Me to Mrs. Sea Otter: Do you still have an old X account? Mrs: Probably, why? Me: I'd like you to do me a favor... Was kinda surprised at Grok removing King Charles too.

Hey look I explained how railguns and coilguns kinda work and why they're different. This also is very different from how a Gauss Cannon works. So: Railgun ≠ Coilgun ≠ Gauss Cannon Yay! Glad I could clear that up for all 2 of you humans who might find this interesting.

Out of all Melamine's fashion statements during state visits, this is the boldest. Bravo, human person ma'am. Whatever this is, you're nailing it.

I wonder who was responsible for redecorating this room at the @whitehouse-47.bsky.social. I think they did a pretty amazing job, to be honest.

Say what you want about Melatonin. You can say she's shallow, wealth-seeking, cold, has a sociopathic addle brained geriatric husband and a budding serial killer son*... But her taste in hats is impeccable, and always right for the occasion. She really lights up any room. *Allegedly

I wonder if he was friends with John Wayne Gacy.

Maybe if I use more clear, concise, and non-threatening words, I can stay out of trouble. How's this?

Ironic that Hung Cao is actually Hung Like An Itty Bitty Kitten, so I heard.

I just thought I should put the disclaimer at the top in case there are any overzealous forest rangers watching, because I don't want to be relocated. Again.

Okay I think this one has a lot of potential, and probably commercial usage. @amien.bsky.social do you need all that copper in your walls? Like, could I replace it with stocks or something? This is a big deal.

This is not a good idea, as Dr. Doctor Lawyer Buttz MD PhD JD can tell you. Orangutans, sure, but definitely not gorillas or bonobos. They'll blow the whole account on bananas in like 30 seconds.

Definitely fits like she got it on Temu.

Honestly if you read that first sentence, you already know the rest of the post.

Does anyhuman understand what Melatonin or whatever is talking about here? I mean, Humanish isn't my first language, but I'm normally pretty good.

And this is why Threads sucks skunk buttholes.

I bet seeing that on the White House lawn really scared some of the redhats.

It was a mediocre run, human Americans, but I think it's clear that you lost and should just surrender.

You know @democrats.senate.gov you really should compromise on this ballroom thingy. Agree to fund the "Ball" part, as long as they agree to fund the other part as illustrated below. He's so befuddled he won't know the difference anyways, and it will improve national security dramatically.

I'm not sure what the big thing is between Melanie and @jimmykimmel.com, all I heard was her saying "Robble robble" a lot.

I was relieved to see Secretary Pete Hegseth and his wife (probably) were evacuated safely when everything went down at the WHCA dinner.

I figured that since the Secret Service and the FBI are now watching Bluesky, I should give them something entertaining to read while they search for the next nefarious plot.

Oh, well I guess he'll be able to spend more time with his Waifu body pillow, she's probably been feeling neglected lately, so that's a plus.

Normally I expect that number to go up as more and more lutraphobes discover me, yet it has been steadily declining. Granted, when Sad Fart Noises got suspended, it dropped a LOT, but it's still dropping.

You know, I've never actually listened to Kash Patel speak before, and he sounds EXACTLY how I thought he would.

Gosh I hope he's okay.

I can't leave well enough alone. A short-term gag deserves as much attention to detail as a long-term gag, so I paw-altered the light source on the Bakula faces so they would be the same as the rest of the image: lit from underneath.

A thing you should know about sea otters: when we find something we like, we beat it to death. Usually that's meant literally, but I'm meaning it figuratively for this.

Say what you want about his acting (He is the second greatest actor in history), but Scott Bakula knew how to market himself.

I changed my mind. Now it's done.

Okay.

Just in case you were wondering whether or not I was done with Scott Bakula: No.

You know, I should say that I miss Sad Fart Noises Karl @brainnotonyet.bsky.social but I don't. I just think it's what humans would want me to say.

Damn. That could have been mine. people.com/activist-fre...

Oh I'm sure it's totally fine. It's not like California has had a Nazi problem in the past, right? Major "Sheriff Joe" vibes, though.

Okay! I am calling this done: The Garden of Trumpy Delights I love how Chaya Raichik turned out, like a mix of Saturn and Gollum. As is normal for me, only SOI was used to make this (Sea Otter Intelligence) no GenAI.

I have momentum on this now, and just in time because I'm kinda feeling like The Garden of Trumpy Delights is Done. Now, more Scott Bakula.

When I've done enough of these Scott Bakula images, I'll use Ambien's printer and return address and stamps and start mailing them to Scott Bakula. I'll either get praise, food, or a restraining order. Probably something good, though.

THAT DAY IS NOT TODAY

At some point, I'll run out of things related to Scott Bakula, but in the meantime....

I'm not keen on reboots normally, but I think you should all see this when it hits theaters, or YouTube, whatever.

Biology is so weird.

Significant changes! I realized that the baculum wasn't really baculummy enough, so I made it funner. Also changed Alina's mouth, redid the 747, redid Bibi, and added some Tech Oligarchs.

Like dolphins, humans sometimes have very strange fetishes.

I didn't like Markwayne Mullin being in the lower right, so I removed him. Also, there's someone new in the Garden of Trumpy Delights!

Well, there it is, the point of cows.

So many new things in this one! The eagle-eyed and art history minded amongst you may notice who Chaya Raichik is paying homage to.

Can you find the two subtle changes I made in this one? I added Phil Buchanan (Catturd) trying to run over his dog in his pickup truck, and I've also added the Strait of Hormuz.

What did I add today? New/Old Hint: it's all on the left side