Mario Maker, MM, flip it around.... WarioWare!

Happy boxing day to all the inflatable reindeer as they get deflated and stored away until next year

People say he's crazy he's got irons on the soles of his hooves Well that's one way to beat those trotting blues

It's about time you all knew the truth. It's me: *I'm* the giddyup jinglehorse who needs to pick up its feet.

My knob got banged too hard and now it's fallen off :(

Gay Human to Gorse Horse pipeline

I'm at the national railway museum— not that any of you cares about trains

How do you Linux creatures back up your files?

Butt trumpeting horse (above: ‘Gloria Patri’ - 'Glory be to the Father’). ‘The Maastricht Hours’, Liège 14th century. British Library, Stowe 17, fol. 153v. #medieval #medievalart

Rings that turn you into a magical catgirl

The whelmometer is measuring alarming levels of whelmage at the moment

WTF I paid £5 for a fake CD at a vintage shop! Can't believe the pirates got me, after all those warnings from Disney and the FBI!

#fauxfacts Henry VIII was so called because he was 8 feet tall and resembled a Henry Numatic vacuum cleaner

This international men's day, let's remember: if you're a man, it's up to you to decide what that looks like for you. Do you want to be kind? Generous? Supportive? Protective? Flamboyant? Colourful? You can even wear earrings and make-up if that's what you want to do. #internationalmensday

Wine and cheese party (it's just sergals installing Windows programs on attendees' Linux machines)

When Will Toledo sang "I saw a horse and it saw me" he was talking about the time I went to a Car Seat Headrest gig

[Mozilla] Here at Mozilla we understand not everyone wants genuine rhino horn powder. That's why we're making it easy to opt out of receiving your genuine rhino horn powder, while still continuing to innovate on sourcing the freshest genuine rhino horn powder for those who rely on it, because […]

I implore you, please, I'm begging on my hoofs and other hoofs

#fauxfact Magic The Gathering was invented in 1893 by British authors C.S. Magic, James Gathering, and Robert Louis The, while they were students at Public School school together.

On the fediverse, the algorithm will shadowban you if you say h*trosexual, so most of us on here just say "ungay" or "unhomo". #feditips #fauxfacts

You're telling me that Gary K. Wolf, most famous for creating an anthro toon rabbit and accompanying toon universe, is not a furry?

There better be some good ponyplay gear coming out in 2026 Chinese year of the horse (on the desktop)

*gallops through your mind palace, knocking over a bucket of passwords*

Gorse lore: I think I'm posting very smart and talented toots but everyone who reads them just sees neighing and horse noises. Any boosts or favs I get are not people appreciating my witty takes but folks who appreciate a cute dumb horse when they see one.

If you neglected to get a Halloween costume for tonight and a mysterious box containing a fursuit turns up at your door... Just be wary, ok?

😳#tfThursday

i want to be the ponie

I want you all to be on your beast behavio[u]r please

I'm going to launch an internet hair salon called Perms and Conditions

If October 26th 2025 at 1am is so good how come there's no October 26th 2025 at 1am 2?

Sorry everyone I think it was me who broke the internet, I clicked too many times on my roblox so I think that's what broke it, sorry sorry sorry 🫣

Speak to the apiarist if need bee

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Horses!!

[Hades Ⅱ review] The moon has a cool horse 5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

You examine the artefact. A powerful amulet pulsing with mysterious power. You add it to your Powerful Amulets Pulsing With Mysterious Powers collection.

[Wordle classic spoilers] I got wordle in 2 today: Horse Shiny The universe is sending me a message?

Computer, show me rubber animals

"what's happening to me???" I cry, as I drop the bottle labeled in big letters "this will literally turn you into an animal"

Where do people get decent quality sewing patterns from? Is there like a website just for listing sewing patterns?

They got anything to do in that there London of an evening? Maybe a little live music or something? I'm taking my sibling on a birthday trip.

#silentsunday #PletzfeldAnimalFriends #cognacthehorse #photography #animals #horses #horsesofmastodon #darktable #mywork #myphoto

[Sexually explicit; avian genitals] It's a good day for a Guinness 😉

I went to a screening of Hackers last night and won the soundtrack in the raffle. Jealous?

Pest worked up your cats and dogs (4)

Love the war horse, hate the war

On Tuesday I'm screening Dr. Seuss's 1953 musical adventure The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T in #leeds as part of the #scalarama DIY film festival Only a few tickets remain! https://scalaramaleeds.co.uk/listings/2025/the-5-000-fingers-of-dr-t/

*transforms you into an animal* haha you're an animal now

Actually that's not funny, twin guards only contradict each other when they're very stressed

I trust this guy to make my food