The worlds most powerful laxative (visiting a Barnes and noble)

Absolutely amazing things coming from my ex coworkers close friends story on insta

gay boy gastroenterologist queened out with me and then diagnosed me with IBS

Sister Hong trade from Nanjing China

Cowboy Carter concert on Saturday and I have no idea what I’m gonna wear

Wait I forgot mayhem ball tour is here tonight…yall think the bathhouses will be tea after the concert ends

BOBA TEA…GNARLY

Hello bloomfs how is everyone doing

Straight friends dragging me to a dive bar…I’m scared where’s the vodka cranberries and pride flags

a woman just trying to get home gets shot

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

Elon spilling piss, we wanna know where Marilyn Monroe at cause I know she not dead!

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

Happy pride month 😍

My flight attendant era will give rise to a new hoe era which will coincide with my gym progress era paying off…everyone should be scared

I was wondering why it seems like my phone keeps dying all the time oh…

This industry plant omg we need him GONE

Applied to Starbucks as a last resort and got rejected

Local gay bar has trivia night omg BITCH I LOVE TRIVIA NIGHTS

Okay I need to change up my hairstyle and dye my hair for the first time while I can before I start job that bans that bc of dress code 🫩🫩

Nothing haunts me more than not asking my hotel in Paris if I could take one of these home FREE THEMMMMM

All the EDC gays flooding into town already SOMEBODY HELP

Locked my keys inside my car now I’m standing outside this random 7/11 like a GTA hooker

And that was the best 20 minutes of my life THANK YOU PINKPANTHRESS

Now Miss pink we gonna have to sit down and have a talk about these song lengths…

Are any bloomfs going to EDC this year

the new pope:

Ok I’ll get this plane spotting photography thing down eventually I guess 🫩

When I rule the world, the SkyClub will have a darkroom

And they were both BOYS 🫢🤭

They ate this the fuck uuuuup!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmFs...

Had the sudden urge to sh*t in the middle of leg day omg I was fearing for my life

SHES SO PETTY I CANT STAND HERRRRRR

HUH

When I get my own apartment I’m framing this and hanging it on the wall for decoration

Job interview flopped getting poke to cheer me up

New katseye song so bad…like what HAPPENED

If I get one more automated job application rejection I’m literally gonna lose it

This picture fills me with such joy and happiness….in all the chaos and he’s still smiling I love u phryge…

SPIDER MAN NERF

This is how it feels like to never use ChatGPT or any AI at all

Tapped on the “good morning Friday” trending topic on tw*tter and first thing I see is a whole community of literal n*zis what the fuck

Bruh

Personally I just think that file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/cc/12/924BBD08-C225-4FC9-B0B3-A1D44C580F80/IMG_9407.jpg

Just realized I have free will to say anything on the internet…PEE PEE POO POO POO PEE PEE POO

Got a random burst of energy at 5am now I can’t sleep

iPhones are so boring now omg i wanna get a Samsung fuck the gossip