Does anyone know if you can opt out of Bridgy bridging individual toots, outside of privacy settings, e.g. hashtag no bridge or something?

Presenting my #kitchengladiators submission for the month of "laminated": cardamom brioche buns! These were a lot of fun, challenging because never done laminated but King Arthur's recipe made it easy to follow! Would definitely make these again! #baking #fedibakes

Reminder to American national broadcast networks: some people have T-3 listeners that automatically send an alarm signal to a central station. Don't get cute and play "teehee smoke detector sound" in your bumpers. You *will* trip a non-zero number of listeners.

Benjamin: All most people want is their own apartment and a spouse that loves them back. Quark: I also want a plasma cannon.

#furry #artwork 🎨 https://www.furaffinity.net/user/feve/

Been very much in love with this Fops lately,,, he's just so pretty and handsome and cute and aaaa. Also love his hairstyle. Gives me ideas... Character is Edgar Vladilisitsa by artist Tatujapa. #furry #furryart

[USpol, ALpol, +] Doug Jones has officially announced his candidacy for AL governor in 2026. I don't suffer under the delusion that a D is likely to win statewide office in AL in 2026 (though he did in 2017 and stranger things have happened), but I'm allowing myself a sliver of hope this time […]

Baked pumpkin biscotti last night with an adjustment to fit #kitchengladiators for this month: sweetening half with maple syrup! Cooked down pumpkin to cook off excess moisture to be replaced by syrup. Delightful! ^^ #baking #fedibakes #biscotti

Reading a Wired article with a clickbait headline and a totally sus (to me) subhead, and halfway through, the author introduces @deviantollam - then within about a paragraph mentions Deev describing a series of events as "kink-friendly", and accidentally starting a grass fire. High-brow […]

It's under control, far as anyone's seen But there ain't enough shit, to climb out the latrine :blobfoxupsidedown:

A cheeface for @jasiri.de ! #Art #FurryArt

Everyone's favorite overly powerful corpos may try their best to change it, but the internet still, largely, never forgets - including good things. The contents of some random sub-50-follower's hard drive WILL deliver.

Me: *watching car YouTuber who's going to fix the newly-liberated GM EV1* YT'er: "This was not a bidding war I could win. The maximum I could bid was $17,000, and if I paid that much, my boyfriend -- whom I love 😅✋, and he loves me -- would kill me violently~ So instead..." Walf: *rewinds to […]

Today I am stepping down from my role as the CEO of #mastodon. Though this has been in the works for a while, I can't say I've fully processed how I feel about it. There is a bittersweet part to it, and I think I will miss it, but it also felt necessary. It feels like a goodbye, but it isn't—I […]

[Implied very minor cooking injury] While prepping green onions, my right paw really said "hippity hoppity, it's time for chippity choppity" to my left thumb, and like come on my good bitch you're on the same side

My profile: *submitting after 4 months* BeatLeader:

Last night... @mathias: I've seen inside your head! Me: huh? Walf: *pulls up a YouTube video on the TV. It's a vine compilation* Me: o-oh Walf: See? (I quote Vines with some degree of frequency)

[USpol, ICE mention] so has anyone loudly sang Come Out Ye Black & Tans at an ICE protest yet and if not why not

Baked cinnamon rolls for my walf and I! Second time making them, lovely every time ^^ #baking #bakersofmastodon #bakergay #fedibakes

AWS Elastic Bottleneck™

Gee I wonder what could have lead to this #awsoutage... #rto #braindrain #footgun

It's been a while since I've posted any singing to fedi, like a while a while. But since I've been at it for about two years (with no formal training at all), I figured, why not. I saw the Bridge City Sinners in #atlanta recently (10/10 would sin again), and this was of course part of the set […]

It's been a while since I've posted any singing to fedi, like a while a while. But since I've been at it for about two years (with no formal training at all), I figured, why not. I saw the Bridge City Sinners in #atlanta recently (10/10 would sin again), and this was of course part of the set […]

my wife found this online somewhere recently, and I don't think I've agreed this hard with anything in a long time

"I'll busk for pants before I ever [play Begin Again live with the full Pendulum band]" - Rob Swire https://youtu.be/cB0bYc5phiY #neverforget #dankpoorlyagedposts

Whee, at #atlpride today with my walf and nook friend ^^

Everyone on Fedi 🤝 Loving critters #fediverse

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Computer, show me rubber animals

Landlords should have to get drug tested before increasing their tenants' rent. We need to make sure they're not wasting the money on drugs.

Say what you will about the general quality of goods we have here in the United States but it's undeniable we have the freshest hells on the planet.

Neurospicy? Nay, neuro*flavorful*.

Pivoting to some cozy critter cove :blobfoxcomfysleepy: Come relax for a while ^^ https://twitch.tv/kayohtie

Dear Hamilton Beach, Although it's just one repetition and thus not /quite/ there, you should still refrain from using a T4* as your microwave "I'm done :3" signal. Love, Walf ____ * Temporal-4, the NFPA 72 (2019+, prev 720) signal for CO alarm

"I don't even know if I know the difference between 'I'm happy' and 'fuck this is good coffee'." - Marc Maron

gonna point out for no reason that sometimes, when internal bulletins of investigations leak, some of the information is preliminary and will turn out to be hearsay or a miscommunication, and not meet the standards of evidence.

[USpol, TexasPol, Christianity, +] Word is that state sen. James Tallarico is going to enter the US Senate race in TX. I think a lot of people regard him as a strong candidate, and I've heard him speak before - he's a Christian, in seminary, and a genuine pro-choice Democrat. I don't feel […]

Here's some daily floomfwoofle serotonin: a bunch of walves being silly with trail cameras <3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzvFa8LkKww

Was all squeaky with the walfdog on Monday ^^ https://rubber.social/@kayohtie/115152249594541941

It's long past time for RDP to go die in a dumpster fire. A Sudden Surge in RDP Probing On August 21, GreyNoise observed a sharp surge in scanning against Microsoft Remote Desktop (RDP) services. Nearly 2,000 IPs — the vast majority previously observed and tagged as malicious — simultaneously […]

How Braden, Brailen, and Okayden pronounce "ethnic" ingredients

[Fortune cookie fortune + "in bed", silly, F slur directed at self] This one + "in bed" hits different different when you're a big ol' queer. :philadelphia_pride_flag: :verifiedpansexual: It also basically just said "hey hey what's up fag :blobfoxboop: "

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