My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast. Turns water into wine Floats on water Makes bread for 5000 people Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen! Jesus was a sourdough starter. Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' […]

Bingo, @jamestalarico.bsky.social 🎯 “Trickle-down economics is not a theory, it is theft”

Strawberry cake from last night! I make this every year for @mathias and I for Valentine's now. Cake is colored and flavored solely by really strawberries cooked down, and the frosting is solely colored and flavored with freeze-dried strawberries ^^ #baking #fedibakes

Call me insufferably millennial (and insufferably white) if you like, but Macklemore & Ryan Lewis's "The Heist" absolutely banged and I will *not* hear otherwise.

Decided to give Adeem the Artist's "Fervent for the Hunger" another shot tonight to try out some new mic technique; tossed in some new mixing choices. The backing track separation is better than last time too, but it still has its limitations. #singing #singersofmastodon

Decided to give Adeem the Artist's "Fervent for the Hunger" another shot tonight to try out some new mic technique; tossed in some new mixing choices. The backing track separation is better than last time too, but it still has its limitations. #singing #singersofmastodon

Anyone got an email client for Android that 1) isn't Gmail, 2) doesn't have ads, 3) does push notifications for new email, and 5) isn't hot fucking garbage? #askfedi

The fact that in the year of our dog 2026 you still have to hit the terminal to get or set the sample rate for your default audio device... #linux #pipewire

Ah, so that's how you _enable_ **Markdown** regardless of your fedi client.

The two hardest problems in Computer Science are: 1. Getting up in the morning 2. Going to bed at a reasonable time

Recently, I recorded a vocal cover of Ben Caplan's "Lost", because I stan Ben and he's right near the sweet spot of my range, and because that one makes me think of @KayOhtie :blobfoxheart: :blobfoxsnuggle: (And some bits other special people in my life.) I feel like I did a pretty good job of […]

Recently, I recorded a vocal cover of Ben Caplan's "Lost", because I stan Ben and he's right near the sweet spot of my range, and because that one makes me think of @KayOhtie :blobfoxheart: :blobfoxsnuggle: (And some bits other special people in my life.) I feel like I did a pretty good job of […]

Call me insufferably millennial (and insufferably white) if you like, but Macklemore & Ryan Lewis's "The Heist" absolutely banged and I will *not* hear otherwise.

:3 is valid punctuation send toot

CachyOS is the OpenSuSE of Bazzites

Does anyone know if you can opt out of Bridgy bridging individual toots, outside of privacy settings, e.g. hashtag no bridge or something?

Presenting my #kitchengladiators submission for the month of "laminated": cardamom brioche buns! These were a lot of fun, challenging because never done laminated but King Arthur's recipe made it easy to follow! Would definitely make these again! #baking #fedibakes

Reminder to American national broadcast networks: some people have T-3 listeners that automatically send an alarm signal to a central station. Don't get cute and play "teehee smoke detector sound" in your bumpers. You *will* trip a non-zero number of listeners.

Benjamin: All most people want is their own apartment and a spouse that loves them back. Quark: I also want a plasma cannon.

#furry #artwork 🎨 https://www.furaffinity.net/user/feve/

Been very much in love with this Fops lately,,, he's just so pretty and handsome and cute and aaaa. Also love his hairstyle. Gives me ideas... Character is Edgar Vladilisitsa by artist Tatujapa. #furry #furryart

[USpol, ALpol, +] Doug Jones has officially announced his candidacy for AL governor in 2026. I don't suffer under the delusion that a D is likely to win statewide office in AL in 2026 (though he did in 2017 and stranger things have happened), but I'm allowing myself a sliver of hope this time […]

Baked pumpkin biscotti last night with an adjustment to fit #kitchengladiators for this month: sweetening half with maple syrup! Cooked down pumpkin to cook off excess moisture to be replaced by syrup. Delightful! ^^ #baking #fedibakes #biscotti

Reading a Wired article with a clickbait headline and a totally sus (to me) subhead, and halfway through, the author introduces @deviantollam - then within about a paragraph mentions Deev describing a series of events as "kink-friendly", and accidentally starting a grass fire. High-brow […]

It's under control, far as anyone's seen But there ain't enough shit, to climb out the latrine :blobfoxupsidedown:

A cheeface for @jasiri.de ! #Art #FurryArt

Everyone's favorite overly powerful corpos may try their best to change it, but the internet still, largely, never forgets - including good things. The contents of some random sub-50-follower's hard drive WILL deliver.

Me: *watching car YouTuber who's going to fix the newly-liberated GM EV1* YT'er: "This was not a bidding war I could win. The maximum I could bid was $17,000, and if I paid that much, my boyfriend -- whom I love 😅✋, and he loves me -- would kill me violently~ So instead..." Walf: *rewinds to […]

[Implied very minor cooking injury] While prepping green onions, my right paw really said "hippity hoppity, it's time for chippity choppity" to my left thumb, and like come on my good bitch you're on the same side

My profile: *submitting after 4 months* BeatLeader:

Last night... @mathias: I've seen inside your head! Me: huh? Walf: *pulls up a YouTube video on the TV. It's a vine compilation* Me: o-oh Walf: See? (I quote Vines with some degree of frequency)

[USpol, ICE mention] so has anyone loudly sang Come Out Ye Black & Tans at an ICE protest yet and if not why not

Baked cinnamon rolls for my walf and I! Second time making them, lovely every time ^^ #baking #bakersofmastodon #bakergay #fedibakes

AWS Elastic Bottleneck™

Gee I wonder what could have lead to this #awsoutage... #rto #braindrain #footgun

It's been a while since I've posted any singing to fedi, like a while a while. But since I've been at it for about two years (with no formal training at all), I figured, why not. I saw the Bridge City Sinners in #atlanta recently (10/10 would sin again), and this was of course part of the set […]

It's been a while since I've posted any singing to fedi, like a while a while. But since I've been at it for about two years (with no formal training at all), I figured, why not. I saw the Bridge City Sinners in #atlanta recently (10/10 would sin again), and this was of course part of the set […]

my wife found this online somewhere recently, and I don't think I've agreed this hard with anything in a long time

"I'll busk for pants before I ever [play Begin Again live with the full Pendulum band]" - Rob Swire https://youtu.be/cB0bYc5phiY #neverforget #dankpoorlyagedposts

Whee, at #atlpride today with my walf and nook friend ^^

Everyone on Fedi 🤝 Loving critters #fediverse

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Computer, show me rubber animals