i wonder what minogame hellsinker smells like. ... 💭 swampwater and ozone...

*frolicking* ..oh! don't mind me! *frolicking*

i could so easily generate a 3-post 2500-character-per BANGER breakdown about my feelings on star fox 2026. however, i am employed.

one thing about me is perhaps that i am constantly raising the bar for the circus and doing it foolishly.

and yoooouuuu're nia! (zap) (pet pet pet)

ohh my god. ho my god deltrune. oh my god. ohn my god 🪶

VANISH ALL PURPOSELY HARMFUL PEOPLE for UNLIMITED WEALTH

the fact anybody follows me at all is horrifying. look at this. come on

fine, fine, here's my terrible comic

bold of Nintendo to base Star Fox (2026)'s plot off of the "Legend Of Krystal" timeline, but i must admit it does have the greatest foundation for modern AAA game adaptation

tenpo poka la tenpo suno "o pali e sitelen musi leko ike" [ #makeaterriblecomicday ] li lon. mi lukin ala e ni, la tenpo suno ni a la mi pana e musi ni pi #tokipona

sturdy, purdy, and diving

hurdy, gurdy, and jiving

thirsty, flirsty, and friday

thirteen, flirteen, and thriveen

*closing my eyes and balling my fists* thirty and flirty and thriving. thirty and flirty and thriving. thirty and flirty and thriving

al dente is arabic for "the dente"

everyone thinks humoring the problematic things i enjoy is FUN and COOL until i go "hey could you sign this Statement of Contrary Intent"

i walk up to the podium. i clear my throat. i bite the microphone. i hurriedly tear it off the stand with my teeth and flee as the crowd panics

ooohhh. ooooooohhh i have got to make a ref for apricot

happy birthday sonic the hedgehog.

i think i've seen this video before.

i walk up to the podium. i clear my throat. i bite the microphone. i hurriedly tear it off the stand with my teeth and flee as the crowd panics

[plural musing!] *contented nod!*

!!

It’s not just an aesthetic, It’s a lifestyle! Keep Furry Weird!!!

your errant paw reaches into the portal... your sense of touch fills in what your vision cannot. ...it's warm on the other side, maybe a little humid. you feel quiet wind blowing soft against your fur. it must be sunny over there. perhaps tropical? you reach down to see if th- AGH! something […]

nia can be trusted with the

(turning to my large taur-shaped leopard companion) chakat, is this real?

like oh you two aren't sisters? ...but you're fucking? ???

nia can be trusted with the

and iiiii’m nia!

i'm literally nia

i'm literally maria

excitedly picked up a piece of chalk on the ground. it was, in fact, a cigarette in a ditch.

(to the tune of "The Entertainer") woof

i hope you're enjoying this streak of posts about old bullshit. in my next post, i'll be dishing out hot takes about Scott Joplin. be sure to subscribe so you don't miss that

i am convinced the amount of rests gordon lightfoot choses after every bar is completely random

how dare the kingston trio change Zombie Jamboree's "i done dead already" to "it doesnt matter really". you went out of your way to relocate it to a New York cemetary and NOW you say it DOESN'T MATTER? put some respect on the name of the Zombie Jamboree

i shook my head like a wet dog and now it hurts so much. that's stupid. this is stupid

what a truly wonderful day it was. i got out of work a little early to grab groceries and snacks for the movie night i hosted..! i spent my evening cooking and wiggling to music, then friends piled in and we all watched a silly, goopy horror movie together. we all freaking adored it キ^w^ aaaa […]

sonic frontiers definitive edtn. box art leaked. sonic is 2% darker blue and his head is turned slightly differently in one of the renders. awesome

i am going to buy all the newly illegal Skill Game cabinets in pennsylvania and jailbreak all of them and open the world's shadiest stg arcade

Uh Oh!

miss melody STARTED appearing on a monday. take that

there are so many things you should know about miss melody. you don't know anything about miss melody

sex was a lie invented to sell video game ERP

end of starchild fucking excellent

my clothes are all dry in very normal places