Earlier I sneezed and pulled a muscle in my cooch. I cant prove this was caused by fascism but I know it in my heart to be true.

32! I have 32 sclerosises

Thinking about how a few years ago my friend used to wait for me outside the bathroom to make sure I didn't slam my head into the wall TOO hard and give myself a concussion and drown.

Yeah, I can give you a reading! *shuffles a stack of kraft singles*

"Your apartment's haunted" Yeah dude that's me. That's just my vibe.

I've never met a gala in my life

It’s a serialized drama about the pharmaceutical industry that is genuinely thrilling and very much for grownups, it’s not your typical “adult” animation whose real audience is teenage boys. Please watch I’m begging lol

Multiple sclerosis isn't a good enough descriptor. HOW MANY SCLEROSIS DO I HAVE

Optic neuritis update: I am incrediblt nearsighted but as my vision is returning, things look closer in my bad eye than they do in my good eye. What if the S in MS actually stands for spiderman?

*nods knowingly*

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...

ICE stripped a German green card holder naked, drove him from Boston to Vermont to Rhode Island, put him in a cold shower, deprived him of medication, sleep and food until he collapsed. No one knows why he was detained.

news in america: you will have to drink shit in water. we are going to end education. we will deport you for having the wrong opinion news in any other country:

joke's on you I DID 'go cry about it' and compassion has made me more powerful

Anyway, now that a Texan like Al Green has your attention, I need you “Abandon the South” Liberals in particular to eat shit.

The further right the democrats go, the more republicans they’ll make. If they’re going to capitulate to republican policies anyways, people are just going to choose the party that’s actually successful at those policies to begin with.

I’m turning 30, and to celebrate, I’d love to give my sad little library some love with a book haul! My Ko-fi is open for birthday donations if you’d like to help me build my dream collection. Every little bit means the world to me! You can support me here: ko-fi.com/thergbvision #booksky

Please enjoy this thread of things I have said to my care team while hospitalized:

You guys I fucking LOVE BiscuitTin! If you're out there dungeoning those dragons you HAVE check them out 👀

My d&d group is gonna be sad bc we're not having a session this week but what they don't know is I'm planning something ✨️terrible✨️ for them since I have the extra time

Apparently I've had a few brain lesions. Huh.

This is a hate crime

Call that bitch a hydra with that fivehead

If my cat gets the bird flu I'm killing people

More people need to think I'm cool but also less people need to know I exist. This is how I feel about my social media presence in a nutshell.

this is insane

If mediums can see into the future can larges see into the past?

Me: Shut up my show's on [Blood-curdling screams ensue]

Today is a good day to read this.

They’re already rewriting history. Create a problem, sell a solution. Trump calls for the #TiktokBan in 2020 only to “save” it in 2025?!?

Trump is expected to start with raids as part of a mass deportation plan as an “emergency declaration for the southern border”. So it starts. Don’t praise the man responsible for the tiktok ban for saving tiktok and see it as the performance it is.

What the fuck y'all

You guys I don't even have a dog what was this

*me to my dog* You know I'd be a lot more enthusiastic about taking my meds if they were wrapped in cheese too, but have you ever tried washing it down with baja blast?

If you used CapCut for editing videos here are my recommendations for alternatives that I've been using for years: Mobile: - InShot (horizontal & vertical videos/photos) Desktop: - StreamLadder (vertical videos) - DaVinci Resolve (similar to Adobe Premiere) These three have great free versions!

Hey I don't like how they called a ceasefire a couple days before tiktok got banned

When tiktok got banned I was on live. I read the comments still pouring in from the few people that were left. It BROKE me.

I am on a week break before the next term! This will be cross posted multiple places, the amount I choose to do depend on how many references I get. #fursonas and #dungeonsanddragons characters only! I’ll be doing some of the art in streams over the next week or so! Repost with your refs!

The hardest thing about being nonbinary is not getting to lick your own eyeball like a lil lizard

Something has been explained to us in repeated bold print, as if written by Jack Torrance, and it still flies over some people’s heads.

um

For my fellow Italian homies today 💔

I don't decorate for Christmas I just rearrange the Halloween decorations I keep up year round. This year I have ✨️spider lights✨️

I'm about to roll up to a queer town hall meeting thats being held in the same building I was shunned from for being assaulted & harassed by one of their community members. I am showing up fashionably late. Can't wait to see how this goes.

Sometimes when I'm sad I remember that not only did I name my tourette's "Richard," I also got every single person in my life to refer to my tics as "Richard" too. My regular customers greet me AND Richard. He's a crowd favorite.

I might be a lesbian but the Qohlye could get it #misfitsandmagic #dimension20 #dropout #misfitsandmagicseasonfinale

The season finale of Misfits & Magic is HERE. I will not be posting spoilers because I am a DECENT MAN but I will not shut up about it for at least three days. Prepare.

I fear I do not know how to act when cool people acknowledge me