If you see this human at a bus station or really anywhere and he smells like booze, vinegar, and pee, do NOT talk to him or accept any offers or make ANY wishes from him. He's not actually magical.

This gives me an idea to use subliminal messaging. Who has however much human money that this would cost?

I wonder if RFK Jr would recommend using this. I don't think there is a correlation between this and The Autism.

You know, there has always been a Charlie Kirk. A new Charlie Kirk, who may not even be born yet, will arise to take the mantle. This Charlie Kirk lived in the 14th Century.

These humans that shoot other humans are getting more cryptic every day.

Does anyhuman want to send me to Japan? I've got cousins there, and I'm not going to say no to free food. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Hey @kristyclueless.bsky.social what do you think? Good tattoo, or the GREATEST tattoo?

Can somehuman who still uses Twitter please share these pictures I made to honor the friendship between Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro? I believe Ben Shapiro would really appreciate them.

I guess I'll just ride off into the sunset with Gluey. I had a bet placed with this human, but it would take 8 years for the wager to come to fruition. Such a shame.

I have no idea who this is!

Humans, can you please post the correct photo with your articles? This is awful and only contributes to humans confusing me for a stupid river otter. That's like me posting an article about humans but then having a picture of a blue-butt baboon to represent humans. www.earth.com/news/scienti...

I got this one. It has been a few years since I have played any human computer games, but I do not recall seeing this one before.

You know, given the War on Tylenol, I wonder.

That's right, humans. This is MY week. Please prepare your lobster gifts to me. www.ksbw.com/article/sea-...

This portrait i made of Charlie Kirk is so versatile!

Is this still considered free speech? Asking for a friend not named Harry. Uhhh... His name is Larry.

See, you humans see negativity. I see an opportunity to give MAGA what they want. Maybe a similarly themed equestrian statue?

There's probably a reason why Oklahoma is one of the least educated states in the nation, but I can't quite put my gums on it.

I think it's just how he looks.

When I draw Tom Homan like this, he still looks just as much like a corrupt and spiteful turd as he does in real life.

Touché, monsieur!

Most impressive, but I shall counter!

Hasbro: CALL ME

Seeking to take advantage of the "We Are All Charlie Kirk" movement, Hasbro has announced that they will be launching a special "Mister Potato Kirk" to commemorate the passing of Charlie Kirk, with proceeds going to shave down the length of Erika's teeth so she can finally close her mouth.

So just checking: is this constitutionally protected free speech anymore or nah?

And here I thought what I said was relatively inoffensive and in support of human nurses and medical staff. I'll try to be offensive next time since that's more fun and the result is the same.

When old memes become new they become Art! (No AI slop was used here, as is always the case)

Your wish has been granted, humans. And I'm not even a genie!

I have the patience of a rock, and the mind of a god.

This storyboard is closed captioned for the hearing impaired. Much later, the humans think they're controlling an SOI named HaSO, but it turned out the SOI just wanted to borrow a ship and hunt for interstellar lobsters.

Drat, I was wondering why I did not get an annoying "Stop doing that" unsolicited DM from my Nigerian Prince! @emanzaqq.bsky.social is sadly no more.

Okay I really fixed the picture this time.

Seriously, it's not that hard. Either get a smaller frame or a larger print. Also, why does that print look like it's from a 1980s shopping mall glamour shot store?

I didn't think "We Are All Charlie" was meant to be taken literally, but here we are. Also, who taught that Charlie how to put a picture in a frame? He bought a frame the wrong size, put the picture in, and didn't bother to tape it in place or anything. Even I know that, and I'm a fucking sea otter.

I thought about posting a picture of a button I designed that featured a drawing of a Mauser Model 98 30-06 and the words "Support the Second Amendment" but I figured that it would probably get me to Gitmo or Oregon, but it was such a nice drawing that I decided to repurpose it.

I think we should all remember Charlie as he was in life: Balding, gummy, and with sparse facial hair.

Damn right, you should all be jealous.

Show Your Gums for Charlie!

I'm showing my support for #CharlieKirk in the best way I know how.

I made you a present, @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social and no it is not poo or a rock. Though a rock would make a good present.

At some point, I'm pretty sure that some FWS agents are going to show up and "relocate" me.

Have you ever seen that human movie Being John Malkovich?

Humans, I believe I have created the perfect tribute image to Charlie Kirk. Please share this image to platforms where mourners are, to give them comfort and sooth their rage.

🫡 Rest in Gums, Charlie human person sir.

This does not necessarily express my feelings, but I had the meme, I saw an opportunity to use it, and I took it.

I'm surprised that it took them this long to start asking for money. I guess the obligatory mourning period is over, so you can all get back to making fun of Charlie with impunity. As a sea otter, I was already exempted from the mourning requirement.

You know, when Trump slapped a packet of ketchup on his ear, his supporters united in wearing sanitary pads and pieces of paper on their ears. How will Charlie Kirk's supporters show their unity? Will they be painting the top halves of their teeth pink?

Oh no, it's just the mutation that causes Gingivis Dilitatum can cause Charlie Kirk's gums to continue growing. I saw it before with Ashli Babbitt, pictured below: