My late night snuggle buddy.

My AMC+ subscription (WHY AM I GETTING ADS?!??!) keeps showing this ad for “The Vampire Lestat”. And his “accent” or whatever the hell Is supposed to be, is atrocious. WTF.

Rest now, bitch face, we have much work yet to do

If data centres are so beneficial, they should only be built in high end neighbourhoods or on 18 hole golf courses.

If I’m paying for a fucking subscription I’m not going to watch ads. Quite happy to cancel and buy the dvds.

A cool rainy day calls for tea, a good book, and a pot of beans in the stove for dinner.

We are due for thunderstorms shortly and so lucky our cats don’t give a fig. They just find a nice spot to curl up and wait things out, just like if they were outside.

@seananmcguire.bsky.social I saw this and IMMEDIATELY thought of The Ghost Roads books

Astrid (the puppy cat) LOVES belly rubs. It isn’t unusual for me to wake up with her like this next to me, begging for tummy rubs.

This is the equivalent of cats And dogs living together, mass hysteria. The kitty on the right is NOT a fan of her little brother, on the left

My lower back: I’m sorry. Are you trying to do house and yard work? I’m sorry, that isn’t allowed without great pain. Have fun!

The joy of being middle aged is being awake at almost 1am roasting to death and needing a portable fan. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Finally saw one out in the wild.

I always love watching British period dramas that whine about “not allowed divorced people” to marry. Can ONE CHARACTER please call Out the basis of the Church of England?

So maybe it’s just me. But I saw a bit about “the extraordinary adventures of Adele Blanc-sen” and I’m so very confused. Watching it on Amazon, the lip sinc is so HORRIFICALLY off I can’t. Am I missing something?

In today’s episode of tummy hort, it is Leafy baby’s turn. ☹️☹️☹️

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Last night we had a sov-cit dad on the mom baby unit. The poor unit secretary that walked in to discuss how to fill out the birth certificate 😬😬😬

You know that scene where Donkey won’t stop talking and Shrek is dying inside? That's what it's like having Trump as president.

It’s always fun when me, my husband and our child have sleep disturbance issues at the same time. Who is sleeping where? For how long? Where do we all end up? So much fun. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

The fun thing about night shift is just how much it jacks up your ability to do things during your days off. 🙄😩😴

Artist: Dave Coverly

Me, yesterday: tomorrow I shall do all the things! Me, this morning: eh, it’s Monday. It’s a good day to read. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Me, every few days: Stomach, why do you hort so much?

Nothing against chronically ill people, I just didn’t want to be one #unsubscribe

Can someone PLEASE Explain why to me why Outlander chose to follow the GoT season 8 nonsense?!

If your commander-in-chief is being excluded from military operations (coz he’s a lunatic) and blocked from accessing the nuclear codes (coz he’s a lunatic), you’re overdue for a new commander-in-chief.

What the JFC bullshit is this season on Outlander?!?!?!

Just saw a post claiming she was born as a 20 weeker 30 years ago. Started To respond then realized it wasn’t worth my time.

The fun thing about IBS is you get unlimited scroll time on your phone. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

You and your “wild pregnancy”. Then your ass isn’t being treated.

That’s right. Night shift is The weirdest and the wildest of them all.

“Chivalry wasn’t dead. It just knew when to use someone else as a shield”. 😹😹thanks, Anne Bishop, for that amazing line.

I could dig it.

Drinking a Blithering Idiot while watching the newest The Pitt, because they are ALL acting like idiots.

Woot! Six of the last eight days I’ve managed a thirty minute walk outside. Sometimes has to split it up because of my back but still got it done. 🎉🎉🎉🎉

I'm basically a French prostitute right now

Right. Logging off and going to play Oregon Trail on the Switch so I can learn how to avoid dysentery and how many herbal remedies it takes to cure it. 🙄

You just KNOW he’s eating up all Of this attention he’s getting, like it’s a show with amazing ratings. 🙄

me: why does no one take my threats seriously? my threats:

Does @mayor.nyc.gov ever sleep?! Dude! I’m exhausted just watching you. AND wishing all of our politicians had this energy.

Someone added me to an “IRGC propagandist” list and…..I REALLY Confused as to what I might have posted that would make them think that. 🧐🤷🏼‍♀️

The thing about The Pitt that annoys me is that I know they’re just explaining things to the audience but it annoys the hell out of me the explain POLST and Braslow tape.

Dear gut: I don’t know what make you happy or sad or incandescent with rage. Can we PLEASE come to an agreement on this?!

I periodically tell our teenager that they are ABSOLUTELY welcome to their feelings, good, bad, sad, etc. but then also tell them about how their grandparents would NOT have tolerated this. Not to make them feel appreciative but to understand how was raised. Feelings were to be buried. ☹️☹️☹️