reminds me of my favourite quiz hack. If a liner name ends with -IC eg, Titanic it's a White Star Line ship. If it ends with -IA it's a Cunard Liner, eg here Lusitania.

Hut mayhem. The Star Wars spinoff EVEN Disney Plus isn't willing to make.

Todays internet productivity.

Fido don't like humans interrupting his armed robberies. The clerk hands over the kibble and no two legs mouth off.

Gavin Newsom nails the case for the 25th to remove Donald Trump, aside from the sex offences, mysoginy, toxic masculinity and the 34 convictions he should be impeached for being a bully and ill mannered. He's just a low grade piece of dogshit who behaves unprofessionally in a job. A crass oaf.

Seeing 'the right' vote split for once. Us on the left feel that shit as we've given away SO many elections doing this. I don't like Corbyn so i'll hand victory to Theresa May. Cracking. Brilliant mate.

Legit.

The I'm staying home this bank holiday weekend but I still want to get lashed, wearing nothing but shorts with my T shirt tucked into them, naked from the waist up shouting at the family starter kit.

Quite liking myself as early C20th art styles. Thanks ChatGPT.

Yeah that was a long 45 minutes. Fuck that. Never again.

From the LGBT+ UK Tories. Imagine being LGBTQIA+ in the party of Section 28. A UK law enacted in 1988 that prohibited local authorities from promoting homosexuality, teaching its acceptability in schools, profoundly affecting LGBTQ+ rights Section 28, formally part of the Local Government Act 1988

Right wing memes, shite!. As a 'curry nation' I cant wait to see the British countrysides fields of lemongrass, pepper plants, rice paddies. & hillsides of tea plants.

Anyone who stands like that at a lectern I always assume those are somebody elses hands. The person he's sat on specificlly.

I mean say what you like about Joe Biden you could fly safely, fill your car up with gas and afford eggs. If he WAS 'sleepy Joe' it's because he'd got the economy back on it's feet & ticking over on it's own & he could probably fit in a quick nap.

LaGuardia sinkhole? They did the conveyancing on my house purchase.

It amazes me you'd want to leave ANY institution with the words COURT and HUMAN RIGHTS in it's title. You wanna leave the institute of 'here's lots and lots of free money!', you wanna leave that? No, I didn't think so.

The day I had to have Netflix & chill explained to me. No Netflix, no chill, Rubbish.

Me trying to process how Trump was elected on SUCH a retreatist platform & now he's bringing 'freedom' to EVERYONE and insulting most of the worlds leaders and threatening genocide on a civilisation as old as human history.

Stripping the politics out of Trump for a second, I have NEVER in my 52 years (as of Monday - YAY!) I've never actually known someone so completely hardwired to be personally nasty. Whatever his politics this is why I'll ALWAYS consider him an ABSOLUTE piece of shit.

Via FB. The News.

Me & Gort today.

You're staying at an English coastal hotel, you've killed someone, you're enjoying the getting away with it and one of your friends says he'd like to introduce you to his friend and he walks in. Shiiiiiiiiit. Shhiiiiiiiiit. Im going to the gallows.

Sarah 'it drives me mad that adverts are full of blacks & asians' Pochin - right wing harpie having a go at the newest British MP The Green Party's Hannah Spencer who radiates positivity and class. It's the textbook example of shit slagging off a sunset isn't it?

This is one of my more irrational fears, if a big cat escapes from my local zoo I become paranoid it'll make a bee line for MY HOUSE STRAIGHT AWAY with NOTHING else in it's mind but to maul me. Feel free to mock me.

Bed, but first this: NEW! Emily Comics, Issue #1, $1. Availible at your newstand or record store.

Me crying tears of joy down the phone to ChatGPT thanking them that I can now create royalty free stock photos of whatever I want without spending hours trawling the internet for suitable photos & Almaty, Shutterstock & Getty with their watermarked this costs shit can finally go and fuck themselves.

Techno shouldn't work as a dance genre really should it? Hisses the sound of a cymbal, boom boom to the house beats, hisses cymbals some more - robotic voice I'm gonna house you. Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud. Hiss. Thud. Hiss. Thud. Hiss. Tsch. Tsch. Hiss. Repeat for 90 minutes DJ collects 5k.

For the record: I am not posh enough to buy 'morning goods', certainly not from a viennoisserie. I buy bread and milk. Neither am I posh enough for a 'gilét', I have a bodywarmer.

That's it. All because Donald Trump wants to bully the legacy media into being his mouthpiece. 33 years and a televisual legend & a legendary show gone.

Also Lori lets congratulate the world for inventing a massive consumer of water - 7 litres each search - at a time of increasing water scarcity & weaponisation of water. Go us!

From my FB memories. How the tax haven registered @dailymail.co.uk likes to guard it's revenue streams in two different territories, in Britain Martin McGuiness head of the IRA was a muderous terrorist but in the Republic of Ireland a statesman. Not just follow the money but PROTECT the money.

So, it's a bank holiday. You're the leader of Doncaster Reform and you're planning to spend bank holiday drinking cocktails whilst cosplaying a religious fanatic on an 12th century islamophobic crusade sanctioned by the Pope. It's a hobby I suppose.

People usually talk about courage in the context of things like serving in a war or jumping out of a plane, but if you want to see a pure, unadulterated, raw act of courage and a pure act of human bravery, watch someone come out. Pure absolute courage. Pic credit: @pinknews.bsky.social

Do bears shit in the woods or as an advert on the london underground once put it 'do bears relieve themselves in a tree rich environment?'

Phobia. Defined as an 'irrational fear of something', thus transphobia is irrational.

All music comes back around eventually. Cut to: Acid jazz waiting for their turn.

Reasearch has shown tbe war in Iran has cost every American $316.

Me whenever the news presenter on the TV describes the symptoms of Ebola.

Can we start calling The White House the western Kremlin.

I think so. When your country looks like one of those amusing photos of a person who lives alone & tried to get in to their attic & it went wrong & now they're being photographed by a mate in a full body cast sticking their thumb up smiling, their ONLY unbroken bone, it's time to give it up & rejoin

This is what I love about the cameraphone/social media age. Israel's been acting like the local thug with hard mates hiding behind tightly controlled media since 1948. Now Israel can't hide. It didn't start the ethnic cleansing & genocide in 2023 it stared in 1948 and now it's been exposed.