our fire alarm is low battery and doing Loud Frequent Chirps but also my housemate has broken their leg and I have severely temporarily disabled my right arm so we are just making the best of going absolutely fucking insane together :-)

"A rewardingly introspective and well-balanced first issue, this series promises to be every bit as hard-hitting and brilliant as the last..." Huge thanks to CBR and @isaacwh.bsky.social for getting it, and for this really lovely thoughtful review. (Contains spoilers!) www.cbr.com/golden-rage-...

REVIEW IS UP FOR ‼️: Mouse Guard: Dawn of the Black Axe #1 [⭐⭐🌟] Written, colored and lettered by David Petersen @mouseguard.bsky.social and illustrated by Gabriel Rodriguez @grcomics.bsky.social, from BOOM! Studios @boom-studios.com www.cbr.com/mouse-guard-...

cataclysmic mental break postponed until October

Foolishly explained to my beautiful and relatively offline husband who Buck Angel is and now he's just scowling and scrolling his phone and muttering "oh no" under his breath every few seconds

Tony Hawk Torment Cube

REVIEW IS UP FOR ‼️ : Minor Arcana Vol. 1 [⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐] Written, illustrated and coloured by Jeff Lemire @jefflemire171.bsky.social, with letters by Steve Wands and additional colors from Patricio Delpeche, from BOOM! Studios @boom-studios.com www.cbr.com/minor-arcana...

REVIEW IS UP FOR ‼️: NYX Vol. 1: What Comes Next Will Be Marvelous TPB [⭐⭐] Written by Jackson Lanzing @jacksonlanzing.bsky.social & Collin Kelly @collinkelly.bsky.social, art by Francesco Mortarino w/ @enidbalam.bsky.social. Colors by Raúl Angulo, letters by Joe Sabino www.cbr.com/nyx-vol-1-wh...

REVIEW IS UP FOR ‼️: Snotgirl #19 [⭐⭐⭐🌟] Written by Bryan Lee O’Malley and illustrated by Leslie Hung @lesliehung.bsky.social, with colors by Rachael Cohen and letters by Iasmin Omar Ata @deltahead.bsky.social, from Image Comics @imagecomics.com www.cbr.com/snotgirl-19-...

REVIEW IS UP FOR ‼️: Batgirl #5 [⭐⭐🌟] Written by Tate Brombal @tatebrombal.bsky.social, pencils/inks by Takeshi Miyazawa @takmiyazawa.bsky.social & inks by Wayne Faucher, colors by Mike Spicer and letters by Tom Napolitano @tenapolitano.bsky.social, from DC Comics! www.cbr.com/batgirl-5-re...

Not correcting the pharmacist's assumption that I am picking up medication for "my girlfriend" has led to a whole extended universe revolving around a fictional woman with my dead name. Anyways, she's up for a promotion this month and also we're thinking about having a baby :)

REVIEW IS UP FOR ‼️: The Ultimates #10 [⭐⭐⭐🌟] Written by Deniz Camp @denizcamp.bsky.social, illustrated by Juan Frigeri, with colors by Federico Blee @toonfed.bsky.social and letters from VC’s Travis Lanham, from Marvel Comics @marvelcomicshqs.bsky.social www.cbr.com/the-ultimate...

REVIEW IS UP FOR ‼️: Doctor Strange of Asgard #1 [🌟] Written by Derek Landy @dereklandy.bsky.social, illustrated by Carlos Magno, with colors by Espen Grundetjern and letters from VC’s Cory Petit, from Marvel Comics @marvelcomicshqs.bsky.social www.cbr.com/doctor-stran...

REVIEW IS UP FOR ‼️: Jumpscare #1 [⭐⭐⭐⭐] Written by Cullen Bunn @cullenbunn.bsky.social, illustrated and coloured by Danny Luckert and letters by Joshua Reed, from Image Comics @imagecomics.com www.cbr.com/jumpscare-1-...

Today on People Have Always Been Weird: charity shop find in Cardiff city centre. Have you ever wanted to roleplay non-monogamy in narrative mix tape form? Perhaps make a spouse re-live the emotional devastation of your affair? The 1970s have got your back. Love the Lead Paint Decade

REVIEW IS UP FOR ‼️: Justice League Unlimited #4 [⭐⭐🌟] Written by Mark Waid @markwaid.bsky.social and illustrated by Dan Mora, with colors by Tamra Bonvillain @tamrabonvillain.bsky.social and letters by Ariana Maher @airy.bsky.social www.cbr.com/justice-leag...

REVIEW IS UP FOR ‼️: Absolute Wonder Woman #5 [⭐⭐⭐🌟] Written by Kelly Thompson @kellythompson.bsky.social, with art by Hayden Sherman @cleanlined.bsky.social, colors by Jordie Bellaire, and letters from Becca Carey @beccasee.bsky.social www.cbr.com/absolute-won...

I love working on movies more than anything else in the world 🙂‍↕️ script supervisors of the world unite (all 19 of us)

REVIEW IS UP FOR ‼️: Ultimate Wolverine #2 [⭐⭐] Written by Chris Condon @christophcondon.bsky.social, illustrated by Alessandro Cappuccio @alecappuccio.bsky.social, with colors by Bryan Valenza and letters from VC’s Cory Petit. www.cbr.com/ultimate-wol...

REVIEW IS UP FOR ‼️: DC Horror Presents: Creature Commandos #5 [⭐🌟] Written by David Dastmalchian, yes the one you are thinking of, illustrated by Jesús Hervás, with colors by Alex Guimarães and letters by Ferran Delgado. www.cbr.com/dc-horror-pr...

REVIEW IS UP ‼️: The Question: All Along the Watchtower #4 [⭐⭐] Written by Alex Segura @alexsegura.bsky.social, with art by Cian Tormey @ciantormey.bsky.social and Raül Fernandez @raulfdez.bsky.social, colors by Romulo Fajardo Jr. and letters by Willie Schubert www.cbr.com/the-question...

REVIEW IS UP FOR ‼️: Bug Wars #1 [⭐⭐⭐] Written by Jason Aaron @jasonaarondc.bsky.social , illustrated by Mahmud Asrar @mahmudasrar.bsky.social, with colors by Matthew Wilson and letters from Becca Carey @beccasee.bsky.social www.cbr.com/bug-wars-1-r...

Oh I don't suppose anyone would mind if I just........ Spent the rest of this coach journey uploading links to a backlog of my comic reviews..........

watching 2nite: Love and Black Lace (1964) dir. Mario Bava.

no way I'm getting my trimonthly reminder i have a bluesky account in the form of one of my favourite writers @'ing me 💀

Best review title I've ever seen, thanks @isaacwh.bsky.social

WATCHING: A Confucian Confusion (1994, Taiwan) dir. Edward Yang

Check out my review of CREEPSHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL 2023 #1 [🌟🌟🌟⭐/5] A spooky seasonal double bill, featuring words by Daniel Kraus and James Asmus, art by Jonathan Wayshak and Letizia Cadonici, colours by Adriano Lucas and Francesco Segala, with letters by Pat Brosseau www.cbr.com/creepshow-ho...

check out my review of GEIGER: GROUND ZERO #1 [🌟🌟/5] Newly-founded Ghost Machine presents a well-constructed but not particularly visually compelling prequel. Some lovely moments in the writing and interesting colours, but holistically a bad starting-point for newcomers www.cbr.com/geiger-groun...

BREAKING NEWS: man who waited until the 20th of December to get a skinfade shocked and horrified by new insights into external air temperature

I'm only half joking when I say it is so stupid easy to be in the top 3% of men. Literally just know your way around a French Press, have decent core strength, be helpful and don't worry about it

my life a movie (budget Flushed Away remake)

have either seduced or frightened my new housemate within the first 2 hours by moving a massive mattress up a mezzanine ladder on my ones, and when she asked why I didn't come get people to help I panicked and said "it was easy"

god fuckin damn. it's like that huh

the masculine (?) urge to cook a meal and then eat the entire thing standing at the countertop........

so seriously and profoundly need what he has (bisexual amount of facial scruff, no direction in life, Rat Instincts)

Every day my beautiful girlfriend asks me "can you please change your phone background to a less ridiculous and goofy-looking picture of me" and I smile and look into her eyes and I touch her face very gently and I say "absolutely not"

the full spectrum of masculine emotions is available on an app near you

that's crazy

you know what, I Believe Him

using :3 again in casual and affectionate text conversations. i am finally healing

//in a voice that sounds like i am speaking to you from Outer Space// THIS SQUEET IS REACHING YOU FROM THE BLUESKY DESKTOP APP . I REPEAT, THI

it's okay i can make him better

NOOOOOOOO

gay: i should press some of the flowers this guy bought me faggot: i should press some of the flowers this guy bought me between the pages of this extremely graphic comic of Griffin and Guts from Bezerk fucking each other

I lived 😎 dudes rock 😎😎

TRAD CLIMBING DAY TRAD CLIMBING DAY !!!!! will let you all know if I **don't** go splat on the gritstone by 3pm GMT (otherwise, consider me donezo)

achieved the rare "Megabus Triple" on this coach journey (taken a shit, taken a nap, taken serious object to the person sitting in front of me)