He has dementia. This is how someone with dementia talks when they're trying to mask the fact that they aren't entirely sure where they are or what they were saying when they started a sentence.

Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...

Considering going to another Shavuot all-nighter this year because it's very funny to be the only lucid person at 4AM around a bunch of people who have standard circadian rhythms. They don't know what words mean anymore. They can't stop giggling. You have to make sure they don't walk into walls.

NEVER!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

The Democratic primary to represent Denver and Glendale is a 3-way race. Here are my interviews with: Diana DeGette: www.cpr.org/2026/05/18/c... Wanda James: www.cpr.org/2026/05/18/c... Melat Kiros: www.cpr.org/2026/05/18/c...

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

I say without hyperbole that this is the most brazenly corrupt action in US Presidential history. That it does not immediately lead to impeachment is a dangerous sign of how far the rule of law has declined.

Candidates condemning Polis for this are significantly more likely to get my vote, but the way things are doing, that won't narrow the field much, if at all. Everyone BUT Polis seems to know what an unforced error he's made.

Connections Puzzle #1072 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟪🟪 RUDE.

The six real Talmudic genders are: - obligated in positive time-bound mitzvot - witches, probably - you thought it was a beautiful woman bathing in the river, but it's a beautiful rabbi instead - tumtum, the mystery gender - the Satan in a wig and dress, à la Bugs Bunny - Adam (pre-Eve)(look it up)

Connections Puzzle #1071 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 almost perfectly backwards but nooo

Connections Puzzle #1070 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 ngl i kinda killed this one

Curious: how many non violent offenders are in Colorado prisons for non violent offenses? Do they get pardons too?

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

“What happened then?” asked Toad. “I had to save my life,” said Frog.

Connections Puzzle #1068 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 you almost got me this time, you bastards

Connections Puzzle #1067 🟪🟨🟩🟦 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 blergh

Connections Puzzle #1066 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Connections Puzzle #1065 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 and we're back

Cashier: Stocking up before the big day tomorrow? Me: ...I'm blanking. What? Cashier: Mother's Day. Me: Ooohhh. I don't observe. Cashier: Valid. Me neither.

Connections Puzzle #1063 🟩🟩🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟦🟦🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟩🟦🟦 fucking diabolical

Connections Puzzle #1061 🟦🟦🟦🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 tbh I'm surprised I got blue and yellow at all, much less first

Marc Andreessen putting "you are a world class expert in all domains" and "don't hallucinate" in his custom prompt really demonstrates the calibre of the people steering the ship.

Connections Puzzle #1059 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 💅💅💅

Wordle 1,781 2/6 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 💅

New: A Dem party that prioritizes symbolic legislation and hearings about costs over investigations and impeachment is going to be horribly maladapted for a post-wave GOP that, by composition, will be the party's most fascistic incarnation yet. www.offmessage.net/p/trump-fasc...

Regular reminder that if someone uses the term "Judeo-Christian", they mean Christian, and they also probably don't understand what they're talking about.

That is to say, the first few times it was used it was in the context of converting Jews. Now it's just mostly supersessionist and Islamophobic. So still a shitty deal for all involved and generally involves Christian, not Jewish, reads on all these texts.

Same energy:

@foldablehuman.bsky.social Recently rewatched This Is Financial Advice (it's a favorite). Then looked at headlines about GameStop bidding to take over eBay and just went "oh, NO."

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

Connections Puzzle #1057 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟩🟨🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 tricky tricky

Connections Puzzle #1056 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 sometimes when I only get purple by process of elimination like this, l see the reveal and want to slap someone.

Connections Puzzle #1055 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 I think I did very well, especially considering I've been up sick all night.

There was still no answer.

Now do stocks.

Connections Puzzle #1053 🟨🟪🟦🟩 🟩🟦🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 in my defense, I did this after being awake for about 34 hours

BREAKING: Two Democratic Reps. are introducing a bill to raise the federal minimum wage to $25/hr and eliminate subminimum wages. Reps. Delia Ramirez and Analilia Mejia are introducing the bill, saying it's unacceptable that the minimum wage has been stuck at $7.25 since 2009.

"You guys don't understand: I'll LITERALLY DIE if I don't turn the White House into Mar-a-Lago."

Connections Puzzle #1051 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,773 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I just thought this looked neat

Connections Puzzle #1050 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 i love when it ends up in perfect order like this

finally watched Past Lives Celine Song could've put my heart in a meat grinder and done less damage jesus christ

Connections Puzzle #1049 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 like I said.

Connections Puzzle #1048 🟪🟦🟩🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 I've been wanting to brag about how good I (usually) am at Connections, so I'm going to start doing that here where I (most likely) won't bother anyone.

youtu.be/bpc47nXzxsM this video project consumed me (lol) for several months but it's finally done Please like and subscribe and comment and share and stuff! My YT channel is still really small and I put a lot of work into this video essay so it means a lot to me.

A government-sanctioned "truth arbiter" will soon arrive at CBS. Their role will be to ensure that journalists do not criticize this Administration or express views that conflict with its agenda. This is a betrayal—not just of journalistic independence, but of the public trust. 🧵

@petebuttigieg.bsky.social Trans folks are 1% of the population, but you think the imaginary fears of transphobes need to be "taken seriously"? Even if this weren't a pro-bigot stance (it is), we have real, existential problems in the US that need attn. You're not a serious candidate for any office.

i think it is hard for some people to really their heads around the reality that kennedy is staunchly anti-vaccine and thinks that people should suffer through disease and that those who die deserved it and that those who survive are a better order of human being