got petted so much at the arcade. the world is full of joy.

shamefully and slowly sliding my car seat back because my tail is pushing me too far into the steering wheel

i'll consume your fucking kibble and i'll bark like a dog. chewing on your toys like i'm tripping on egg nog

Currently reading The Young Visiters, a victorian novel written by a 9 year old girl https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/21415

(pronounced like hideo kojima) i'm always playing Video Gojimes

huh..? sorry, i don't know what Discord is. can you just join my Roger Wilco channel

your ass CANNOT be that thirsty.

hachoo

past me named something in this art piece after a specific number. i'm coming back to it a month later desperately trying to remember what the fuck the number means

why would you get a haircut for your split ends alone. bite it off as it slips into your mouth like the rest of us

the only modern video games i have spent money on for the past three years have been fucking sonic the hedgehog games. i promise i am cool and have reasonable limits for myself about consuming corporate media etc but that blue fucking idiot makes me such a little PRODUCT GIRL

[new crossworlds trailer spoilers] BUH BBUH???? BUHH???!!!

OH MY GOD

jacking out of vr is the most cyber future bullshit I just spent the last like hour in a beautiful park in autumn with kingdom hearts music playing in the background playing 18 holes of mini golf with my wonderful crowfriend and then I PULLED my reality OUT and I’m plunged into a silent dark […]

critters will go "wowww it's sooo cool you have white streaks in your hair" until they run a paw through it and it sounds like rice krispies

Hot drat!

[nonsense, suggestive] @niaco the dog devil sits there in her fujo throne directing its 666 followers to entertain her

[nonsense, suggestive] 666 followers!!!!!!!!! everybody FUCK

ホワイとグリントさま電話をかけ直してください

goodnight and a merry luigi kan sunday to you all

new konami cabs. i like the new popn and the momotaro densetsu looks cute. but WHY are my SONS in bejeweled down there. WHAT are they doing to my bomber boys.

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fuck you looking at like that, huge beakass bitch. fuck you. (they are just autistic)

yup. luigi kan

welcome to luigi kan saturday

finished klonoa 1 c: i don't care for the updated graphics in the steam rerelease, but the gameplay's still cute and entertaining all throughout. it really keeps its dated-feeling design that asks unusually deep mechanic mastery of a player. i appreciate that. i'm […] [Original post on yiff.life]

heyyyy so, i could really use some help right now... it's seven days in to the month, my account is already $200 in overdraft, and i still haven't bought my estradiol yet (which is going to be close to $100). if anyone would like to help support me financially, it […] [Original post on yiff.life]

crow shapes and crowshapes

pluribus is fucking GOOOOOOD!!!!!! i can't wait to see more. shit's so fun

it's the night of the harvest howl. a weird fox-like thing is running through the swamp alone. its fur is damp and full of leaves & sticks. as the clouds clear, it looks up to the full moon. it tries its best to howl, even if its throat wasnt made for it, and its cry echos through the dark. ΘΔ

welcome to luigi kan friday

thanks to DEI and woke, kids are allowed to have skittles and marshmallows for breakfast EVERY morning. they don't even have to eat their broccoli AT ALL.

[selfie eye contact] im tbh starting to understand the appeal of dressing up professionally for work i feel great. i guess i just needed to look more like a girl and to wear more girly business outfits in order to understand why it could possibly be desirable to dress up. the more you know

@niaco nia this is the most dog behavior of all time

choked down at least thirteen edamame shells last night in exasperation before, defeatedly, googling and reading "the inedible shell of the edamame" in horror

yup. luigi kan

please do not let my height intimidate you. i am a little dog. i am so happy to see you my friend all the time but i'm going to be looking down at you while i wag. it's kind of a clifford situation

i have got to get clockier

mfers mindlessly sharing funny images or pretty artwork. completely sourcelessly without any care for the people that made what they're sharing. i must express that you will not survive the ai winter

nice to see they included the original pride flag with the Sex, Magic and Sonic stripes included

i just realized pokemon skipped from gen 4 remakes to gen 6 remakes with no black & white remake at all. that's hilarious

in the pokemon world, the voice would say Audino Jungle. and the mental image that brings? inspiring.

holy fuck. heard a cool indie song at the end of a video. i look them up and they're playing a show at the pittsburgh indie venue i go to NEXT WEEK !!!! good god

a passerby in regular street clothes and a santa hat just wished me a Merry Christmas.

wondering about how the linguistic space of "such" expanded from "such terrible things (lit. terrible things such as this)" to "such terrible things (as in very terrible things)". it's "very" deluxe

watercolor drawing i did a few weeks ago that i never posted #art #pokemon #watercolor

i walked into the office mario kart tournament with people muttering "somehow i think nia's secretly gonna be crazy good at this". transgender women are held to such cruel and reductionist stereotypes. also i beat everyone

i love seeing extremely simple shit bubble back up after more than a year of anki. hello どう my old friend. see you again in four years

it's time we recognize the Three Drink Theory as a gross oversimplification of the Fifteen Drink & Twelve Scattered Empty Unwashed Cups Theory