i dared to plug an 3.5mm jack microphone into arch linux

fuck, karous is so cool. the soundtrack. it destroys me. god.

deeply surreal

lovely puppy eat a mushoom.

nimi ante a.

🛬❕️

utterly humiliating experience in new york LGA: i walk through a big airport convenience store. it is all very new and fancy and clean and sterile. i pass the many shelves of prepackaged things and grab an apple. i approach one of ten vacant self-checkouts. it tells me to scan a barcode. it is […]

i keep a little notebook handy, in which i catalog what my IRL friends smell like. it brings me a lot of joy. last night my abilities were put to excellent use. one of 6 friends forgot a beanie... i give it a sniff. it smells like shea butter, spent incense, and vanilla... easy, that's my […]

i keep a little notebook handy, in which i catalog what my IRL friends smell like. it brings me a lot of joy. last night my abilities were put to excellent use. one of 6 friends forgot a beanie... i give it a sniff. it smells like shea butter, spent incense, and vanilla... easy, that's my […]

they call it "Pittsburgh" for a reason, you know

98hhyyhhnmyy ft7vvkming goffffddd 💖💖💖💖💖

last night i dreamt i was in love with a giant rainbow worm. i miss them #myart #art #worm #furryart #weirdfur

shit's called fucking yomu to nomu. come on. oh my god

[you, 🐕] the dog has filled its heart. little universes dance around in its head. curled up with you, it lazily gnaws on your arm. drool slides down some of your unshaved fur. it's damp... you wonder if it'll complain if you move the arm away. its teeth slide in and it hums low. that's […]

thank you bikes for solving the age old problem "things i want to go to are maybe just a little far away, and it is cold"

the week it came out, my parents took me to see The Shack (2017). i remember being gifted the book around age 11 or 12 and liking it, because that's what good little religious kids are supposed to like. i was 15 in 2017, and that was past the point of no return for me. i liked men. i walked out […]

@[email protected] ah yes. finally a device you can use to play `[object null]`

by the nature of fate, i have ended up with a free ps4 i am not. entirely sure what do to about that. i do not have the money to buy any of the cool shmups i'd theoretically try on it. i did grab a used copy or shin sakura wars, though

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* i make 10 batches of the same peanut butter cookies over for months * they're good * i move * all of my batches turn out completely terrible ??????

(swinging arms fore and aft to the beat) lots and lots of jets and planes. lots and lots of jets and planes

my nintendo switch wrapped has excellent news for me

- friends buy human size dogbed - it's nice - i buy human size dogbed - explain it to boss ("it's nice") - boss buys human size dogbed

she's gonna make me slide with my 🐕. like i'm 🐕.

guys. guys it. it already. um

eating my free work-provided prepackaged s'mores yogurt. and i have to pick all of the chocolate chips out. because i 🐕.

they told me as a dog i need to connect with my culture so i 🐕

ive been awake 10000000 hours

"we have a $10,000 donation" much applause toad star in the relay? fucking raucous applause. deafening

enjoying meals to the sounds of relaxing video game songs at a real restaurant is quite funny.

darius got pushed back an hour. lmfao im here. haj in tow

drinking out of a powerful artifact ft. @Amberrrrrrr

aaaaaaaah. aaaa. aaaaaaaaaa..aaa aaaaaahhhh aaaaaaahhhh 💫 🐕 🐕 💫 💞 🐕 💞 💫 🐕 🐕 🐕‍🦺 🐕 💞 💞 💖 💫 💞

yum dot com implies the existence of yuck dot cock

google trends says the word "amortization" saw a bump in usage in 1980 and then an exponential decrease ever since. which could be nothing

great translation. is youtube FUCKING KUSO？

i use arf btw

i've ridden the light rail in pittsburgh 40 times and only just now realized you're supposed to request stops. weird

- sa2 run today at 2 (im at work) - star fox 64 run tomorrow morning (im at work) - sonic rush run weds morning (maybe) - fzero gx run weds evening (maybe) - darius gaiden 1CC run saturday at 4:30am (fuck!!!!!!!!!)

#gdq today ^w^ i'm very excited. i will be hanging around it in the morning. maybe youll spot a nia in a crowd camera. what joys

unfortunately the closest english analogue to everything i just said is "woof woof bark bark". best i can do

thought about the ever-odd fact that i've been plurality integrated for the past two years of my-our life. and then i got really really really dizzy quite quickly is what happened

poignant

(wakes up with a start, days later) oh my fucking god they were flirting with me

thanks @niaco you're so cool @niaco

i am going to start bringing a notebook with me everywhere i go and noting what people i love smell like.

puppy music of 2025! hooray! personal favorites per line are written in color!