well someone is going to be popular

I have a thread here of things that made me recoil from my phone and I just want to say this is the opposite. This is what the internet is supposed to be. I open a magic box that connects me to everything on earth and meet a mud eating bird named Timberdoodle who screams "I DANCE, BOUNCE AND STRUT!"

hoe ass

w00tpecker!!!

ya girl kiplet scored a huge win

i love my steam deck. shout out to steam deck. really looking forward to steam frame but AI is making all the parts impossible for them to buy. thats not even the worst part of my life either but its up there

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i want to go to the gift shop at göbekli tepe.

SpaceX in 2012: We will return to the moon and put a man on Mars SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!

feeling bad sucks. looking forward to feeling good again sometime.

every Epstein email is like GHISLAINE: we can arrange for private "dancing lessons". our young new tutor knows all the moves "the kids" are doing these days 😉 ELON: You aren't understanding. When I arrive I want to fuck an underage child. I want to do it illegally. — Elon Musk, business pedophile

its awesome now that i can look out the window basically whenever i want and see some entitled dipshit making a mess looking for The Good ones. bird type count is up to 4

the economy should just have a discount sometimes. Like they go on the news and say 15% off today. boost spending

donot forget to sign up for ndp membership today or tomorrow if you want to weigh in on voting for avi lewis. theres some other guys too if you want to pick them not my problem. its 25 smackers or 10 if you are un/deremployed

i have been having an extremely awful week. lots of other people are having worse ones, measurably, but it does not make me feel better either. i have grown better at understanding the pain of strangers!

i extremely dont need to see a video of a man being murdered in the street but i dont blame anyone for sharing it because what the fuck! some people are going through it.

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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

looking forward to getting the World's Coldest Air

definitely the 100+ dollars spent on fancy paint brushes will renew my interest in painting and also instantly make me better at it

its annoying that i have to seriously consider greenland. they were probably happier off not being seriously considered by everyone. will i go there to fight in the war? perhaps.

scooby snacks always looked so good in the cartoon they got to be way better than the scooby snacks we got in our world

happy big meatloaf day

not interested in gay or hockey but we love to see a cancon win. maybe i will tune in for that reason. my country needs me

Cherish Trudeau and Perry. Celebrate Trudeau and Perry. This is something we never anticipated. An amazing couple. An AMAZING couple. Enough with the Minneapolis kerfluffle. Enough! Today I want everyone to post about Trudeau Perry. No ICE stuff. Leave ICE alone. - ICE Bluesky PR psyop guy

i cant control like what amazon or raytheon or whatever are doing. but i can rinse out my can of beans and take off the label. i am in control 👍👍👍👍

careful deliberation if i am going to use heart react or thumbs up react on teams. yes if i put the heart it means love! also glad i got the garfield emojis in there before IT turned off the custom emoji upload. cowards

With proper consent obtained the day before there is nothing more intimate and beautiful than observing your sleeping partner's asshole through a kaleidoscope.

funniest thing i saw yesterday was a guy in a big dually pickup with the yellow lights and everything lose control from accelerating too fast after stopping at a red light. skidded into the other lane. come on dude driving in a straight line is the easy part

just saw a coyote going down our street looking for tips to protect an individual wild squirrel from coyotes

none of my friends refer to their siblings by name but they do with their pets. and i do know all the names

dont worry everyone even though it is a snow day i can still do my work because my work is from home

my favourite thing about scott adams is that he was adamant that his legacy will actually be about his two religion-themed novellas rather than dilbert but for whatever crazy reason he had a dilbert shaped swimming pool and not a '2 religion themed novellas' shaped swimming pool

im going fully stir crazy this winter. i hope they ban canada from all social media so everyone will come outside and play with me

waiting patiently for monday so i can resume work on last weeks pottery and start more pottery

ive been thinking about it and aside from people ive met through the internet i dont think ive met anyone who is open about having Internet Friends ... not even the plausibly deniable way of saying they have friends in far off places ... one does wonder if i am the biggest dork in my life ? nah

finally i can demonstrate their scale side by side. the much smaller red squirrel can usually hold his ground against our local 'grey' squirrel

got nervous when technology connections pulled our same model of toaster oven onto his desk but he said it was just fine so i dont have to put it in the garbage

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

so has nobody said how many people were killed in the extremely precise action with 150 planes

my new project for pottery class will be to work my way up to a lamp. we have so many lamps but none of them are made by me personally, which will make it the most important

i put out a bird feeder with some seeds and if birds dont start eating from it im going to have to put more tempting food like doritos and cheeseburgers in there

more animals should eat more of our trash. its done a lot for raccoon PR so i think other animals should help out too. its win-win for everybody

resolution is to stop scrolling on reddit so much what a dork ass thing to waste so much time doing. but you guys are going to need to tell me when a new tamagotchi is coming out

damn thats a downer we werent like bffs or nothing but we had some fun together online RIP

One of the best to ever do it

tomorrow is going to be like a 12hr day possibly rolling over to boxing day i hope i get some sick ass presents. i always do but i still want more of them

displaying his winter fatness tor all