kiplet
@groans.online
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well someone is going to be popular
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Mike.โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
1 day ago
I have a thread here of things that made me recoil from my phone and I just want to say this is the opposite. This is what the internet is supposed to be. I open a magic box that connects me to everything on earth and meet a mud eating bird named Timberdoodle who screams "I DANCE, BOUNCE AND STRUT!"
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hoe ass
3 days ago
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w00tpecker!!!
3 days ago
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ya girl kiplet scored a huge win
3 days ago
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i love my steam deck. shout out to steam deck. really looking forward to steam frame but AI is making all the parts impossible for them to buy. thats not even the worst part of my life either but its up there
4 days ago
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dave
5 days ago
Q: What's the only thing that gets wetter the more ya scrub it with a big ol' damn towel? A: Pussy Angel Number: 444 Free preview of my Pussy Riddle of the Day Angel Number Calendar Patreon. 20 a month gets you a riddle every day where the solution is Pussy alongside an Angel Number
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johnasavoia
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i want to go to the gift shop at gรถbekli tepe.
7 days ago
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
8 days ago
SpaceX in 2012: We will return to the moon and put a man on Mars SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
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feeling bad sucks. looking forward to feeling good again sometime.
9 days ago
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Mike.โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
11 days ago
every Epstein email is like GHISLAINE: we can arrange for private "dancing lessons". our young new tutor knows all the moves "the kids" are doing these days ๐ ELON: You aren't understanding. When I arrive I want to fuck an underage child. I want to do it illegally. โ Elon Musk, business pedophile
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its awesome now that i can look out the window basically whenever i want and see some entitled dipshit making a mess looking for The Good ones. bird type count is up to 4
11 days ago
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the economy should just have a discount sometimes. Like they go on the news and say 15% off today. boost spending
13 days ago
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donot forget to sign up for ndp membership today or tomorrow if you want to weigh in on voting for avi lewis. theres some other guys too if you want to pick them not my problem. its 25 smackers or 10 if you are un/deremployed
14 days ago
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i have been having an extremely awful week. lots of other people are having worse ones, measurably, but it does not make me feel better either. i have grown better at understanding the pain of strangers!
17 days ago
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i extremely dont need to see a video of a man being murdered in the street but i dont blame anyone for sharing it because what the fuck! some people are going through it.
17 days ago
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GIFS GALORE
18 days ago
FANTASY/DRACOLCH.GIF
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Stella
18 days ago
Gotchaโletโs dig into that step by step. 1. ๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ป๐ผ ๐บ๐ผ๐๐๐ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโre not just immobileโyouโre immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. ๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ ๐๐ผ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ. That makes total senseโitโs a natural human impulse, and youโve been through a lot.
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looking forward to getting the World's Coldest Air
19 days ago
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definitely the 100+ dollars spent on fancy paint brushes will renew my interest in painting and also instantly make me better at it
23 days ago
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its annoying that i have to seriously consider greenland. they were probably happier off not being seriously considered by everyone. will i go there to fight in the war? perhaps.
23 days ago
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scooby snacks always looked so good in the cartoon they got to be way better than the scooby snacks we got in our world
24 days ago
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happy big meatloaf day
24 days ago
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not interested in gay or hockey but we love to see a cancon win. maybe i will tune in for that reason. my country needs me
24 days ago
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dave
24 days ago
Cherish Trudeau and Perry. Celebrate Trudeau and Perry. This is something we never anticipated. An amazing couple. An AMAZING couple. Enough with the Minneapolis kerfluffle. Enough! Today I want everyone to post about Trudeau Perry. No ICE stuff. Leave ICE alone. - ICE Bluesky PR psyop guy
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i cant control like what amazon or raytheon or whatever are doing. but i can rinse out my can of beans and take off the label. i am in control ๐๐๐๐
25 days ago
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careful deliberation if i am going to use heart react or thumbs up react on teams. yes if i put the heart it means love! also glad i got the garfield emojis in there before IT turned off the custom emoji upload. cowards
25 days ago
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dave
26 days ago
With proper consent obtained the day before there is nothing more intimate and beautiful than observing your sleeping partner's asshole through a kaleidoscope.
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funniest thing i saw yesterday was a guy in a big dually pickup with the yellow lights and everything lose control from accelerating too fast after stopping at a red light. skidded into the other lane. come on dude driving in a straight line is the easy part
25 days ago
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just saw a coyote going down our street looking for tips to protect an individual wild squirrel from coyotes
26 days ago
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none of my friends refer to their siblings by name but they do with their pets. and i do know all the names
26 days ago
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dont worry everyone even though it is a snow day i can still do my work because my work is from home
26 days ago
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my favourite thing about scott adams is that he was adamant that his legacy will actually be about his two religion-themed novellas rather than dilbert but for whatever crazy reason he had a dilbert shaped swimming pool and not a '2 religion themed novellas' shaped swimming pool
28 days ago
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im going fully stir crazy this winter. i hope they ban canada from all social media so everyone will come outside and play with me
30 days ago
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waiting patiently for monday so i can resume work on last weeks pottery and start more pottery
about 1 month ago
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ive been thinking about it and aside from people ive met through the internet i dont think ive met anyone who is open about having Internet Friends ... not even the plausibly deniable way of saying they have friends in far off places ... one does wonder if i am the biggest dork in my life ? nah
about 1 month ago
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finally i can demonstrate their scale side by side. the much smaller red squirrel can usually hold his ground against our local 'grey' squirrel
about 1 month ago
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got nervous when technology connections pulled our same model of toaster oven onto his desk but he said it was just fine so i dont have to put it in the garbage
about 1 month ago
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leon
about 1 month ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. weโll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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so has nobody said how many people were killed in the extremely precise action with 150 planes
about 1 month ago
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my new project for pottery class will be to work my way up to a lamp. we have so many lamps but none of them are made by me personally, which will make it the most important
about 1 month ago
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i put out a bird feeder with some seeds and if birds dont start eating from it im going to have to put more tempting food like doritos and cheeseburgers in there
about 1 month ago
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more animals should eat more of our trash. its done a lot for raccoon PR so i think other animals should help out too. its win-win for everybody
about 1 month ago
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resolution is to stop scrolling on reddit so much what a dork ass thing to waste so much time doing. but you guys are going to need to tell me when a new tamagotchi is coming out
about 1 month ago
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damn thats a downer we werent like bffs or nothing but we had some fun together online RIP
about 1 month ago
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Luke O'Neil
about 1 month ago
One of the best to ever do it
add a skeleton here at some point
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tomorrow is going to be like a 12hr day possibly rolling over to boxing day i hope i get some sick ass presents. i always do but i still want more of them
about 2 months ago
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displaying his winter fatness tor all
about 2 months ago
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