Man I really love living next to NORAD during the threat of nuclear war

Even more than usual I hope he fuckin dies

Just once I want to wake up and log in to not see a bunch of people reacting to some horrible thing my country is doing followed by me scrolling to see what this atrocity is

Yesterday on Instagram @jakekoco.bsky.social showed his ass and accidentally made a 10 person group chat instead of sending a reel separately. We all roasted him for his meme harem. WE ALL FELT SPECIAL UNTIL YESTERDAY JAKE

Apparently when someone says they've been watching a lot of pitchers and catchers, it is inappropriate to respond with "giggity"

I think about this a lot

Just tried to add a flash drive to my key ring My keys:

Decided to join a gym to try a change of scenery instead of garage stuff. Across from a lady wearing a "thank you Charlie Kirk, you're a true patriot" shirt Fucking hell. I'm going back to my garage

I just heard my ringtone for the first time in I don't know how many years. Turns out it's the theme song for The I.T. Crowd.

I did the Lays 72hr SB thing. They were at my doorstep 71hrs after I signed up. About 70hrs from when they closed entries @sammwichh.bsky.social joked they were 2 weeks old and sitting on a truck I work in food manufacturing so I speak date code tl;dr these were made ~4 hours after I ordered Dang!

There are things I still need the hellsite for. For example: it's the only place to get notes on the pre-release Hytale patches. I have a burner @ because it's impossible to use without being logged in. Every time I go there I'm reminded why I left. How can any normal person still be there?

Tax the fuckin churches holy fuck

If this turns into a game I'm gonna be so pissed

Tough night for Pats fans. Zero points scored, halftime show wasn't in English, and your best player’s last name is “Gonzalez“

Watching a TE wearing 88 make a catch and immediately fall down makes me miss the season already

Fuck yes he did.

A government paid for Superbowl ad featuring a convicted rapist talking about killing himself just played while my kids were watching. I fucking hate this administration on so many levels I didn't think were possible.

I cannot wait to find out the lore of this wedding and reception happening as the halftime show

My wife just yelled up to the kids that the Bad Bunny concert is about to start. They stopped watching a YouTube video to come down. Damn generation Alpha and their woke ideology. Smh

It touched the ground

Using Microsoft copilot to scout is probably why the buccaneers suck

"Sam Darnold has a little bit of Brett Favre in him" He's racist?

NBC can't not do the SNL guest headshot thing

LMAO that wasn't a catch

For anyone just learning about Brandi Carlile today, here's my favorite solo song of hers. She's singing the song she wrote about her daughter to her daughter and it makes me WEEP youtu.be/z865nKpgH0Q?...

I'm pretty sure this is @zachjacobson.bsky.social

You either die Martin Riggs or live long enough to see yourself become Roger Murtaugh. My company holiday party on Saturday followed by leaving for the airport at 5am Sunday has cemented it. I have finally become too old for this shit.

Hey I just wanted to let everyone know that you don't have to be plugged in all the time. I've been off my phone while on this work trip and when I get to my hotel at night I play PS2 games on my ROG Ally that's in airplane mode. I don't feel guilty not knowing every detail every second. Try it

I was out at dinner with my whole 12 person group of coworkers. An Italian joint. We're ordering dessert and I get the chocolate layer cake. I swear they brought me out a quarter of a fuckin cake. Everyone laughed and then started singing happy birthday. Whole restaurant clapped. Well played guys

The current track playing on repeat. Completely unrelated, Alex Pretti inspired me to finally sign up for a CCW cert class. open.spotify.com/track/5Pg8MZ...

I'm really glad that in times of immeasurable stress and anxiety I can always count on my football team to make it worse

I work in industrial automation for food/bev. The most popular controllers are made by Allen Bradley and programmed with Studio 5000. If you want to get a copy of the program from the controller, you upload. To cram a new one in its brain you download. Mix them up and the silence is expensive

Circling back to this one, John. Since this post we learned the person who was executed was a 37yo citizen RN named Alex Pretti. He was permitted to carry a gun, was attempting to help one of his neighbors, and was not resisting when he was first shot. He was definitely not struggling the next 9

I really can't wait for LA to host the 1936 Olympics

This is my senator having to squeeze in a little "both sides" talk with his still learning bullshit. I saw the video, John. You should watch it on a fuckin loop if you want to learn more. It was an execution.

Deploy the national fuckin guard you spineless piece of shit

I rode a creaky manlift up 6 stories for this view. Looking down into the abyss between grain silos was taint-tinglingly terrifying.

Oh the bears lost?

Mmmmm wutchyuhsaaaay Mmmmm thatchu only meant welll Well of course you did

I'm at a holiday inn Express in L.A. What are the odds the jets in this tub would give me a disease?

My kids know who Matt Prater is because he was in a Mark Rober video What a wild circumstance

Man I wish my kicker was a recovering alcoholic instead of a pervert

Update on 10 month old Willie: he's fuckin huge and I taught him "speak"

The other day in the APC slack

Oh man I almost forgot that Packer hands are not allowed to feel joy this month. There was never any hope

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

Last of the season