an essential fact you simply must recognize for the good life is that when it is hot out and you are in the vicinity of a 7/11, you are roughly $2 away from a slurpee

you can get a pretty good idea of my political platform by looking mostly at militant leftist graffiti

*frolicking* ..oh! don't mind me! *frolicking*

@mariasy she's seen up close and personal, ladies and gentlemen. (twirls my hair) she's knows who i am.

one thing about me is perhaps that i am constantly raising the bar for the circus and doing it foolishly.

and yoooouuuu're nia! (zap) (pet pet pet)

the fact anybody follows me at all is horrifying. look at this. come on

they said that to ME *at* a dinner

now more than ever we need militancy and queer liberation. which is why i'm really glad that our finest internet discoursers are fighting the good fight, furiously arguing night and day about which paratextual trans headcanons for fictional characters from mostly childrens and YA media are most […]

everyone in this zendo desires me carnally and is spending their entire time on the cushion quietly observing and trying to let go of their attachments to that desire

i fuck exactly like the high pitched squeal of a failing air compressor in a city bus

anyway i will be at anthrocon this weekend Naturally hmu

@mariasy *Opens my waistband, and looks down* “well I’ll be damned”

beautiful women begging me to go to bed and fuck them but i have a perfect a10 necrobinder doom run to finish out

either way is not my businence

one thing that always sets off my bullshit detectors is when an author describes phenomena in terms of population or demographic differences, where they are actively coercing correlation into having some significance or meaning to their thesis, but i suppose that is a way by which conclusions […]

[poem!] young passions, blowing out at nearly everything— bloody, smashed, angry, bashed, no hope for almost anything. you arrive to grown-up life ignored and aghast, a sad little cache of secrets and unbecomings. your raging, rabbit heart, which pools deep in your belly and never scabs wine […]

she (girl) / they (will dap you up)

Also, much like Dr Pepper is a woman, Dr Penis is too, of course :verified_trans:

*me asking my friend, Polly, an indecipherable, and possibly gibberish philosophical question* "Polly, am or us?"

shouts out to friends who change your vocabulary irreversibly forever. Today, I thank Zoey for my inability to say "Dr Pepper" any more, and my now insistence on calling it "Dr Penis". God I'd love to crack open a nice fresh can of Dr Penis

silent is my favorite to play, then necrobinder, then defect, then ironclad, then regent. i oh so hate playing regent

my goal is to come across as so funny, charming, dynamic, and vivacious that people can just sort of guess that i didn't have a very good childhood without me needing to say it out loud

i met god. she's a sex pest

[selfie eye contact] i took this photo and i heard a falcon distantly scream

Most Furry discourses can be boiled down to "I think we should gut the community of its character to appeal to those who only appreciate furry at an aesthetic surface level"

before fucking me, please do a land acknowledgment for being on the ancestral territory of the pascua yaqui people

If your reasons for censorship and repression is to protect kids, you're a lying fascist. You don't give a shit about kids. You just want to disappear queer people.

This extends to the anti porn/kink crowd, btw! If you don't like communities that are accepting of and open about sexuality, don't join!

there's no more cum left anywhere

i got some shit to get out of my system but then i'll be normal again

it was the goose that created value

any time i think anything funny at all i immediately post it. and then occasionally i think. hm. maybe i should have put that on followers only. and i delete and redraft it.

happy suck and fuck sunday

fine, fine, here's my terrible comic

one small thing i've discovered that i could probably do for weeks at a time and never get bored of is digging through really old records, newspaper clippings, journals, photos, etc.

they can take away my employment, but they can’t take away my swag #fuckdaworld #ihaveswag

privileged to be surrounded by pretty women who, in turn, think i am pretty 🙂‍↕️ #winning

in order to purge my soul of the disgust of computer touching i must go to diy hardcore show with my new pervert friends and get shoved around violently in a pit

its my job to go on the web site and say things

what if i don't find a girl i love as much as league bro ❤️

at the drop in ttrpg session i decided to join last night, i made a david s pumpkins reference that nobody got

*closing my eyes and balling my fists* thirty and flirty and thriving. thirty and flirty and thriving. thirty and flirty and thriving

after a certain age, scrapping in the discourse mines about a media property is just kind of tragic

i walk up to the podium. i clear my throat. i bite the microphone. i hurriedly tear it off the stand with my teeth and flee as the crowd panics

i am sorry for making a computer joke in my last post. i have been trying to radically reduce the amount of personality space i allow Computer to occupy in my soul but sometimes it overflows

🏳️‍⚧️ HRT Start Date: Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 UTC

Uh Oh! your small business owner is White and Middle Class! this predator can sometimes camouflage itself in front of prey by painting itself in queer or progressive symbolism. keep an eye out for obvious self-dealing and vague non-specific future promises to labor

real.