Live shot of me post-Thanksgiving meal

Current mood

YouTube recommending me

Dark woke winter is coming

Not a drag queen www.cnbc.com/2025/11/01/e...

What is the crime? Breasts‽ Succulent Simpson’s breasts‽

Figuratively speaking, how ‘bout I put a bounty on dat azz

The face I make when

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Oh how I long to be with the coastal elites

Siri query

www.wsj.com/us-news/law/... indict deez nuts

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Beach each

Only snowflakes will be offended

Thoughts and prayers

A small meal

Me to me

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TODAY!

United Meth

took a picture of this random dog so I could laugh at it without the owners seeing

Yeah, well, would a depressed person listen to this on the drive home from work?

Thought I lost my headphones but they were they were in my heart the whole time

Told the waiter to leave the bottle

::taps the sign:: www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/o...

Bajablastic news! 📰

Love love love this music video 💖 music.apple.com/us/music-vid...

it’s that time of year again

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To be fair, some of the real people awkwardly talk like a computer www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Friday

Getting ideas tv.apple.com/us/show/deco...

Amazingly awful experience

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!

RFK’s worm is growing stronger www.theatlantic.com/science/arch...

God is my co-copilot

We listen and we do judge

Trump should fly his Qatari plane to Newark

Gym

Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President theonion.com/man-can...

a Yemeni child raising an F-18 out of the Red Sea like an X-wing

Weekend vibes

“Bluesky dead” “Bluesky boring” Maybe you’re boring babes

People love their water roaches

April kinda sucked so plz let May be better

How do Trump's campaign promises stack up against his first 100 days? Cover your eyes...