dawn fun fact: you can’t spell “funemployment” without “unemployment”

It’s #trackspamtuesday the day where I spam you with tracks i’m enjoying at the moment, starting with: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebv-UMunGoY

guess which government just had forms submitted to them regarding getting my legal name and gender updated? If you guessed my government, you’d be correct. If you guessed the i lodged the forms, you’d also be correct :)

BREAKING NEWS: a puppygirl’s day is saved: it’s family is getting japanese takeout, and it will soon be feasting on some delicious chicken curry udon :aneodog_blink:

now more than ever we need militancy and queer liberation. which is why i'm really glad that our finest internet discoursers are fighting the good fight, furiously arguing night and day about which paratextual trans headcanons for fictional characters from mostly childrens and YA media are most […]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@hellyeahbot/116829928113709563 wasn’t expecting to get my morning motivation from mario and luigi, but thanks guys

thinking about how snow leopards have big ol paws and tails rn, such adorable creatures, i really need to get commissions of my snep sona Holly fr

shouts out to friends who change your vocabulary irreversibly forever. Today, I thank Zoey for my inability to say "Dr Pepper" any more, and my now insistence on calling it "Dr Penis". God I'd love to crack open a nice fresh can of Dr Penis

*me asking my friend, Polly, an indecipherable, and possibly gibberish philosophical question* "Polly, am or us?"

polyglamorous

[whinge post about GTA 6 and Rockstar Games] I do love the GTA series, it's satirical elements don't get enough credit imo, and GTA 4 is one of my favourite games ever, but the more I hear about GTA 6, the more I come to terms with the fact that I'll be skipping it. Fuck those union busting […]

now that i’m unemployed i have no excuse not to make the videos i’ve been putting off making, do I? (I wanna do homelabbing content and some insane ramblings about topics I’m interested in - e.g I reaaaaallllyyyy wanna do a video covering the history of The KLF) I’m also a film school dropout […]

[weed, sex] my 3 favourite hobbies: - taking cross-sex hormones - smoking weed - and having gay sex any questions, liberal?

[silly intrusive sexual thought] was rubbing some moisturiser onto my arm, and it was taking longer to sink in than expected, and i had the very normal thought of "I feel like I'm jacking off my arm rn, and my arm is struggling to cum"

convinced my girlfriend to sign up for fedi, lets fucking gooooooo

i'm hearing reports from the field that "woke is back, babey", we'll provide more updates on this emerging story as they come.

i am quite overqualified for it these days, but i find myself craving an easy help desk job in some small government department. I’ve done it before and it was super easy and chill. My last job was very much “All this really important infrastructure relies on YOU, and you need to fix this ASAP! […]

they can take away my employment, but they can’t take away my swag #fuckdaworld #ihaveswag

privileged to be surrounded by pretty women who, in turn, think i am pretty 🙂‍↕️ #winning

I’ve been told I talk about my homelab like both a mad scientist and a pervert

@dog_dyke_dawn next time i go to toronto. i promise to lick everyone and everything i can in buffalo

I have a mature sense of humour. For example, I have acknowledged that the funniest forms of comedy are: - slapstick - alliteration - adding “gay” (or equivalent word of your choosing) to a noun and/or verb

have been ever so slowly absorbed into the perth puppygirl community over the last year, and well…, Babey, the absorption is acceleratin’ Lately *motorcycle revving sound effects*

i do not give a fuck about cringe culture, i fucking love being a cringe puppygirl poly lesbian, it is so much god damn fun

feeling hopeful for the UK, their new leader seems like quite the upgrade from the old one

it’s Buffalo sauce, the sauce that tastes like Buffalo, New York! [citation needed]

Feeling incredibly gay today, probably going to feel the same tomorrow. The day after, who knows? Stay tuned.

entered a new stage of my transition recently (started enjoying fighting games)

i miss making videos, maybe i should make contact of my homelab, or just rambling at the camera about being a dog (both at once?) maybe i oughta get onto this

21 year old filmmaker, Kane Parsons has officially turned 21 years old today. At 21 years old, the 21-year-old . director. the 21 backrooms from A21 directed by Kane Parsons (21 years old) was. he is. .Kane parsons is 21 year s old. He is only 21 years old.

me explaining metal gear solid 3 to a girl whilst my mouth is full of food and i'm mid-chewing: "okay yea sho, big balls hash to fight his mentor, the balls, right? and then..."

NoScript my GOAT

lowkey insane that i never made out with a puppygirl until 3 days ago. I've hardly lived!

I don't check discord much anymore, except to the occasional "what's in the pronouns field of people I've not spoken to in a while these days?" and there's always at least 1 new reveal, and I always call it every time (/pos of course, stoked for them every time). I think this is what they call […]

armpits. women's.

it takes a village to own a puppygirl

[a joke for real gooners and hip-hop fans only] lmfao thank you based god, so real of you #tybg #gooning #estrogen

discovered that there’s a cinema quite a short drive from where i work (that is, for the next 2 weeks, as I got laid off) so I’ve decided I’m going to take advantage and see at least a couple of movies there before I go. (plus being laid off sucks and a movie at the end of the work day is good […]

[selfie, ec] she’s green for an amazing reason

:neodog_pat_woozy: #mood

RE: https://mastodon.social/@hellyeahbot/116734454937462541 of course the nazi who made earthworm jim doesn’t fuck with pits, that tracks, those types normally have poor taste

> ssh suns @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ WARNING: REMOTE HOST GENDER HAS CHANGED! @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING FREAKY!

surprised how much i’ve been replaying the new paul mccartney album, and signing “life can be hard” to myself, might be one of my faves of 2026 thus far

i’ve woken up sick but my brain isn’t working enough to pass the time by doing homelab stuff, weh i hate being sick it’s not even fun, what a scam :/

[references to pictures of animal-like characters in sorta sexy poses] me irl

good morning i’m really gay let’s get this bread #homosexuality

thinking about how gay I am and how it’s pride month rn, god I LOVE being a lil homosexual with it #gratitudemindset #ilovekissinggirls #andboysandtheysalso #butgenderasidealwaysinagaywayifyouknowwhatimsaying

OH: wifi is an acronym. it stands for “works in fucking intervals” #notgpn