the other day i worked the phrase aura loss into one conversation with a friend, and she pointed it out, and i have never felt so humiliated in my life as when i realized that i had forced that phrase into my vocab to a NOTICEABLE extent

MWAH!!! kissed ya.

its time to meow.

boost if you're a radically pro-transgender anarchist

i am now Officially a go software developer (professionally approved)

the halimede of the left

pregnant she got me pregnant she got me pregnant she got me pregnant done using me i'm just a me-mory

legally required to top people who are much taller than me. jetpack coded shit

you need to get hornier for anthropomorphic creatures

dont read this message

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on a whim, i read The Ax by Donald Westlake today. it was a veeeery breezy read; i finished it all in one day. fucking wild book. the pacing was EXCELLENT and it delivered really well on its premise. CERTAINLY very troubling and the protagonist was pretty wretched a person, but interesting […]

one simply must yearn

You're not supposed to use the 2-in-1 shampoo because it violates the Unix philosophy

the danger of passing (being read as a halimede-like chaser)

i lovr when they celebrate a batter for drawing a walk because it's one of those skills that i could definitely match them for

https://standardebooks.org/ is quite a lovely website i dare venture to say

listens to Grouper, but in a healthy and emotionally stable manner

gotta brb. afterward i will be transback

people want to kill me for the driving crooner

grinding my service top skills so that i can optimize for "short dommy tgirl with a bright chirpy feminine voice," which is an S-tier classification in the Fuck Rankings

sinking and laughing at something sunken in i am

i have adopted the parlance of a foppish 19th century dandy in this latest hour

i think vince gilligan would make a very good count of monte cristo tv show

i'm pretty much exactly an example of what it would be like if a girl could be gay

high key i have tits

i'm 30s-ing successfully....i thinks... friday night went to a danny brown concert, saturday morning got my hair done and got groceries at costco, saturday evening went to a furry dance party and made out with pretty furries (hi !), sunday read and cleaned the house. went to bed early and woke […]

START scarin the hoes

(said with the same connotation as "true bug") true clown

they damn fucked up the bottom surgery bros gave me a Square hole

challenges a strike down the middle of the plate and then immediately grounds into a double play

remember that funny grape we all loved so many years ago? this is her now. feel old yet???

i should buy a django reinhardt record. feels like some django would compliment dinner parties very well. i might stop up at the record store in millvale some time and grab that + the julian lage album i love so much because i know they have both. i woulda bought them last time i was there on […]

GOD i love being gay with friends

last night i jumped in a mosh pit for thr first time since i was like 20 and god i missed that feeling. that rules

definitely one of my favorite literary techniques is building to a major event for like multiple chapters and then resolving that event in one to two terse and emotionless sentences

the thing about friends is doing gay shit with them

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yesterday evening i finished negative space by b.r. yeager and i have to admit to not having liked it very much. it felt very ... plotless and meandering, more of a tone poem than a story, but perhaps that is just me not being curious enough to follow the subtext and read between the lines of […]

i am the stone that the builder had no particular feelings about

count of monte cristo is genuinely so silly

Focus

HOCKEY TIME. i hope that gritty doesn't ritually murder our mascot in a brutal fashion, war criminal style

today at work i read i who have never known men, which was a deliciously readable novella that i really enjoyed, although it left me with more of a disquieted and intrigued feeling than any strong emotions. which seems appropriate given the tone of the narrator. she is very...oddly relatable in […]

finished pachinko by min jin lee last night. my goodness what a brilliant work of art. it had the scope and depth of a true literary classic. of special note to me were the way that some truly devastating things were delivered matter of factly, in one or two lines, with no fanfare. this was […]

i'm ben bernanke, spencer.

i'm not even supposed to BE here 🤡

i read three books this month covering the history of toronto. of the three of them, the toronto book of love by adam bunch was the most enjoyable, and i would gladly read his other toronto book of the dead. very very exceptional, entertaining pop history. i think anyone would enjoy reading it […]

reading books :)