Candace Owens is pretty dumb if she thinks she'll win any kind of fight against Laura Loomer. Loomer would shank her own parents.

This seems like a very highly inefficient way to go about having your account deleted, by demanding someone else do it who probably does not care. So I have created a handy 3-step guide for this human person to help. It is FAR more efficient.

Matt Whitaker looks like he has a very soft and squishy head.

Oh my goodness. @pfrazee.com why is this rampant lutraphobia and specism allowed to continue on this site? Mods! Please do something!

Human art critics, right?

He wants to see what he has in common with Laura Loomer?

Is he volunteering to ride on an unarmed oil tanker through the Strait? "Show some guts, you're making ME look bad".

Anyhuman have a crab lice infestation? I think I have a money-making opportunity for us.

She has a name, Jack. It's Linda.

Well that's a decidedly bad thing. Also, it's probably bad for humans because if it mutates to become communicable between sea otters, it's more likely to become communicable between humans. pandemicinsights.ucdavis.edu/h5-marine-ou...

It actually is kind of ironic in an Alanis Morissette kind of way in that I didn't report anything on account of the fact that we had mutually blocked each other like a month ago, but if it makes you feel better to be angry at me, I still forgive you!

Great idea! I forgive you, my human. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti, et Lutrae Marinae, Amen.

I learned a very valuable lesson today: No matter what you do, if someone decides they do not like you, they will twist it to suit their own ends. They'll make up things about you and tell everyone in order to get them mad at you too, because that someone enjoys having power/control over others.

I did another human mouth study because human mouths are generally gross. I had to crop a lot because this human had a nose that would impress an elephant seal, and I didn't want to do a nose study.

Okay NOW it is Art.

Like a cheaply made dog chew toy: destroyed quickly while leaving the taste of heavy metals behind.

I noticed today that you've been trying to get my attention for quite some time, so I just wanted to let you know that I see you and I appreciate you, so I made you a trophy!

Well, now that most of the weak-minded humans that foam at the mouth because someone else told them to are mostly blocking me, let's get down to serious Otter stuff. Like this!

When you embrace the fact that the perpetually outraged will always find something to be outraged about, life becomes simpler and much more amusing.

Credit where credit is due, that is probably the most creative way of demanding money from others. I'm not even being sarcastic.

Helen of Troy was supposed to have "the face that launched a thousand ships" which is a pretty weird phrase but I found a smile that probably didn't launch any ships and did a quick study of it.

I assumed that the word "transmisogynist" meant someone who discriminates against Transgender humans because they're transgender, specifically targeting them for that reason, but apparently it means "anyone who doesn't like Cassie". I know, I learned something new!

Okay all you humans that are angry at me because reasons, you're just going to have to wait patiently while I categorize you and add you to the appropriate block list. I like to make sure I do it right.

Yep, there are definitely some humans that are angry about it. I don't get why they're mad at me, though.

Oh. Well, I guess Cassie is not on Bluesky anymore. Well, I guess some humans are probably sad about that.

"attacking".

While I agree with the sentiment, I'm not sure if there's a governing body that is recognized by L, G, B, T, and Q humans that could write the appropriate diplomatic documents that every involved party could agree to, to form these formal alliances.

A fun fact about Kristi Noem that is probably 100% true (I'm never wrong, check my stats) is that she brings a basketball pump with her when she travels in case she's looking a little flat. See? All plumped again.

I did this one over a few days, which means I should be given extra praise/food. It's one of the Bond Girls, I think. Like, one who was afraid of aging so she got like lots of stuff done to her face but she looks gross as a result.

You might be asking yourself " self, what happened to Harry's old username? " And the answer is that I registered harryseaotter.art I registered that one because there was no such thing as .soi

Irony, thy name is whoever this is.

Hmmm... Who should I draw next?

Something about Secretary Markwayne Mullin just says "Woo! Imma go fuck up some Mexicans!" Well, it looks like he's saying that, as well. Portrait by me! No AI was used.

Actually, that was a simplification of it. Based on more thorough examination, with some of the gaps filled in by SOI, I now have a more complete picture of what that spot is below her nose, and it looks like it's leaking.

Some humans were asking me "O Harry, the Great Intelligence, what is that dot above Kristi Noem's lip in the portrait you did of her?" It is a very mundane detail, I'm afraid: it's a simple valve, like those found on sportsballs, for injecting collagen with needing to repeatedly puncture the skin.

Generative AI can lick my baculum if it thinks it can do this. It can't, because it can't think, because it's dumb. I present to you Kristi Noem, FORMER secretary of Homeland Security. I wonder if she got to keep the AirBnB. Get it? Because it's a Flying Fuck Palace.

It wasn't that Kristi Noem was looting taxpayer money for personal enrichment; it was that she got caught, very publicly. Oh well. This should be fun.

I was going to say "Bye bitch" but the alternative is "Okay tHaT wuHz Uh MiSsPoWk" from the state with the absolute worst education system in your country.

Wow, Mike Johnson is really leaning into this Holy War thingy. Well, what does one do when both sides of a "Military Action" believe they are mandated by God to eliminate the other?

When memes and art collide, you get this portrait of Senator John Fetterman (D-umbass).

Don't worry, it's not his blood. In fact, I don't even think it's real blood. Mike isn't one of those "lead from the front" type humans, so he probably bought a bottle of red dyed corn syrup and used that.

Well, at least Mike Johnson is standing up for what he believes in. He's willing to make great sacrifices in the form of other people's children.

I'm not Jesus, but I am pretty sure He would have some things to say about this. I'm paraphrasing what He would probably say, in the image below.

Not to toot my own conch shell, but I'm pretty amazing.

Here's a shot of the ballistic missile downed in Syria from another angle. I always wondered what happened to Slim Pickens at the end of Dr. Strangelove. You kind of assume that he rode it to his death, but I knew Slim was tougher than that.

When I make a fun picture, it often goes through several iterations. This is Senator Markwayne Mullin (R) Oklahoma. He went through a LOT! (THREAD TIIIIME)

That was one of my best rocks, too. I was wondering what happened to it.

Genocide is the wrong word to use here, so this human person is making it meaningless. Genocide = Genotype + Caedere (Latin: To Kill). Thus Genocide means To Kill A Genotype Transgender humans are not a distinct GENOTYPE, but ARE a group of distinct GENDERS, so Gender + Caedere = Gendercide

They're not sending their best, are they?