Listen I’m all for loading billionaires into spacex rockets. Kind of a two birds one stone scenario

Today in the @acmepackingco.bsky.social slack chat, @texwestern.bsky.social saved my sanity and proved Google song search is BULLSHIT

I'm at a concert at Red Rocks where the 1st opener absolutely blows. Like legit terrible. How the hell is he up here? [googles] Ah, he's a college basketball player turned influencer turned musician. Built in fan base You still suck, Adrien Nunez

The golf version of "normal guy 100 at bats" or "normal guy gain a yard in NFL" is "Could a decent golfer win the Masters starting on the green every hole?" Lol, no. But I invented my own. Make the cut playing a par 3 version of the course with PGA greens and pins. Need <74 I shot 77 Shit's hard

Man I feel so uninformed having not doomscrolled at all this week. Oh...OH. Jesus Christ, dude. ...wow ok fuck this. I'm out.

Based on the picture I figured he got married with that woman, not the questions surrounding his future.

Lol LMAO, even.

You would sub to Dave's patreon. It's basically all drawings like this

Shoutouts @jaymesl.bsky.social @jksub20.bsky.social @scriptsbyjames.bsky.social

Today in the @acmepackingco.bsky.social slack chat we're discussing My Cousin Vinny. The ending still pisses me off. It didn't HAVE to be a 63 Tempest. Yes, the 63 was the only year of the 1st Gen with an LSD and independent rear suspension. HOWEVER, the 64 had those options and looked similar

I just recently learned about a hairstyle called "the modem mullet". Gen Z just took the millennial faux hawk and made it wider

Arguably the best people watching experience you can have is the gate of a regional airport with a direct flight to Vegas on a Monday morning. This is the most diverse group of people I've ever seen in my life. And like 90% of them suck

I have expanded the Piñon Valley branding to include my "golf club". I have a used launch monitor in my back yard. I made a decent logo. My wife requested a sweatshirt. She loves it and asked me to make a similar logo for her school, Trailblazer. I realized she was asking for the Titleist branding

I'm trapped in the bowels of Ball Arena with 50 children under 6 years old. We've been here for almost an hour. They all have basketballs and no access to a bathroom I'm in the 7th circle of hell

I can still do this from memory

Me ripping packs after WotC drop a new set

GODDAMN

The back of my shirt says "Scurvy. When life doesn't give you lemons" Old man behind me in line at the gas station chuckled and goes "Young man that's an accurate statement on your shirt" Damn Skippy, old timer.

“Oh, Gutekunst, we're just automatically assuming is a smart person? Joe Douglas has proven. Has Gutekunst?” - Pat McAfee

Based on the timing and what I know about STMC, this is about the Dallas cowboys front office

Man I really love living next to NORAD during the threat of nuclear war

Even more than usual I hope he fuckin dies

Just once I want to wake up and log in to not see a bunch of people reacting to some horrible thing my country is doing followed by me scrolling to see what this atrocity is

Yesterday on Instagram @jakekoco.bsky.social showed his ass and accidentally made a 10 person group chat instead of sending a reel separately. We all roasted him for his meme harem. WE ALL FELT SPECIAL UNTIL YESTERDAY JAKE

Apparently when someone says they've been watching a lot of pitchers and catchers, it is inappropriate to respond with "giggity"

I think about this a lot

Just tried to add a flash drive to my key ring My keys:

Decided to join a gym to try a change of scenery instead of garage stuff. Across from a lady wearing a "thank you Charlie Kirk, you're a true patriot" shirt Fucking hell. I'm going back to my garage

I just heard my ringtone for the first time in I don't know how many years. Turns out it's the theme song for The I.T. Crowd.

I did the Lays 72hr SB thing. They were at my doorstep 71hrs after I signed up. About 70hrs from when they closed entries @sammwichh.bsky.social joked they were 2 weeks old and sitting on a truck I work in food manufacturing so I speak date code tl;dr these were made ~4 hours after I ordered Dang!

There are things I still need the hellsite for. For example: it's the only place to get notes on the pre-release Hytale patches. I have a burner @ because it's impossible to use without being logged in. Every time I go there I'm reminded why I left. How can any normal person still be there?

Tax the fuckin churches holy fuck

If this turns into a game I'm gonna be so pissed

Tough night for Pats fans. Zero points scored, halftime show wasn't in English, and your best player’s last name is “Gonzalez“

Watching a TE wearing 88 make a catch and immediately fall down makes me miss the season already

Fuck yes he did.

A government paid for Superbowl ad featuring a convicted rapist talking about killing himself just played while my kids were watching. I fucking hate this administration on so many levels I didn't think were possible.

I cannot wait to find out the lore of this wedding and reception happening as the halftime show

My wife just yelled up to the kids that the Bad Bunny concert is about to start. They stopped watching a YouTube video to come down. Damn generation Alpha and their woke ideology. Smh

It touched the ground

Using Microsoft copilot to scout is probably why the buccaneers suck

"Sam Darnold has a little bit of Brett Favre in him" He's racist?

NBC can't not do the SNL guest headshot thing

LMAO that wasn't a catch

For anyone just learning about Brandi Carlile today, here's my favorite solo song of hers. She's singing the song she wrote about her daughter to her daughter and it makes me WEEP youtu.be/z865nKpgH0Q?...

I'm pretty sure this is @zachjacobson.bsky.social